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Halo 1 demake upcoming and Cortana looks like a man

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There are many reasons nobody should buy this game. Starting with the most obvious one that its a worse version of a 25 year old product. The levels of goycattle behavior it takes to uphold this remake culture makes jews clap and laugh behind closed doors.

Another reason which would be enough for me to not buy the game if the rest of it was good.

Cortana straight up doesn't look like a woman.
Her face is in no way a womans face.
This is probably because majority of the future halo "female" players are actually troons.
If a beautiful cortana existed like in Halo 4 they would get insecure and boycott the product.
We already see eastern devs attacked whenever they make an objectivelly attractive and sexy woman. If they make butt or tits 1% too big in the west shit hits the fan.

Sure some of you have seen this comparison before
its actually an uncanny resemblence down to the nose chin and eyes. Its like they modeled Cortana after him
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maybe some1 gets the idea its just a cherry picked photo
so I saw another cutscene with cortroona
and let me show u, she looks even more manly there...
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this is clearly a tranny. Breasts have been reduced to A cup as well

Compare this Cortroona to the blue cybersex mommy from halo 4 :feelsohh:

Cortana blue

Right off the bat her face speaks volumes
much like halo industries, they have the creative liberty to make cortana look any way they want. Her design could and should be gigastacy. She's an AI hologram. The only limitation can be a politically motivated one.
Cortana in halo 4 wasnt gigastacy but she was very attractive
and that is also part of the plot
Master Chief sort of falls in love with her. They are flirty 2nd game onwards. There is definitely an opposite sex dynamic between them. It's personal and sometimes even intimate. This extends to the player if he wants to be immersed as he should be in a story game. You want to do badass shit with the hot chicks, if u wanted some1 with the face of a minimum wage street cleaner u would walk teh fuck outside


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the fact halo 4s cortana ( humanized!!! (no clothing)!!) and is hot facilitates this.
Something the demake Cortroona doesnt inspire.
How would scrawny blue faggot push and motivate a 7ft tall gigachad supersoldier and enable his testosterone? he wouldnt. The missions would just be strictly business and one dimensional, which cant be the case cuz several of the franchises missions revolve around retreiving Cortana
 

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Yeah that's a man. At least that bitch from the new god of war game looks feminine. Xbox is for trannies because the dudebros left long ago.
 
new god of war game looks feminine
I suppose she does look like a woman at least but they have seriously downgraded her attractiveness
she has been hit with the hag treatment
her real life model used to be good looking imo
in the earlier Goy of War game, she was more attractive
just bcuz the actress hit the wall doesnt mean her ingame model needs to be updated
not to mention they also made Laufey a fucking dyke in teh game
dont buy it, pirate it
as a straight man they fucking hate u
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in fact, respectfully, she completely looks like greta thunberg now
like hoodpreed said they didnt even tone down the fetal alcohol syndrome
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if u want feminine foids, buy eastern dev shit
with short hair they still moga western roasties
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halo on the praystation
 
I played og Halo and it was fun and good. I will not even think about pirating this goyslop
 
I haven't played Halo ever since Halo 2 and I was very young back then. Also, isn't 343 Industries the studio that is full of foids?
 
I haven't played Halo ever since Halo 2 and I was very young back then. Also, isn't 343 Industries the studio that is full of foids?
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buying games from any big company these days is willfully being part of the humiliation ritual, u being the mockery
 
Who is doing the character designs
 
More Troonslop.

A shame.
 
Wait.. I have seen this woman before.


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I suppose she does look like a woman at least but they have seriously downgraded her attractiveness
she has been hit with the hag treatment
her real life model used to be good looking imo
in the earlier Goy of War game, she was more attractive
just bcuz the actress hit the wall doesnt mean her ingame model needs to be updated
not to mention they also made Laufey a fucking dyke in teh game
dont buy it, pirate it
as a straight man they fucking hate u
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in fact, respectfully, she completely looks like greta thunberg now
like hoodpreed said they didnt even tone down the fetal alcohol syndrome
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if u want feminine foids, buy eastern dev shit
with short hair they still moga western roasties
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Sony aren't putting their slop onto PC anymore so, pirating isn't possible. Tbh its just a waste of bandwidth, to torrent this shit anyways.
 
Sony aren't putting their slop onto PC anymore so, pirating isn't possible. Tbh its just a waste of bandwidth, to torrent this shit anyways.
Emulators are a thing. I agree though.
When will brocels admit that gaming is dead and we should simply enjoy the older titles?
 
