Imagine breaking your fucking back 12 hours (or even as far as 15 hours) a day just to marry a woman (who might tolerate you at best) bearing your shit genetics while she does nothing all day (reminder that most MENA women are unemployed fat bums) 
>be me
>live in Morocco
>married to "typical" wife unit 3.0
>comes with premium laziness module and auto-snack feature
>wakes up at 11am, wearing same jalaba for 6 years straight
>breakfast? nah, just reheats yesterday’s harira and calls it brunch
>tv permanently stuck on Turkish soap opera with volume at 300%
>kids? oh you mean the wild goblins swinging from the ceiling lamp?
>asks me to discipline them while she's lying on the couch like an exhausted Ottoman sultan (she'll be fat with a dump truck ass once she's in her 40s)
>calls mom to complain I “don’t appreciate her enough”
>hasn't swept the floor since Eid 2021
>fridge is full but she says “there’s nothing to cook”
>somehow always tired despite doing absolutely nothing
>claims her mental load is heavier than Atlas’ burden
>only time she runs is when she hears “new pastry shop opened downtown”
>posts selfies with Snapchat filter and captions it “mama boss queen ”
>inshallah someday she learns what a broom looks like
>be me
>live in Morocco
>married to "typical" wife unit 3.0
>comes with premium laziness module and auto-snack feature
>wakes up at 11am, wearing same jalaba for 6 years straight
>breakfast? nah, just reheats yesterday’s harira and calls it brunch
>tv permanently stuck on Turkish soap opera with volume at 300%
>kids? oh you mean the wild goblins swinging from the ceiling lamp?
>asks me to discipline them while she's lying on the couch like an exhausted Ottoman sultan (she'll be fat with a dump truck ass once she's in her 40s)
>calls mom to complain I “don’t appreciate her enough”
>hasn't swept the floor since Eid 2021
>fridge is full but she says “there’s nothing to cook”
>somehow always tired despite doing absolutely nothing
>claims her mental load is heavier than Atlas’ burden
>only time she runs is when she hears “new pastry shop opened downtown”
>posts selfies with Snapchat filter and captions it “mama boss queen ”
>inshallah someday she learns what a broom looks like
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