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Had sex with a escort for the first time. JFL this is so not worth it. [Detailed description and comparison to chadfishing]

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Good job on losing your virginity to a used up rag.
 
All but two of my experiences with escorts have been more positive, and I've never seen or smelled any issues with hygiene.

UKcels: avoid Romanian whores
WHAT DOES SEX FEEL LIKE?
Like putting your dick in a warm slippery tube.
You can’t go to a prostitute if you are sober, I can’t think of anything more awkward. You need to both be drunk in order for it to be at all fun. Order a hotel room and get a bottle of champagne, the whole thing will seem like much less of a waste of money.

This is true, you don't really give a shit about anything else after a few glasses.

I had a few bottles of Krug just for this

Over for poorcels though
 
If "having women like you" (more like having women who like a fake persona you created) is more arousing to you than actually having sex, then you are an an egoist, there is no helping you until you abandon your ego, until you do that like you said yourself:
How do I kill the ego
 
If you want to escortmaxx, i recommend you to go to third hole shitholes. First world hookers are entitled feminists who demand a lot of money, and even then they can't even suck your dick raw. Contrary to the belief, hookers in third world shitholes are not always ugly, there are lots of prostitutes here that are pretty and will charge a fair price to you, giving you a good a service.
 
She did not look like her picture.
her maxilla was recessed and she was a bit chubby, maybe a 5-6/10. Picture was 8/10 girl with forward growth and thick body.

I had this experience too. Fortunately now in Brazil, there's a site where they also need to put a video of themselves, so there's no more baits like this.
 
great story

though it makes me wonder, how many normies are stuck exactly with this kind of behavior from their "girlfriends"
 
All but two of my experiences with escorts have been more positive, and I've never seen or smelled any issues with hygiene.

UKcels: avoid Romanian whores

Like putting your dick in a warm slippery tube.


This is true, you don't really give a shit about anything else after a few glasses.

I had a few bottles of Krug just for this

Over for poorcels though
do you go to the high class callgirls? obviously the experience will be better with them
 
this posts is depressing as fuck

like watching children die in a house fire or watching a dog with a paralyzed legs trying to walk
 
Dang that sucks, but that was a funny ass story:feelslala:
When you chardfish, do you just phone sex once , or have you found some desperate hole that's willing to bypass the red flags in hopes if getting with a Chad?
I wouldnt kiss her but a blowjob with a condom i think wouldnt be very good, since you cant feel the saliva which is why id imagine it would be good. Try and find her boyfriend and her social media accounts, if she is hiding shit tell her family.
I have 3-4 girls I can call during nightly basis
Pretty cool story tbh, too bad you paid 500 big ones and didn't even get to cum. Also how do you even chadfish on snapchat? Do you never send your own pictures or is there some way to send screenshots without them seeing that?

Seeing that snapchat screenshot is a million times more suicidefuel than hearing a detailed account of sex:feelscry:


I paid 200 dollars for half hour and I had 300 dollar left over so I went to the 2nd one but she ghosted me so I went home
WHAT DOES SEX FEEL LIKE?

Feels like master bating with a looser grip. But I won’t consider this “sex” the whole experience of her lusting after you and genuinely wanting to please you was missing
 
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So had sex with a escort for the first time and it was not a good experience. Here is what went down.
I looked up 3 escorts and booked them 1 after the other incase someone cancels i can fall back on others.
Once I got there she was a bit late in coming down. She gave me address of the apartment beside hers.
She came out and we walked into her place together. She did not look like her picture.

her maxilla was recessed and she was a bit chubby, maybe a 5-6/10. Picture was 8/10 girl with forward growth and thick body. Price was 200hh i bought 500 bucks.
I got in her apartment and we make some small talk and 1st thing i notice is when she puts her phone down there is a picture of her and her bf
as her phone screen saver. Lmao ok and she was getting lots of notifications, bitch didnt even put it on silent.

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Originally i wanted a bj without condom but she convinced me to do it without it so that is why i went with her. She undresses herself and i undress myself
and we get on her bed. We make more small talk but she starts talking forever so i start groping her. she puts a condom on my dick and starts sucking it.
I got hard pretty quick and stayed hard for full 30 mins. Then she got on top and did cowgirl position, then back to sucking dick and i tried to push her head more when she was giving bj and she said dont do that. Then she got on top again and i sucked on her tits. She noticed I was hard but was not cumming.

Next, we tried doggystyle position and she was moaning loud (maybe faking i am only 6 in). Then I tried fucking her with her legs on my shoulder cuz i heard dick goes in deeper. She complained it hurt a bit so she started sucking it again. This time she was biting my dick during bj and i told her dont do that and she stopped. Now we are half way in and I notoce this horrendous smell like gross. It was turning me off so much. It was coming from her pussy and when she started sucking my dick after putting it inside her pussy it almost made me puke. How the fuck is she sucking on it after that smelly pussy juice made it all dirty.
Anyways i ignored that.

