JFL Heaven is a troll, sorry lol

[Hoor Al-Ayn]

With a heavy heart I regret to inform you that you will NOT be receiving any virgins, rivers of wine, giant mansions, or horses made of gems after you die. In reality you will all just be dumped in Sheol to get mogged by a 600 foot nephilim.

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[Icarus]

And the normies and chads will get raped by demons as their flesh meat gets twisted and torn on metal pillars of sand.

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

I thought this was a thread about Made in Heaven

 

[Cincel]

With a heavy heart I regret to inform you that you will NOT be receiving any virgins, rivers of wine, giant mansions, or horses made of gems after you die. In reality you will all just be dumped in Sheol to get mogged by a 600 foot nephilim.

 

[PersonalityChad]

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[iicc66]

With a heavy heart I regret to inform you that you will NOT be receiving any virgins, rivers of wine, giant mansions, or horses made of gems after you die. In reality you will all just be dumped in Sheol to get mogged by a 600 foot nephilim.

Jfl

 

[Limitcel]

The concept of heaven is something so primitive, a place where you will spend forever doing things that even in the world are boring at some point.

 

[Hoor Al-Ayn]

The concept of heaven is something so primitive, a place where you will spend forever doing things that even in the world are boring at some point.

Paradise is a cope but I don't get why people say you would get bored in paradise because Allah can just remove the emotion of boredom from everyone there.

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

I thought this was a thread about Made in Heaven

 

[Limitcel]

Paradise is a cope but I don't get why people say you would get bored in paradise because Allah can just remove the emotion of boredom from everyone there.

But I think boredom is existential, of being conscious and alive forever.

 

[Hoor Al-Ayn]

But I think boredom is existential, of being conscious and alive forever.

Respectfully disagree. Existential crises weigh heaviest on those who lack eudaimonia and have their hierarchy of needs unfulfilled. But i guess someone has to test that hypothesis. It's just that I doubt a dude with a billion connections, a billion dollars, and a billion options would have any such feeling of questioning life.