Experiment Halloween parties are the best time to go out for sex

[SmugMohito]

• You can conceal your body in a costume
• Get makeup artist to mask the most undesirable parts of your body (acne, nose, all that stuff). It wouldn't be gay either because you're doing it for the costume
• Voice modifiers also for the costume
• Snap on smiles. They won't be able to tell unless you get yourself in a fight
• Shoe lifts. See above ^

The only way this won't work is if you're fat.

 

[Untermenschcel]

will try this with nipponese waifu.

 

[GoonCel]

me at halloween going as jason vorhees without costume

 

[NEETAndTidy]

This only works if you have friends

 

[Septembercel]

I already look like I'm wearing a halloween costume.

 

[SmugMohito]

This only works if you have friends

Either sneak in or convince someone to let you in with them.

Just sneak in though ninjacel theory is legit.

 

[Insomniac]

This only works if you have friends

They also have to be Chad friends..

Well I can always ask my brother. Doubt he wants to see my socially awkward incel ass on Halloween though.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Either sneak in or convince someone to let you in with them.

How tf am I supposed to find a party with no friends

 

[SmugMohito]

How tf am I supposed to find a party with no friends

How do you think I find my parties? I roam the mall and other normie populated places and overhear it. It's gonna be easy this time of year too.

 

[SilentSoup]

I don't have any friends, and unless I suddenly make some I won't get invited to any Halloween parties.

How do I find a party to sneak in? That seems like a way to get bullied by chads and roughed up like ER was, but I'd honestly try it. Better than rotting at home.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Halloween went from a fun night for children to a night of drinking drugs and gangbangs exclusively for Stacie’s and chads

 

[NEETAndTidy]

How do you think I find my parties? I roam the mall and other normie populated places and overhear it. It's gonna be easy this time of year too.

"Hi strangers. I'm an incel may I attend your party? I'm 5'5 and ugly"

 

[SmugMohito]

"Hi strangers. I'm an incel may I attend your party? I'm 5'5 and ugly"

Just find a group of girls picking out slutty costumes. If you hear them mention party then make your move.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

I want to go to a Halloween party with an ER mask on.

 

[ZakFreeze]

me at halloween going as jason vorhees without costume
View attachment 53664

mogs me

I want to go to a Halloween party with an ER mask on.

do it and then go ER

 

[GoonCel]

How tf am I supposed to find a party with no friends

go into a well lit house were noise comes from nobody gonna notice it

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Just find a group of girls picking out slutty costumes. If you hear them mention party then make your move.

Yes. They will certainly invite an ugly turbo manlet autist to their party.

go into a well lit house were noise comes from nobody gonna notice it

Just break into a house theory

 

[SmugMohito]

Yes. They will certainly invite an ugly turbo manlet autist to their party.

They won't know if you're masked. And like I said. Makeup artist. It's not gay if it's Halloween.

 

[SilentSoup]

Just find a group of girls picking out slutty costumes. If you hear them mention party then make your move.

LOL

Hi, I'm a deformed ugly manlet. Mind if I follow you girls home?

This reads more like how to spend Halloween in prison.

 

[SmugMohito]

Hi, I'm a deformed ugly manlet. Mind if I follow you girls home?

Don't let them notice you.

This isn't rocket science.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

They won't know if you're masked. And like I said. Makeup artist. It's not gay if it's Halloween.

Are you fucking retarded?

LOL

Hi, I'm a deformed ugly manlet. Mind if I follow you girls home?

This reads more like how to spend Halloween in prison.

This dude is either a turbo normie or a troll. Or both

 

[CreationalTarget]

And you'll just keep the costume on when it's time to do the deed? Cause the second you take it off, it's over. I would literally rather go trick-or-treating, to be honest. Get some free candy out of it.

 

[Animas]

fucking genius now we can all get off these forums and start slaying

And you'll just keep the costume on when it's time to do the deed? Cause the second you take it off, it's over. I would literally rather go trick-or-treating, to be honest. Get some free candy out of it.

i’d keep it on even after halloween, just say it’s your thing

 

[SmugMohito]

Are you fucking retarded?

