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There are many reasons nobody should buy this game. Starting with the most obvious one that its a worse version of a 25 year old product. The levels of goycattle behavior it takes to uphold this remake culture makes jews clap and laugh behind closed doors.
Another reason which would be enough for me to not buy the game if the rest of it was good.
Cortana straight up doesn't look like a woman.
Her face is in no way a womans face.
This is probably because majority of the future halo "female" players are actually troons.
If a beautiful cortana existed like in Halo 4 they would get insecure and boycott the product.
We already see eastern devs attacked whenever they make an objectivelly attractive and sexy woman. If they make butt or tits 1% too big in the west shit hits the fan.
Sure some of you have seen this comparison before
its actually an uncanny resemblence down to the nose chin and eyes. Its like they modeled Cortana after him
maybe some1 gets the idea its just a cherry picked photo
so I saw another cutscene with cortroona
and let me show u, she looks even more manly there...
this is clearly a tranny. Breasts have been reduced to A cup as well
Compare this Cortroona to the blue cybersex mommy from halo 4
Right off the bat her face speaks volumes
much like halo industries, they have the creative liberty to make cortana look any way they want. Her design could and should be gigastacy. She's an AI hologram. The only limitation can be a politically motivated one.
Cortana in halo 4 wasnt gigastacy but she was very attractive
and that is also part of the plot
Master Chief sort of falls in love with her. They are flirty 2nd game onwards. There is definitely an opposite sex dynamic between them. It's personal and sometimes even intimate. This extends to the player if he wants to be immersed as he should be in a story game. You want to do badass shit with the hot chicks, if u wanted some1 with the face of a minimum wage street cleaner u would walk teh fuck outside
the fact halo 4s cortana ( humanized!!! (no clothing)!!) and is hot facilitates this.
Something the demake Cortroona doesnt inspire.
How would scrawny blue faggot push and motivate a 7ft tall gigachad supersoldier and enable his testosterone? he wouldnt. The missions would just be strictly business and one dimensional, which cant be the case cuz several of the franchises missions revolve around retreiving Cortana
Another reason which would be enough for me to not buy the game if the rest of it was good.
Cortana straight up doesn't look like a woman.
Her face is in no way a womans face.
This is probably because majority of the future halo "female" players are actually troons.
If a beautiful cortana existed like in Halo 4 they would get insecure and boycott the product.
We already see eastern devs attacked whenever they make an objectivelly attractive and sexy woman. If they make butt or tits 1% too big in the west shit hits the fan.
Sure some of you have seen this comparison before
its actually an uncanny resemblence down to the nose chin and eyes. Its like they modeled Cortana after him
maybe some1 gets the idea its just a cherry picked photo
so I saw another cutscene with cortroona
and let me show u, she looks even more manly there...
this is clearly a tranny. Breasts have been reduced to A cup as well
Compare this Cortroona to the blue cybersex mommy from halo 4

Right off the bat her face speaks volumes
much like halo industries, they have the creative liberty to make cortana look any way they want. Her design could and should be gigastacy. She's an AI hologram. The only limitation can be a politically motivated one.
Cortana in halo 4 wasnt gigastacy but she was very attractive
and that is also part of the plot
Master Chief sort of falls in love with her. They are flirty 2nd game onwards. There is definitely an opposite sex dynamic between them. It's personal and sometimes even intimate. This extends to the player if he wants to be immersed as he should be in a story game. You want to do badass shit with the hot chicks, if u wanted some1 with the face of a minimum wage street cleaner u would walk teh fuck outside
the fact halo 4s cortana ( humanized!!! (no clothing)!!) and is hot facilitates this.
Something the demake Cortroona doesnt inspire.
How would scrawny blue faggot push and motivate a 7ft tall gigachad supersoldier and enable his testosterone? he wouldnt. The missions would just be strictly business and one dimensional, which cant be the case cuz several of the franchises missions revolve around retreiving Cortana