We went back to missionary and she said it does not look like I am going to cum and its 25 minutes. I told her i dont care about cumming.
Before she was friendly but after that she seem distant. Maybe because me not cumming made her feels he was not hot enough and i somehow insulted her.

She gave me wipes to jerk my cock of but I said it's ok I don't need. I asked her how long average dude takes to cum. She said 10 - 15 minutes.
I continue dressing myself and she goes in bathroom to dress herself. Next I leave i still had more money left so I called the next whore and asked if she was avilable. So i ubered to her and waited there for 25 mins and she stood me up. While i was waiting for her there was a sketchy dude circling the block, he asked me for 50 cents but i had no coins so i gave him 10 bucks. 10 mins before i was leaving a girl came out the hotel and started circling the block with him. i found that sketch maybe they were trying to rob me. who knows but after that i went home.

Overall experience was shit and i would not do this again. I am going to stick to chadfishing hoes and phone sex with them because it simulates the feeling of them desiring me. These whores/escorts usually have a superiority complex and think they run the shit like when she told me dont push my head deeper when she gives bj, or i don't kiss, or blah blah. I am not use to that.

When chadfishing these girls are like slaves i can call them whores and sluts during phone sex and say the most vulgur shit and degrade them and they enjoy it cuz they see me enjoy saying that stuff to them. Also with chadfish the relationship with these girls are more personal since i talk to them everyday. They genuinely wana please chadfish cuz they don't want him leaving them so they say ok to everything. I really like that. Waking up to good morning texts and talking throughout the days adds to this experience. Receiving nudes and everything and being able to say whatever i want is just way better even thougough its not real.

When i fucked the escort i could feel her pussy around my dick but she still couldnt make me cum. But when i chadfish these girls i can make myself bust easily i actually have to hold back.

Anyways back to chadfish harem

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Conculsion: I'll give a pass on escortceling. It's not for me
After that i went home
You should of left and called her out on the frauded pics. You're better off looking on PoF or mocospace whores and just offer them money until one bites. They do the escort thing less often and they're easier to lowball. At 6 inches, you can afford to negotiate.

What kind of condom were you using? That's disgusting btw I just leave when that happens, that means too many guys have torn that stank ass pussy that day. It was either the condom or her pussy getting beaten up by multiple men that day. If that smell appears, that's basically it and I never go back.

This happens to me the first time i do it with a new one. Probably have to get used to the foid, especially if you're not initially attracted to her.

You'll have the urge again, the first few times always suck, it gets better with more time and experience, you just need to find a hole that you find pleasureable and stick with it. Try lowballing them too, it never hurts to attempt it.
 
She did not look like her picture.

her maxilla was recessed and she was a bit chubby, maybe a 5-6/10. Picture was 8/10 girl with forward growth and thick body
Yep, extremely common, whores catfish all the time.

We went back to missionary and she said it does not look like I am going to cum and its 25 minutes.
Happened to me my first time too. Not cumming your first time is common.

called the next whore and asked if she was avilable.
Wtf why. You didn't cum because you were a virgin, not because the first hooker was doing anything wrong, she actually seems pretty nice judging by the story, at least as far as hookers go. Just flushing money down the toilet.

I'll give a pass on escortceling.
Wise choice. You say this experience was bad, but it's one of the more positive experiences you could've gotten. My first time was leagues worse and most of my other times were fairly similar to yours.
 
THIS I agree with

OP is an egoist, whats arousing to him during those experiences isn't the women liking him, its him feeling like he's Chad, feeling like he's important, like he's special, he's an egoist, they guy is getting off on the "experience of being Chad" not the women, he could probably jerk off to his own reflection if he was a Chad

You want some proof, here are some obvious examples:



This one made me laugh, it almost made the entire thread seem like a meme, like it was a larp


Who the hell is seriously thinking about this shit all the time, I swear some of you guys don't seem like real people, you seem like you are joking, you really observing all of that shit when you are trying to fuck someone, I don't get why someone at the bottom of the totem pole would put so much effort into memorizing facets to scrutinize other peoples looks, its very ironic, as if you are in any position to judge

Some of you guys really are deluded, like you are acting as if you are Chad, you've taken on this Chad mindset as a cope, and the way you speak about "chadfishing" is proof of how true this is, and how absorbed into the role you've become






If "having women like you" (more like having women who like a fake persona you created) is more arousing to you than actually having sex, then you are an an egoist, there is no helping you until you abandon your ego, until you do that like you said yourself:


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Here's the important question though