This dude is either a turbo normie or a troll. Or both

This is way better than spending another Halloween at home alone. This is the only time of the year where we can wear masks and girls can wear slutty costumes.

 

[FaceandHFD]

I always dress as a Jew at Halloween parties.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

This is way better than sitting at home another Halloween.

Sitting in a jail cell for breaking into a house uninvited? Yeah great idea

 

[FaceandHFD]

• You can conceal your body in a costume
• Get makeup artist to mask the most undesirable parts of your body (acne, nose, all that stuff). It wouldn't be gay either because you're doing it for the costume
• Voice modifiers also for the costume
• Snap on smiles. They won't be able to tell unless you get yourself in a fight
• Shoe lifts. See above ^

The only way this won't work is if you're fat.

I see you got voicepilled as well.

 

[SmugMohito]

Sitting in a jail cell for breaking into a house uninvited? Yeah great idea

You could always bring normie bait.

 

[Twinkcel]

You can’t hide you autism

 

[Cuyen]

I want to go in a halloween party with Punisher costume and actual guns

 

[Blacktarpill]

I want to go in a halloween party with Punisher costume and actual guns

So you want to go ER

Btw halloween is the best time to wear a zentai or a sex slave costume so i agree on that with you.

 

[Deleted member 60]

I'm staying on this site even if I get laid bc it's over

 

[SmugMohito]

I'm staying on this site even if I get laid bc it's over

If you get laid without escortcelling then you have to get out and never come back. It's bad enough I have to deal with you nonvirgins on 4chan.

 

[hamiltoncel]

If you get laid without escortcelling then you have to get out and never come back. It's bad enough I have to deal with you nonvirgins on 4chan.

 

[Darth Incel]

 

[Deleted member 60]

If you get laid without escortcelling then you have to get out and never come back. It's bad enough I have to deal with you nonvirgins on 4chan.

fuck you I'm 25 I earned my stripes

 

[SmugMohito]

fuck you I'm 25 I earned my stripes

No doubt about that. We all have. I'm just saying. If you get a cute girl to take your virginity without paying her then we don't deserve having your normie ass here.

You're no longer an incel once you get laid. You're a failed normie and failed normies need to go back to reddit.

 

[Deleted member 60]

No doubt about that. We all have. I'm just saying. If you get a cute girl to take your virginity without paying her then we don't deserve having your normie ass here.

stop coping, I'd still be incel. it wouldnt even count at this point

 

[Deleted member 677]

 

[Spider-Man]

I will never ever use the sacred thing that is Halloween for such vile purposes

That and I'm fat

 

[SmugMohito]

stop coping, I'd still be incel. it wouldnt even count at this point

It only doesn't count if you're an old man.

I will never ever use the sacred thing that is Halloween for such vile purposes

I hate Halloween. It's just a day where kids beg for candy. Not even good candy anymore. Just chocolate.

 

[Deleted member 60]

It only doesn't count if you're an old man.

I hate Halloween. It's just a day where kids beg for candy. Not even good candy anymore. Just chocolate.

25 isn't old to you?
JFL

 

[SmugMohito]

25 isn't old to you?
JFL

30 is. 25 means you're getting old. Your ship is sinking at 25.

 

[Deleted member 60]

if I organized a party would you guys attend?

 

[SmugMohito]

if I organized a party would you guys attend?

You would have to do it through PMs. Normies would crash it.

No. I don't party with men.

 

[Deleted member 60]

No. I don't party with men.

whoa there, take it easy Chad! There would be hoes and knajjd

 

[SmugMohito]

whoa there, take it easy Chad! There would be hoes and knajjd

In that case sure.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Halloween went from a fun night for children to a night of drinking drugs and gangbangs exclusively for Stacie’s and chads

this tbh,

 

[SmugMohito]

this tbh,

Some of those children become Stacies and Chads. No harm done.

 

[Robtical]

This is high iq. The only time girls ever talked to me was at halloween parties.