Like clay I shall mould him, and in the furnace of solitude forge him. He will be of slender frame and meager height. In Gucci sunglasses shall I clad him and with the finest vehicles will he be armed. He will be untouched by females, no divorce will blight him. He will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no ricecel can mog him in World of Warcraft. He is my bulwark against the Thot. He is the Defender of Virginity. He is my Elliot Rodger and he shall know no fear." -- Saint Blackops2cel's words as He created Saint Elliot in the astral plane.
