Serious Halloween is the only chance to ascend

[Words2_live_bye]

just go to a party bro

just convince a woman to fuck your 4 inch dick when she can't even see the rest of you br0
just magically get an adult sounding voice br0, don't sound like your 12 year old unattractive voice br0

 

[Deleted member 29001]

Just partymaxx theory.

Also nice try, we don't celebrate halloween in my country.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Just partymaxx theory.

Also nice try, we don't celebrate halloween in my country.

What country do you live?

 

[SuccessfulShark]

No costume for your height tho

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

No costume for your height tho

Depends on your height

 

[Deleted member 29001]

What country do you live?

Shit I haven't seen this post jfl, sorry for the late reply brocel.

I live in Turkey, and we muslims don't celebrate stuff like Halloween or Christmas.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Shit I haven't seen this post jfl, sorry for the late reply brocel.

I live in Turkey, and we muslims don't celebrate stuff like Halloween or Christmas.

Isn’t be a virgin accepted in turkey?

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Think about it. All you have to do is go to a Halloween party.

Go in a costume with a mask that covers your entire head and body so nobody can identify you.

if you know of any chads out there and they aren’t at the party, lie about who you are at the party

ask one of the foids (including stacys) for sex

you finally scored

I have to admit, this is one funniest ascension theories I have ever seen.
This will be my mask

Isn’t be a virgin accepted in turkey?

Their was a post here by a turkishcel a while back showing how turkish women look like western ones in how they dress. The nation is dead

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I have to admit, this is one funniest ascension theories I have ever seen.
This will be my mask

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Their was a post here by a turkishcel a while back showing how turkish women look like western ones in how they dress. The nation is dead

I’ll have to visit turkey myself to confirm

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I’ll have to visit turkey myself to confirm

I think I know what's going to happen.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I think I know what's going to happen.

serial killermaxxing

 

[Deleted member 29001]

I’ll have to visit turkey myself to confirm

Nah he's wrong on this, I'd say Turkey is more of a mix, you will find a lot of whores in more leftist places like Izmir but other than those, women here aren't that bad, that's also kinda why I think it's not entirely over for me, I plan to Islammaxx in a few years and move to a more conservative city where I can visit Mosque's and stuff, I might end up getting married that way, you never know.

 

[kikecel]

I live in Kikeland where we dont celebrate halloween
instead we have Purim @Uglymuggly

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I live in Kikeland where we dont celebrate halloween
instead we have Purim @Uglymuggly

What’s Purim?

 

[kikecel]

What’s Purim?

the same as halloween but take out the spookiness

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

the same as halloween but take out the spookiness

So you dress on costumes?

 

[kikecel]

So you dress on costumes?

yes
I personally dont dress in costumes but thats the tradition

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

yes
I personally dont dress in costumes but thats the tradition

How dangerous is israel compared to the Palestinian Territories?

 

[kikecel]

How dangerous is israel compared to the Palestinian Territories?

not AS dangerous.
but if I lets say, enter the Palestinian territories ill be killed for sure

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

not AS dangerous.
but if I lets say, enter the Palestinian territories ill be killed for sure

There are 391000 Jews in West Bank. Idk how many in gaza

 

[kikecel]

There are 391000 Jews in West Bank. Idk how many in gaza

the jews in the west bank are heavily armed
there are no jews in gaza, we withdrew from there in 2005

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

the jews in the west bank are heavily armed
there are no jews in gaza, we withdrew from there in 2005

Do you know any Palestinians?

 

[kikecel]

Do you know any Palestinians?

no

 

[Dregster]

 

[Uglymuggly]

I live in Kikeland where we dont celebrate halloween
instead we have Purim @Uglymuggly

Hayman was based

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

no

Do you live in Tel Aviv?

 

[kikecel]

Do you live in Tel Aviv?

I live close by

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I live close by

Have you been to Jerusalem?

 

[TheEntireCircus0]

no costume will hide my 5'5.7 ass

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

no costume will hide my 5'5.7 ass

Wear many socks to increase your height