When will brocels admit that gaming is dead and we should simply enjoy the older titles?
there has not been a single game big company game release I've been interested in since 2019 I think
 
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Emulators are a thing. I agree though.
When will brocels admit that gaming is dead and we should simply enjoy the older titles?
There's no PS5 emulator lol, but yeah I just play old stuff.
 
Halo died in halo 4
 
ew, "normal" women 🤮🤮🤮
 
just bcuz the actress hit the wall doesnt mean her ingame model needs to be updated
lol they actually use "look at her without the makeup" argument. Suddenly now male goyim are allowed to notice how foids fraud their looks. As if that matters at all. Like if the actress was ugly WITH the makeup I'd still complain. Because hagification is unforgivable.
 
there has not been a single game big company game release I've been interested in since 2019 I think
Same here. I was at first interested in RE9 but that interest waned quickly after watching the type2productions review.

But there is small hope for Spyro 4. :rolleyes:
 
Because hagification is unforgivable
based and correct, brocel
hagification is utterly unacceptable
I firmly believe it is a frog in a boiling pot situation with the west. The glorification of ugly and fake dyke and trooncoded and sheboon subhuman women is almost complete
you can tell this because when eastern developers release a work of art and beauty, there is an IMMEDIATE kneejerk reaction that tries to derail it. At first it was just the woke mob but it has been so normalized it has spread to avg. gamers and even some chud-adjacent figures. Asmongold disavowed stellar blades Evie for "looking too young" despite obviously having the body of a fully developed 20 year old and looking like legal aged SK models.
I'm still not quite clear what the endgame goal of jews doing this exactly is. Maybe it is to make disgusting sheboons have more sexual market value in the endgame, to speed up kalergi plan. Maybe it is to increase the appeal of troons, or both.

Here's an argument that proves hagification is deliberate.
Take Aloy. Her model is quite cute imo, and young looking, and skinny
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and look at what they did to the in game character. I think the character is supposed to be 19 and looks like nikocado avacado.
how would this ever make sense. The character pretty much is on the move all day so she would be toned and skinny. She would have to guzzle a lethal amount of butter daily to achieve this bloated look.

anothER example, shall we
Goy of War Laufey
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Deborah Ann Woll is a nice looking woman no?
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Look at what they fucking did to her on the right JFL
45 year old Greta Thunberg must have been the 3d scan model
in her latest promos she looks much better and younger so its not like the actress secretly hit the wall really hard
so theres been deliberate tinkering with the 3d scans, again.

and here for the punchline
You know who never gets her 3d scans wrong? every pore and every wrinkle will be pixel perfect across 10 different games, every time
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debra fucking wilson
I cant imagine why.
 
Brutal fuglywesternwomendesignpill. Just play Honor of Kings bro
 
Good thing i don't buy remakes like normalfaggot scum. Just waiting for the day the hammer drops on 343 these faggots haven't made a single good game in their existence.
 
im sure women like this think the protagonists are still too skinny and pretty

apparently this is what runs WoW now
ignore the chuddy in bot left thats just his yt video
I heard blizzard thinks its problematic to have "warcraft" as the games title now
if this doesnt show u women kill gaming then nothing will
im sure they have already added gay and bestial love story plot lines in their game

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inb4 someone zooms in and she has cyber peach fuzz
 
im sure women like this think the protagonists are still too skinny and pretty

apparently this is what runs WoW now
ignore the chuddy in bot left thats just his yt video
I heard blizzard thinks its problematic to have "warcraft" as the games title now
if this doesnt show u women kill gaming then nothing will
im sure they have already added gay and bestial love story plot lines in their game

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I hate foids, man. They ruin everything.
 
Foids ruin everything they touch
 
Are you thinking of Claure Redfield in the new Veronic game?
i think it's in a lot of games now

if they have "photo mode", then you can move up to the foid's face and see she looks like a fucked up monster
 
i think it's in a lot of games now

if they have "photo mode", then you can move up to the foid's face and see she looks like a fucked up monster
Kek, ok. Well, if that bothers you, simpy don't buy it, pirate it at the most and mod it to your liking, I say.

I am doing the same, if the story is at least not woke.
 
How many remakes halo 1 is gonna get?
 
Tbh anyone buying the remake is a giga retard. For the price of the remake, you can buy a modded x360 with some money to spare.
 
Remake niggers worshipers did this
Hope they all die soon in a plane crash
 

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