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Experiment Halloween parties are the best time to go out for sex

Life fuel for gymcels. Just wear a mask and show off your body
 
Halloween is cheap for incels, you don't even have to wear a mask.
Take that normans
 
i will LDAR on halloween :feelsbadman:
 
You can LDAR any other day. Halloween belongs to us.
 
Yeah I don't even need a mask.
 
Only if you're outgoing, NT, a gymcel, not a manlet and not a framecel.
 
Im going to be an incel for Halloween.
 
this thread bothers me for some reason
 
  • You can conceal your body in a costume
  • Get makeup artist to mask the most undesirable parts of your body (acne, nose, all that stuff). It wouldn't be gay either because you're doing it for the costume
  • Voice modifiers also for the costume
  • Snap on smiles. They won't be able to tell unless you get yourself in a fight
  • Shoe lifts. See above ^
The only way this won't work is if you're fat.
i'm too short to be invited
 
"Hi strangers. I'm an incel may I attend your party? I'm 5'5 and ugly"
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Unless your autism peaks or you're too poor for things that can completely mask your appearance my plan is 99% foolproof.
 

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