Do you watch porn and jerk off?, if you do, and you haven't been on "nofap" for at least 6 months or so, no wonder you found it hard to cum, I had the same problem with the first whore I fucked, you need to understand that your body has learnt a "routine", you are used to sitting down, seeing certain visual stimuli from certain angles (3rd person rather than 1st person), etc

Your body is attuned to experiencing sex this way, so there's really no way you can just jump in and expect to have amazing effortless sex like that

Before I go back for my second time, I plan to stop masturbating for a good few months, because I need a "reset"

Think about it, you've only ever experienced sex from porn, so porn is all your brain knows when it comes to sex, but tbh that may not be the issue for you, because you said you were hard for the 30mins, I was barely hard unless I was receiving constant stimulation, I had to keep fucking to stay hard

It really seems like its just something psychological for you, like if you aren't feeling desired you can't enjoy it

JFL WHAT AN IRONIC MENTAL AFFLICTION FOR AN INCEL

Wtf I am entitled to judge her because I am paying her. That’s not fair. I also sent a pic of her maxilla so you know.

I didn’t jerk of for 3 days before I went to her.

I don’t consider this sex unless she is lusting after you and wants to make you cum. When you chadfish you meet girls that don’t even care about their orgasam because they are so invested in you. All that’s in their mind is chad and if they are doing this right or that right.


Escorts just couldn’t be careless.

You are hostile towards me because you can’t accept that all your plans for money maxing won’t matter because you can’t buy a girls pure desire. That’s why you are lashing out at me
 
do you go to the high class callgirls? obviously the experience will be better with them

I object to using the term "high class" to describe more expensive escorts, because at the end of the day, they're still whores, and they're not better human beings than other whores, sluts, and assorted roasties. But yes, they do offer a slightly better experience.

I would rather avoid a trafficked, middle-aged, chain-smoking, Eastern European hag. (smoking is a huge turn-off btw) Keep in mind that revenue = quantity x price, so a cheaper whore has to see half a dozen clients just to earn as much as a more expensive one who sees 2-3 clients a day. And the more clients that a whore has to see in one day, the less time she has in between to clean herself up. Ideally, any wine glasses, discarded condoms, dirty towels left over from the previous client should be put away. I've never had an issue with this, thankfully.

And I do prefer whores whose conversational skills can put me at ease, but I'm not looking for someone to discuss quantum physics with. (I did meet one escort in London who claimed to be a chemistry student nearby. Makes sense, renting in South Ken isn't cheap.)

But keep in mind that you do get diminishing returns above a certain price point. A whore that costs £600 an hour is unlikely to be much better than one who is £300 an hour. I'd try to avoid ones below £130-150 an hour*, that's when things get dodgy. Also avoid seeing whores in shithole neighborhoods, the last thing you want to happen to you is to get mugged while you're carrying a lot of cash.

*keep in mind this is London pricing, you can probably find decent whores for lower prices in a smaller city like Manchester or Birmingham
 
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Good job on losing your virginity to a used up rag.

Tbh I don’t care that much about my first time cuz nothing will ever feel the same as being I. Highschool with a gf that actually desires you and wants to do everything to please you.

You may be able to buy a 8/10 whore but she will act the same towards you.

Maybe this is your defence mechanism. “At least I didn’t fuck a 6/10 girl” I still got a chance since I didn’t lose my virginity
 
I object to using the term "high class" to describe more expensive escorts, because at the end of the day, they're still whores, and they're not better human beings than other whores, sluts, and assorted roasties. But yes, they do offer a slightly better experience.

I would rather avoid a trafficked, middle-aged, chain-smoking, Eastern European hag. (smoking is a huge turn-off btw) Keep in mind that revenue = quantity x price, so a cheaper whore has to see half a dozen clients just to earn as much as a more expensive one who sees 2-3 clients a day. And the more clients that a whore has to see in one day, the less time she has in between to clean herself up. Ideally, any wine glasses, discarded condoms, dirty towels left over from the previous client should be put away. I've never had an issue with this, thankfully.

And I do prefer whores whose conversational skills can put me at ease, but I'm not looking for someone to discuss quantum physics with. (I did meet one escort in London who claimed to be a chemistry student nearby. Makes sense, renting in South Ken isn't cheap.)

But keep in mind that you do get diminishing returns above a certain price point. A whore that costs £600 an hour is unlikely to be much better than one who is £300 an hour. I'd try to avoid ones below £130-150 an hour*, that's when things get dodgy. Also avoid seeing whores in shithole neighborhoods, the last thing you want to happen to you is to get mugged while you're carrying a lot of cash.

*keep in mind this is London pricing, you can probably find decent whores for lower prices in a smaller city like Manchester or Birmingham
do you have any regulars you go to or just different girls each time?
 
this posts is depressing as fuck

like watching children die in a house fire or watching a dog with a paralyzed legs trying to walk
Such is the life of an incel
 
do you have any regulars you go to or just different girls each time?

