Toxic Femininity "happily married to my 5ft5 king"

[PrototypeCel]

"married happily" to a 5ft5 king
brings up 6ft2 men for some reason
ok dumb whore

and why the fuck would you post this if you are married jfl
to me it just sounds like this bitch settled for this guy after getting ghosted by tall chads one too many times

its just too specific and you just know a 5ft5 dude aint gonna cheat
this bitch thinks shes slick

 

[Maikowski]

id fuck the shit out of her tbh

 

[Brainy]

Actually based, read into it more she's actually clowning hoes.

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Its not really that bad, but deep down she still thinks she settled. Height is one of the most important things to foids. She couldn't bare to be alone so she settled for an oofy doofy short guy, but secretly she still wants to be banged by a 6'7 gigachad

 

[Based NaziCel]

id fuck the shit out of her tbh

 

[Codependency]

Life fuel for short cels.

 

[Codependency]

id fuck the shit out of her tbh

This too.

 

[Hoppipolla]

To be fair she is onto something.

Back in the day all relationships were a bit like this in that people would just... pair up. Not every guy had to be a 6'2 Chad. Because society was wholesome and monogamous.

I know we all know this here

It's a bit of an odd post in some ways but there's a kernel of truth to it.

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

this bitch thinks shes slick

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Because society was wholesome and monogamous.

very naive take

 

[Linesnap99]

faker than george flyodes statue

 

[Eremetic]

she says this because shes lived it

 

[PrototypeCel]

she says this because shes lived it

exactly

 

[Da_Yunez]

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"married happily" to a 5ft5 king
brings up 6ft2 men for some reason
ok dumb whore

and why the fuck would you post this if you are married jfl
to me it just sounds like this bitch settled for this guy after getting ghosted by tall chads one too many times

its just too specific and you just know a 5ft5 dude aint gonna cheat
this bitch thinks shes slick

They been already spamming the same pics for like 5 years straight mang

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Why did she have to mention his height tho obviously it still bothers her

 

[PrototypeCel]

Why did she have to mention his height tho obviously it still bothers her

 

[starcrapoo]

I haven't seen a tall and leggy 5'7+ foid with a 5'5 dude in 15 years.

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Its not really that bad, but deep down she still thinks she settled. Height is one of the most important things to foids. She couldn't bare to be alone so she settled for an oofy doofy short guy, but secretly she still wants to be banged by a 6'7 gigachad

Nail on the head

 

[Quarantined]

luck

 

[PrototypeCel]

Nail on the head

100 percent

now we just wait til they split
lets just see how much she really likes "short kings" in the next couple of years

also the funny thing about her post is that she talks like shes bragging about having a guy like him but in reality no foids are jealous of a relationship like this lmao
hes an oofy doofy rich guy

 

[Very Small Koala]

Sounds like she wants attention.