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Serious Has anyone tried vacuuming their penis?

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Apparently it works similar to bathmate for dickmaxxing? Also its like a reverse blowjob
 
That sounds painful. A vacuum cleaner would be too strong.
 
The only reference I've seen to this is Scary Movie.
 
have you tried shattered glass?
 
No, but I heard foids do it to dogs.
 
@KilluminoidBR can you try this and let us know?
 
yes bro. it literally sucks the cum right out of me
 
My dick is slightly bent so I cant fit it in
 
I've built a DIY cocksucking machine from vacuum cleaner, toilet paper roll and a bag and lube.
Feels amazing.

Also I can fit my dick inside the hole in the vacuum cleaner (no tubes attached). Fucking that thing feels pretty good too.

Next thing I'm gonna try is combine my fleshlight with my vacuum cleaner
 
I’m gonna try this.
 
I own a bathmate. It works and its not a scam.
 
Last seen Mar 21, 2019
 
You'll tenderize your dick with that shit tbh.
 
28yo virgin truecel .... of course I already tried that.
It didn't feel good at all. Just weird. And the noise of the fucking vacuum was pissing me off.
 
Come back bro :cryfeels:
 
My girth cant fit in the tube
 
I've built a DIY cocksucking machine from vacuum cleaner, toilet paper roll and a bag and lube.
Feels amazing.

Also I can fit my dick inside the hole in the vacuum cleaner (no tubes attached). Fucking that thing feels pretty good too.

Next thing I'm gonna try is combine my fleshlight with my vacuum cleaner
MacGyvercel.
 

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