Have you ever bought condoms?

[Deleted member 9758]

I want to be prepare just in case a miracle does happen. The problem is there's so many different types and they're kinda costly too tbh. I'm looking at "Durex thin feel" condoms right now. There's also "extra safe" ones but I assume they'd be thick and not very pleasurable? idk.

I've worn condoms before with escorts and sometimes I find some lying around on the street and I end up cooming in them.

 

[highinhibition]

yes i bought them to visit hookers

 

[Deleted member 9758]

yes i bought them to visit hookers

Hookers let you use your own condom??

 

[highinhibition]

Hookers let you use your own condom??

yes nigga

buy extra thin to get the feeeelz

 

[Deleted member 9758]

Never because too scared to go to the cash register.

But I might do now since cash registers became robots since 2018

yeah i'd only ever use a self-checkout one. I would find it incredibly cringe if someone saw me buying them.

Outside of hookers I like using warming lube with a condom and then fapping into it. Its just convenient clean up and its always fun to leave some around for others to find and pretend you actually aren't alone....

I used to throw my used condoms at foids' cars.

yes nigga

buy extra thin to get the feeeelz

Okay, i'll do that. Kinda weird how they let you use your own condoms ngl wtf.

 

[rcnfive]

yeah, i have an unopened box from 2009 still with me jfl.

 

[Alone75]

I remember buying some durex elite in my teens, they had a 3 year best before date. I laughed to myself that I should get laid by then or have a girlfriend finally.
Needless to say they expired without being used, although I did try a few on to fap with.

 

[Richard Coper]

I allways wear a condom when i go outside, even when i go buying groceries, just in case. XD

 

[Pepsicel]

I want to be prepare just in case a miracle does happen. The problem is there's so many different types and they're kinda costly too tbh. I'm looking at "Durex thin feel" condoms right now. There's also "extra safe" ones but I assume they'd be thick and not very pleasurable? idk.

I've worn condoms before with escorts and sometimes I find some lying around on the street and I end up cooming in them.

Yes. Some prostitutes will not give you a second condom so I always bring mine.

 

[Deleted member 9758]

I remember buying some durex elite in my teens, they had a 3 year best before date. I laughed to myself that I should get laid by then or have a girlfriend finally.
Needless to say they expired without being used, although I did try a few on to fap with.

sorry to hear that :/

I allways wear a condom when i go outside, even when i go buying groceries, just in case. XD

that's the spirit

 

[Pancakecel]

Why? To fill with water and then throw at people jfl? I have no reason whatsoever.

 

[Michael15651]

No, I'm always afraid that when people see them in my hands they'd think, "who would ever have sex with that guy?"

 

[highinhibition]

No, I'm always afraid that when people see them in my hands they'd think, "who would ever have sex with that guy?"

buy them from a machine theory

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

No. I never needed them.

 

[starcrapoo]

As a former escortmaxxer, I only buy condoms so that I can put them on and jack off with.

Because putting them on reminds me of the times I've had with hookers where they put it on before the paid session began.

 

[Orca]

Bought just one time because some hooker foid said she didn't have in her apartment

 

[Loner94]

Nope, but I have looked at them from the shelves out of curiosity.

 

[Blackpill Rage]

Hookers let you use your own condom??

Yes

 

[agent ballsack]

I remember buying some durex elite in my teens, they had a 3 year best before date. I laughed to myself that I should get laid by then or have a girlfriend finally.
Needless to say they expired without being used, although I did try a few on to fap with.

that is absolutely brutal

 

[Virginscarecrow999]

No

 

[agent ballsack]

Wtf no

 

[unuser]

No but I stole two once

One I used to masturbate without making a mess and the other one is in my drawer

 

[Jmax]

No, never believed I’d need them.

 

[chancel]

I've bought them in the past, I forget the brand though. but its always good to have a few incase the planets align!

 

[ilieknothing]

I have never bought them but I got some for free in high school before.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

I'm too autistic and high inhib to buy condoms

 

[zekr]

Never because too scared to go to the cash register.

But I might do now since cash registers became robots since 2018

no man I had that thought when I was a teenager like: "what if I have to buy condoms one day... shit that would be too awkward. I'd use amazon instead". Now I'd actually take joy in seeing the cashiers face. Golden opportunity for a big kek if I ever had to buy condoms. KHHV at 22 with no end in sight so no big kek for me.

 

[crestfallencel]

when i'm cleaning my house i sometimes find boxes of condoms that i bought and never even opened

 

[Ika-Sama]

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh