Discussion Haven't take a shit in 2 days, scared as fuck right now

[JestER]

Don't know if it's something I ate because I eat the same food more or less everyday, but right now my intestines are refusing to cooperate with me and now Im feeling bloated as hell. As if I didn't hate my body enough, once again it's deciding to screw me over. How the fuck do I fix this?

 

[ironmanlet321]

Taco bell

 

[JestER]

Taco bell

What about it

 

[ironmanlet321]

What about it

Makes you poop.

Take laxatives or something.

 

[JestER]

Makes you poop.

Take laxatives or something.

don't have those over here, as for laxatives that would require me to go outside and we all know the answer to that

 

[ironmanlet321]

don't have those over here, as for laxatives that would require me to go outside and we all know the answer to that

Order laxatives online or ask your mom to get some

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I have gone more than that without pooping. Not a problem tbh

 

[Deleted member 20811]

I'm taking a shit right now.

ded fucking srs

 

[Deleted member 21227]

When I was a kid I had gone 13 days without shitting once. Goddamn it was fucking painful

 

[Uglyethnicrat]

You should be

 

[Guest2]

Mods, pin this

 

[JestER]

I have gone more than that without pooping. Not a problem tbh

When I was a kid I had gone 13 days without shitting once. Goddamn it was fucking painful

Poops me

Mods, pin this

Don't you fucking dare

 

[Vermilioncore]

I have colon cancer probably and sometimes i go many days without shitting. I probably have a tumor blocking the shit from exiting my asshole

 

[Deleted member 21227]

I have colon cancer probably and sometimes i go many days without shitting. I probably have a tumor blocking the shit from exiting my asshole

God fucking damn

 

[Emba]

Hahahahahaha im post from outhouse with a dangler!

I have colon cancer probably and sometimes i go many days without shitting. I probably have a tumor blocking the shit from exiting my asshole

Might be a huge worm bro!

 

[Vermilioncore]

Hahahahahaha im post from outhouse with a dangler!

Might be a huge worm bro!

Could be. Probably a huge parasite eating me from the inside. Nightmarish tbh

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Happens to me sometimes. When I first started university, I was really fucking depressed and ate nothing except a slice of pizza and a bit of chips a day. It took me 4-5 days to shit. But sometimes even when I eat regularly, that happens.

 

[Emba]

Could be. Probably a huge parasite eating me from the inside. Nightmarish tbh

(((Doctors))) ignore them these days because, (((civilization))).

 

[Deleted member 8884]

Most likely IBS.

Which is benign 99.9% of the time don't worry tbh.

 

[Damo the incel]

It's no big deal only 2 day's, I've gone like 4 or 5 days without taking a shit loads of times

 

[speedtypingincel]

Eat a banana/several bananas? Bro.

 

[happiless]

You'll be fine, but you'll most likely shit yourself while sleeping tonight.

 

[JestER]

Eat a banana/several bananas? Bro.

Pretty gay ngl

You'll be fine, but you'll most likely shit yourself while sleeping tonight.

Thank goodness

 

[speedtypingincel]

Pretty gay ngl

Bananas (just like any other tropical fruit) help with constipation and are producable all year-round.

 

[Mystic]

Just use a laxative bro

 

[Beta_Le_Pew]

Eat something totally out of the ordinary for your diet. Your body won't know how to process it and everything will be released much like when there is air mixed with water in a garden hose.

 

[RandomGuy]

After morning walk, stool should loosen.

 

[ihaveno1]

just eat fiber br0

 

[Deleted member 17245]

Welcome to your new body as you progress in becoming an ever older oldcel. You can no longer digest the bad diet you normally eat. Time to add fiber and drink prune juice like the other oldcels. Don't worry, you're not going to die, you may feel discomfort and mild pain until it passes, but pass it will. Just eat fiber, drink lots of water and juice. Regular exercise also helps.

 

[startcel]

Welcome to your new body as you progress in becoming an ever older oldcel. You can no longer digest the bad diet you normally eat. Time to add fiber and drink prune juice like the other oldcels. Don't worry, you're not going to die, you may feel discomfort and mild pain until it passes, but pass it will. Just eat fiber, drink lots of water and juice. Regular exercise also helps.

 

[deathsh+rt]

try chewing gum as some gums contain ingredients that can have a laxative effect and if this does not clear in a week go to doctors.

 

[ThouShallObeyKing]

Don't know if it's something I ate because I eat the same food more or less everyday, but right now my intestines are refusing to cooperate with me and now Im feeling bloated as hell. As if I didn't hate my body enough, once again it's deciding to screw me over. How the fuck do I fix this?

lol what? i poo once per week or less often. on very specific diets i only poo once per month or two months. no bulls.hit, am for real. i only poo a lot if i eat a lot of sugar and carbohydrates. why would you worry about not pooing for 2 days lmao !



things that can make u chit is overdosing vitamin c, drinking lot of water, and coffee, chewing orbit gum too

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

lol what? i poo once per week or less often. on very specific diets i only poo once per month or two months. no bulls.hit, am for real. i only poo a lot if i eat a lot of sugar and carbohydrates. why would you worry about not pooing for 2 days lmao !



things that can make u chit is overdosing vitamin c, drinking lot of water, and coffee, chewing orbit gum too

same here
and yeah taking a bit extra vitamin c or magnesium is enough to make you shit

 

[FinnCel]

Me, I can't stop shitting.
Alcohol and milk just makes it run

 

[Indari]

I'm taking a shit right now.

ded fucking srs

 

[WawelDragon1683]

That's normal for me. Sometimes i don't shit for a week.

 

[A_Broken_Person]

Just push harder theory

 

[grondilu]

Man I used to be constipated beyond belief. I think the longest I've hold crap was five days or something.

 

[JohnDcel]

Just sit on the toilet bro

 

[startcel]

Just sit on the toilet bro

 

[theson]

Don't know if it's something I ate because I eat the same food more or less everyday, but right now my intestines are refusing to cooperate with me and now Im feeling bloated as hell. As if I didn't hate my body enough, once again it's deciding to screw me over. How the fuck do I fix this?

Sugar free gummy bears.

 

[JestER]

Just push harder theory

Just rupture your asshole theory

Just sit on the toilet bro

Thanks ill try that