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Serious Has anyone here ever went to church to try and pick up females?

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And he said to them, “Follow me, and I will make you fishers of fesikh.”

Would god strike you down with a bolt of lightning if you tried to go to church for impure reasons?
 
2 kinky cute girls had a crush on me and my bro when I was a teen (we left the church soon after) cunt mother.

BRUH how?

The churches around me are mostly white girls. They would never give a brownie like me a chance.
 
I wanted to approach girls at church, but there is barely any youth in the Brazilian Catholic Church
 
Would god strike you down with a bolt of lightning if you tried to go to church for impure reasons?
No, finding a wife is a perfectly good religious reason to go to church. Marriage is a religious ceremony, so wanting to go for that isn’t sinful.
 
I jerk off like, a lot, for "Lutheran" women with long skirts.
 
I did for a year once and went to all the events and all the wednesday night extra services etc. No luck. Meanwhile during that time a chadlite started to go to it and within a week was hooked up and is married to her. Fml
 
The only girls you can fuck at church these days are like 80 years old. No young people go anymore.
 
2 kinky cute girls had a crush on me and my bro when I was a teen (we left the church soon after) cunt mother.

BRUH how?

The churches around me are mostly white girls. They would never give a brownie like me a chance.
If you were Asian like @Pillow City Rev then white foids would love you
 
Plus i hate church too much to ever go back to one (spent my entire teenhood sitting in churches just to get our rent paid)
 
If you were Asian like @Pillow City Rev then white foids would love you
Copium overdose if it do be like that then i would be inactive from here
No girl likes asian man that is why jungle gook and regular gook population will be decreased in the future
 
I wanted to approach girls at church, but there is barely any youth in the Brazilian Catholic Church
What's wrong with older mature women, inkcell?:soy:
 
I did for a year once and went to all the events and all the wednesday night extra services etc. No luck. Meanwhile during that time a chadlite started to go to it and within a week was hooked up and is married to her. Fml
wait,what? which denomination?can't imagine you inside a church. did you actually believe or was only there for the pussy?
 
No, finding a wife is a perfectly good religious reason to go to church. Marriage is a religious ceremony, so wanting to go for that isn’t sinful.
If I go to church will jesus make me a fisher of fesikh?
 
And he said to them, “Follow me, and I will make you fishers of fesikh.”

Would god strike you down with a bolt of lightning if you tried to go to church for impure reasons?
assuming you find a nice girl(they barely exist and most of them are thots)she will reject you on the basis of you being an atheist who doesn't want to follow god.even if you are beginner,she should be wary of you as your resolution to god still hasn't been proven.


it's a waste of time you just want to be a degenerate.
 
Just churchmaxx bro
 
my first one itis was the sister of one of my friends. Their family were religious and they went to church so I infiltrated myself to see her every sunday
 
Brutal :cryfeels:

Is there only a few young people in your church too?
neh,there are plenty of young people.there are a few young women but a lot of them are already enganged or married and the ones that aren't probably don't want anything with me kek. i go to a latin mass church,so plenty of trad fags and their large ass families. i hate trad fags but they at least give many children to god.
 
my first one itis was the sister of one of my friends. Their family were religious and they went to church so I infiltrated myself to see her every sunday
did you ever get to confess?
 
Yes, well, church basements via AA. No dice obvs.
 
wait,what? which denomination?can't imagine you inside a church. did you actually believe or was only there for the pussy?
Lol idk the type of it. Not catholic or qnything like that. I think there is a god but not the jesus bullshit and i also think we are like bacteria comparied to god and the entity doesnt give a fuck about us or our life
 
Lol idk the type of it. Not catholic or qnything like that. I think there is a god but not the jesus bullshit and i also think we are like bacteria comparied to god and the entity doesnt give a fuck about us or our life
how did you even end up there?were you there with a friend or something?

Yes, well, church basements via AA. No dice obvs.
trying to date alcoholic women sounds like shooting yourself in the foot twice.
 
trying to date alcoholic women sounds like shooting yourself in the foot twice.
Well I am alcoholic too but I had some dumb idea that I could recover with someone in a similar boat.
 
I did for a year once and went to all the events and all the wednesday night extra services etc. No luck. Meanwhile during that time a chadlite started to go to it and within a week was hooked up and is married to her. Fml
Yeah same tbh, and the dude was a fucking Nazi
Like
Unironically talked about how disgusting the Jews were
 
Well I am alcoholic too but I had some dumb idea that I could recover with someone in a similar boat.
i mean it's cute and it's possible. it's good for someone to get out of a life of sin(after all we were made to live in sin),and it's fine to walk that journey with someone.it's just that we are talking about women here.
 
I hate admitting it but yes
I was 16 and still pretty blue pilled
Going to a christian gathering to find a female is a classic mistake
 
wait,weren't you catholic?or did you go from catholic to orthodox?eitherway must be brutal seeing slav orthodox stacies.
I went back and forth due to Franky hating everything that I valued, but I was Catholic, and spiritually I'm Latin Rite.
 
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I hate admitting it but yes
I was 16 and still pretty blue pilled
Going to a christian gathering to find a female is a classic mistake
were you protestant? did you ever ask any of the girls out?eitherway,brutal.
 
The churches around me are mostly white girls. They would never give a brownie like me a chance.
Opened thread to comment this, JBW and NT-pill apply heavily if you’re going to try and find girls at church.
 
were you protestant? did you ever ask any of the girls out?eitherway,brutal.
Wasn't protestant. It was a standard community non-denominational church. I asked out 5 girls ( 1 was a fat fuck and the other 4 were sub5 unpopular wallflower girls)
Got friendzoned hard by all of them.
 
Wasn't protestant. It was a standard community non-denominational church. I asked out 5 girls ( 1 was a fat fuck and the other 4 were sub5 unpopular wallflower girls)
Got friendzoned hard by all of them.
at least they didn't completely treat you like shit so there is that.eitherway brutal.
 
at least they didn't completely treat you like shit so there is that.eitherway brutal.
They were visibly SUPER uncomfortable when I steered the conversation to the idea of going on a date. They all stopped talking to me in general, wouldn't even say 'hey' or whatever when they saw me at church. The blackpill was finally getting shoved down my throat at that time in my life.
 
If I go to church will jesus make me a fisher of fesikh?
No, Jesus himself had to cult leader maxx to get any females to look at him (kike trait). You have to hope your looks are good enough and your social connections are good enough if your looks alone won’t work.
 
Over for Muslimcels, foids are in a different section
 
sounds based
I mean I agree now, but back then I was still a goody boy two shoes Jesus freak.
Dude was a fucking weirdo - believed in the Tsardom as the best form of government, thought the Jews's DNA was contaminated and evil, etc.
 

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