Serious Halloween is the only chance to ascend

[Edmund_Kemper]

Think about it. All you have to do is go to a Halloween party.

Go in a costume with a mask that covers your entire head and body so nobody can identify you.

if you know of any chads out there and they aren’t at the party, lie about who you are at the party

ask one of the foids (including stacys) for sex

you finally scored

 

[RopeMaXXer]

just go to a party bro

 

[FUCKITALLREEE]

"Ok but before we do anything, take your mask off teehee" No mask for your face and bone structure.

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

just go to a party bro

 

[Deleted member 23682]

if only this worked

i dressed up like waldo for halloween jfl.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

"Ok but before we do anything, take your mask off teehee" No mask for your face and bone structure.

idk if she'll necessarily do that if she thinks you're some chad she knows

if only this worked

i dressed up like waldo for halloween jfl.

did you wear a mask?

 

[Deleted member 23981]

good luck

 

[Ecstasy]

I dress like a boring mid-40s man, my hairline is the perfect accessorie for this!

 

[SirIncel]

I'm actually going to do this. I bought a reaper costume - a long black cloak with a black hood and a black face mask.
Then I can strutt around and feel like a Chad. I also have a scythe.

But how is the ascending supposed to work? I can't have sex with the costume on, I can't even kiss.

 

[Deleted member 21768]

Halloween is the only chance to get killed if you tried to ascend because a girl would not go near you without seeing your face first. If you think otherwise, you're coping way too hard and should probably stop before it does damage to you.

 

[Deleted member 27495]

"Ok but before we do anything, take your mask off teehee" No mask for your face and bone structure.

 

[Deleted member 26032]

just go to a party bro

Dont forget to get a haircut beforehand

 

[Deleted member 23981]

Just halloween maxx

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

There's no halloween where I live.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I'm actually going to do this. I bought a reaper costume - a long black cloak with a black hood and a black face mask.
Then I can strutt around and feel like a Chad. I also have a scythe.

But how is the ascending supposed to work? I can't have sex with the costume on, I can't even kiss.

you can kiss in the dark and you can wear a mask that can still reveal your mouth idk

 

[waste matter]

Think about it. All you have to do is go to a Halloween party.

Go in a costume with a mask that covers your entire head and body so nobody can identify you.

if you know of any chads out there and they aren’t at the party, lie about who you are at the party

ask one of the foids (including stacys) for sex

you finally scored

but first you have to be invited

 

[Deleted member 27161]

Drug them just in case

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

but first you have to be invited

If you walk in with a costume you can LARP

 

[waste matter]

If you walk in with a costume you can LARP

you'll still have to show your face

 

[bigantennaemay1]

All you have to do is go to a Halloween party.

Bold of you to assume I get invited anywhere.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

you'll still have to show your face

You sure?

 

[waste matter]

You sure?

not sure i have no idea what party is like tbh

 

[Deleted member 25707]

if only this worked

i dressed up like waldo for halloween jfl.

Why yes I'll loose my virginity this Halloween. How did you know?

 

[Deleted member 23682]

Why yes I'll loose my virginity this Halloween. How did you know?
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mogs me to self harm

 

[ChinaCurry]

Zoomer IQ

All the foids know who the local chads are, so can tell even in a mask, even your voice gives it away unless u go full on Darth Vader or some shit

Foids will see your non-chad frame

Most people now will have to wear a surgical mask anyway, rather than legit costume, so their jaw bones will be visible

I can believe foids will make out with Chad without seeing his face (assuming u get past the other 2 blocks above), but I guess that's cos chad is super confident in how he makes out with them, but they won't get to take him home without seeing his face so you will be screwed

 

[kretschmer]

good luck

 

[Reprobus]

Think about it. All you have to do is go to a Halloween party.

Go in a costume with a mask that covers your entire head and body so nobody can identify you.

if you know of any chads out there and they aren’t at the party, lie about who you are at the party

ask one of the foids (including stacys) for sex

you finally scored

I’ll try it for all my bros on here tbh. Ill report back what happens

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I’ll try it for all my bros on here tbh. Ill report back what happens

Inb4 you’re arrested for rape

 

[dirtykombatcel]

No mask for your face and bone structure.

 

[osman27]

You do realize you have to take your costume off for any real intimacy with the girl

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

You do realize you have to take your costume off for any real intimacy with the girl

Probably not the mask

 

[PPEcel]

What the fuck kind of stupid shit is this?

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

What the fuck kind of stupid shit is this?

It’s just a joke calm down

 

[I want to believe]

Go in a costume with a mask that covers your entire head and body so nobody can identify you.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Michael myers

 

[Deleted member 24293]

I'm way too autistic. I never went to a Halloween party.

 

[The Cagot]

idk if she'll necessarily do that if she thinks you're some chad she knows

Let's make a battle plan !
1) Send a Chad she knows at the hospital
2) Disguise and say her you're this Chad
3) Fuck her

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I'm way too autistic. I never went to a Halloween party.

 

[nihility]

No mods pin this today huh

 

[Over_this_Life]

Bold of you to assume I get invited anywhere.

 

[Deleted member 27159]

She will just make you take off your mask. Also it won’t work for shortcels

 

[Deleted member 21883]

Wear stilts and a muscle suit.

 

[Colera]

At halloween I will not dress up, I will pretend that my face is actually a mask so as to impress the foid with which I will now have to talk, who will tell me "wow, you are the scariest one in the party", imagining that I wear a mask, and then we will end up in the toilet to fuck.

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Not if you’re short.

 

[SillyTruecel]

Not if you’re short.

 

[BITG]

My eye area would cuck me still.

 

[muharremabi]

Drug them just in case

 

[Deleted member 17889]

just go to a party bro

low inhib mog, i've never been to a party in my life

got death threats when i asked if i can attend one

 

[Bakura806]

Getting invited to a party or finding one by a miracle is the real problem.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Getting invited to a party or finding one by a miracle is the real problem.