Serious Have you ever had anyone catch you masturbating or accidentally watched porn with unplugged earphones?

[SyrianSchizoSage]

I accidentally didn't have earphones plugged in fully twice in my life. But I immediately muted it afterwards.
I hate that I have to feel shame for sating a biological need.


:ROPEPEPE:

 

[Darth Aquarius]

Yes, a guy from Xfinity caught me jerking off in my room. He walked in without knocking, saw everything, screamed, and quickly shut the door. It was some young low inhib black/Dominican guy, worst moment of my fucking life.

 

[SilverBullet]

No

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

Yes, a guy from Xfinity caught me jerking off in my room. He walked in without knocking, saw everything, screamed, and quickly shut the door. It was some young low inhib black/Dominican guy, worst moment of my fucking life.

Brootal. If it makes you feel any better it probably wasn't his first time walking in on someone.
Actually maybe he was pervert who wanted to walk in on you

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

No

actual ninja over here

 

[SilverBullet]

actual ninja over here

I have my door locked at all times and use headphones

 

[gluttony]

No i hid it quite well, it's one of the few things i actually kept secret from my parents.

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

I have my door locked at all times and use headphones

me too but one time I didn't plug the headphones fully and the audio leaked

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

No i hid it quite well, it's one of the few things i actually kept secret from my parents.

I am sure they know you do it

 

[gluttony]

I am sure they know you do it

Not really but they don't care.

 

[jartiyer1]

yes, my monitor is facing the door so anyone who comes in can see it directly (this is to discourage porn and help me with nofap). One day I couldn't help myself and started watching it while my mom was home. I have premature ejaculation and since I don't have to take my penis out to masturbate (I just rub it on my shorts and cum). I thought I would finish it right away but I was unlucky and my mom caught me in that little gap. Since I have good reflexes I closed the site immediately. I thought she didn't see it at that moment but a few days later my dad offered to take me to a prostitute. That's when I realized my mom had seen me and told my dad what happened

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

yes, my monitor is facing the door so anyone who comes in can see it directly (this is to discourage porn and help me with nofap). One day I couldn't help myself and started watching it while my mom was home. I have premature ejaculation and since I don't have to take my penis out to masturbate (I just rub it on my shorts and cum). I thought I would finish it right away but I was unlucky and my mom caught me in that little gap. Since I have good reflexes I closed the site immediately. I thought she didn't see it at that moment but a few days later my dad offered to take me to a prostitute. That's when I realized my mom had seen me and told my dad what happened

Brootal your parents don't even think you can date a woman and immediately made you escortmaxx

 

[unhingedsamsung]

My mom walked in my bedroom while I was raping a foid in black souls jfl good thing is that I was on my bed while on my laptop so she couldn’t really see what I was doing so I closed out of the game really quickly

 

[Foid FuckER]

I thought she didn't see it at that moment but a few days later my dad offered to take me to a prostitute. That's when I realized my mom had seen me and told my dad what happened

why didn't you take the offer?

 

[antisocialcel]

almost

 

[jartiyer1]

why didn't you take the offer?

I don't want to go to an escort with the pocket money my father gave me, brother. I don't want to humiliate myself by trying to fuck a woman with my small penis. The risk of illness is not something to be taken lightly. I don't want to suffer a lifetime for 5 minutes of pleasure. It's a big sin in Islam.

 

[jartiyer1]

Brootal your parents don't even think you can date a woman and immediately made you escortmaxx

 

[Grodd]

almost

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

My mom walked in my bedroom while I was raping a foid in black souls jfl good thing is that I was on my bed while on my laptop so she couldn’t really see what I was doing so I closed out of the game really quickly

I hate doing that quick time event when I am about to be caught reduces my lifespan

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

I don't want to go to an escort with the pocket money my father gave me, brother. I don't want to humiliate myself by trying to fuck a woman with my small penis. The risk of illness is not something to be taken lightly. I don't want to suffer a lifetime for 5 minutes of pleasure. It's a big sin in Islam.

>morereligiousthanyourparents

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

almost

damn I look like goebbels

 

[unhingedsamsung]

I hate doing that quick time event when I am about to be caught reduces my lifespan

Nigga, I can’t fucking beat the goddamn DLC3 boss

I’m tryna get the H ending

 

[INCEL LIVES MATTER]

Nigga you really have to be very unlucky if you get caught (but yeah... almost xd)

 

[zd60]

never

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

Nigga, I can’t fucking beat the goddamn DLC3 boss

I’m tryna get the H ending

I meant IRL event of quickly closing the laptop not the actual game