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Experiment have you thought about making a dark pact with the devil in exchange for ascension?

what do you think?

  • magic does not exist, grow up

    Votes: 7 31.8%
  • the possible outcome of suffering even more terrifies me

    Votes: 8 36.4%
  • im a christian therefore i rather die celibate but holy

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • id do it but be very careful not to piss anyone from 'the beyond'

    Votes: 1 4.5%
  • a few years in hell didn't kill anyone, sign me up boyo

    Votes: 3 13.6%

  • Total voters
    22
jet112

jet112

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magic has existed for thousands of years
your ancient ancestors believed in it, what do you say?
 
I think about such stuff quite frequently. But I would not go for ''ascension''.
 
Devel = foids and I would never make a deal with foids
 
I suffered way too much already. I couldn't handle hell. So no.
 
Perhaps one fine day, I will meet a foid that I might contemplate trading my soul to possess,
and when the time cometh, am not sure I will make the right decision.
 
I tried but satan wasn't listening.
 
im a christian therefore i rather die celibate but holy
I suffered way too much already. I couldn't handle hell. So no.

This.

Why should I submit to the devil for a few hours of pleasure bounding me to an eternity of hell?
 
No, there is always a catch when a Jin makes a deal with you, you end up living the rest of ur life in fear of it
 
JFL at these threads.

Let's assume all this magical mumbo jumbo really exists for the sake of the argument.
It still wouldn't be possible.

What exactly do you have to offer to the devil? Your soul? Sorry but that's not good enough a sacrifice.

A sacrifice is only such when you give up something (or someone) that's valuable to you. Most people here are so desperate that their soul is not valuable to them, only external factors are. So the devil would ask you for your oneitis or something. Maybe your mom, since she's the only thing that may be valuable to you and you "own".

But let's also assume that you're a Christian and your soul is indeed a sacrifice for you. Guess what, the devil doesn't want it because it's not intrinsically valuable. The devil wants Chad's soul, not yours. The devil is like a foid looking for social selection, in this case he wants the most distinguished legion of followers. To him you're lower than trash and not good enough to be his henchman. The idea is that Chad lives better and has more experiences, so his soul mogs that of an incel that spent his life playing video games, reading books and watching TV into the 7th heaven.

Satan would send a lower demon like Pazuzu to the ritual, knowing it's unimportant, and Pazuzu would laugh in your ugly face at your ridiculously cheap soul (the stock you're bargaining with is overpriced and the currency you want from it is a bad deal for him) and leave.
 
JFL at these threads.

Let's assume all this magical mumbo jumbo really exists for the sake of the argument.
It still wouldn't be possible.

What exactly do you have to offer to the devil? Your soul? Sorry but that's not good enough a sacrifice.

A sacrifice is only such when you give up something (or someone) that's valuable to you. Most people here are so desperate that their soul is not valuable to them, only external factors are. So the devil would ask you for your oneitis or something. Maybe your mom, since she's the only thing that may be valuable to you and you "own".

But let's also assume that you're a Christian and your soul is indeed a sacrifice for you. Guess what, the devil doesn't want it because it's not intrinsically valuable. The devil wants Chad's soul, not yours. The devil is like a foid looking for social selection, in this case he wants the most distinguished legion of followers. To him you're lower than trash and not good enough to be his henchman. The idea is that Chad lives better and has more experiences, so his soul mogs that of an incel that spent his life playing video games, reading books and watching TV into the 7th heaven.

Satan would send a lower demon like Pazuzu to the ritual, knowing it's unimportant, and Pazuzu would laugh in your ugly face at your ridiculously cheap soul (the stock you're bargaining with is overpriced and the currency you want from it is a bad deal for him) and leave.

all that hypergamy mumbo doesn't apply to hell rules
there is no 'quality' to a soul. a soul is merely an instrument used to communicate between dimensions.
the only soul that has quality to it, is a pure soul. or a holy soul (of a child or a holy man).
a demon is not a living being, it wants to be alive so it could taste moral life. you are simply trading your soul for riches and much better chances of success (which incels will never have) as god might not listen, if ever.
 
@jet112
I would only sell my soul for the one thing the devil can't do and wouldn't do if he could, destroy everything in existence including God and himself (or he can remain alive if he wants, but everything else must be erased)
 
Devil is a female and she wants only chads souls.
 
JFL at these threads.

Let's assume all this magical mumbo jumbo really exists for the sake of the argument.
It still wouldn't be possible.

What exactly do you have to offer to the devil? Your soul? Sorry but that's not good enough a sacrifice.

A sacrifice is only such when you give up something (or someone) that's valuable to you. Most people here are so desperate that their soul is not valuable to them, only external factors are. So the devil would ask you for your oneitis or something. Maybe your mom, since she's the only thing that may be valuable to you and you "own".

But let's also assume that you're a Christian and your soul is indeed a sacrifice for you. Guess what, the devil doesn't want it because it's not intrinsically valuable. The devil wants Chad's soul, not yours. The devil is like a foid looking for social selection, in this case he wants the most distinguished legion of followers. To him you're lower than trash and not good enough to be his henchman. The idea is that Chad lives better and has more experiences, so his soul mogs that of an incel that spent his life playing video games, reading books and watching TV into the 7th heaven.

Satan would send a lower demon like Pazuzu to the ritual, knowing it's unimportant, and Pazuzu would laugh in your ugly face at your ridiculously cheap soul (the stock you're bargaining with is overpriced and the currency you want from it is a bad deal for him) and leave.
Brutal soul pill
 
magic has existed for thousands of years
your ancient ancestors believed in it, what do you say?
I have found better path. Worshipping myself as god mogs any other type of mgic
 

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