I had one regular, but I've only seen other escorts only once. I've decided against seeing anyone more than once. I need to stop myself from becoming emotionally attached and doing anything stupid with my money. I'm actually taking a short break from seeing escorts. I'm still gonna see them, but maybe once every few months instead of twice a month? It doesn't feel like a healthy habit.

Oh, and one more bit of advice that I didn't include in my previous comment: leave the Rolex at home. In fact, wear the most boring-coloured clothes you can, don't attract attention.
 
I will one day go to an escort too. I have been told that even if you hire an hour if you cum and just 20 minutes have passed the whore ends the service jfl.
 
How did you not cum wtf?
 
Maybe this is your defence mechanism.
Too many incels refuse to give their virginity to a hooker out of pride. "A-hurp durp, no way I'm buying sex, I want muh validashun and muh magical first experience with muh pure virgin waifu." JFL, okay then, enjoy being a 40-year-old virgin.
 
i disagree with chadfishing as cope but i feel for you
 
So had sex with a escort for the first time and it was not a good experience. Here is what went down.
I looked up 3 escorts and booked them 1 after the other incase someone cancels i can fall back on others.
Once I got there she was a bit late in coming down. She gave me address of the apartment beside hers.
She came out and we walked into her place together. She did not look like her picture.

her maxilla was recessed and she was a bit chubby, maybe a 5-6/10. Picture was 8/10 girl with forward growth and thick body. Price was 200hh i bought 500 bucks.
I got in her apartment and we make some small talk and 1st thing i notice is when she puts her phone down there is a picture of her and her bf
as her phone screen saver. Lmao ok and she was getting lots of notifications, bitch didnt even put it on silent.

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Originally i wanted a bj without condom but she convinced me to do it without it so that is why i went with her. She undresses herself and i undress myself
and we get on her bed. We make more small talk but she starts talking forever so i start groping her. she puts a condom on my dick and starts sucking it.
I got hard pretty quick and stayed hard for full 30 mins. Then she got on top and did cowgirl position, then back to sucking dick and i tried to push her head more when she was giving bj and she said dont do that. Then she got on top again and i sucked on her tits. She noticed I was hard but was not cumming.

Next, we tried doggystyle position and she was moaning loud (maybe faking i am only 6 in). Then I tried fucking her with her legs on my shoulder cuz i heard dick goes in deeper. She complained it hurt a bit so she started sucking it again. This time she was biting my dick during bj and i told her dont do that and she stopped. Now we are half way in and I notoce this horrendous smell like gross. It was turning me off so much. It was coming from her pussy and when she started sucking my dick after putting it inside her pussy it almost made me puke. How the fuck is she sucking on it after that smelly pussy juice made it all dirty.
Anyways i ignored that.

We went back to missionary and she said it does not look like I am going to cum and its 25 minutes. I told her i dont care about cumming.
Before she was friendly but after that she seem distant. Maybe because me not cumming made her feels he was not hot enough and i somehow insulted her.

She gave me wipes to jerk my cock of but I said it's ok I don't need. I asked her how long average dude takes to cum. She said 10 - 15 minutes.
I continue dressing myself and she goes in bathroom to dress herself. Next I leave i still had more money left so I called the next whore and asked if she was avilable. So i ubered to her and waited there for 25 mins and she stood me up. While i was waiting for her there was a sketchy dude circling the block, he asked me for 50 cents but i had no coins so i gave him 10 bucks. 10 mins before i was leaving a girl came out the hotel and started circling the block with him. i found that sketch maybe they were trying to rob me. who knows but after that i went home.

Overall experience was shit and i would not do this again. I am going to stick to chadfishing hoes and phone sex with them because it simulates the feeling of them desiring me. These whores/escorts usually have a superiority complex and think they run the shit like when she told me dont push my head deeper when she gives bj, or i don't kiss, or blah blah. I am not use to that.

When chadfishing these girls are like slaves i can call them whores and sluts during phone sex and say the most vulgur shit and degrade them and they enjoy it cuz they see me enjoy saying that stuff to them. Also with chadfish the relationship with these girls are more personal since i talk to them everyday. They genuinely wana please chadfish cuz they don't want him leaving them so they say ok to everything. I really like that. Waking up to good morning texts and talking throughout the days adds to this experience. Receiving nudes and everything and being able to say whatever i want is just way better even thougough its not real.

When i fucked the escort i could feel her pussy around my dick but she still couldnt make me cum. But when i chadfish these girls i can make myself bust easily i actually have to hold back.

Anyways back to chadfish harem

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Conculsion: I'll give a pass on escortceling. It's not for me
After that i went home
Youre keeping streaks with whores for 30+ days?

How many days on average until they start being whores for the chadfish? Is it from day one? Also what do you talk about? I'm curious at how this flows for Chad.

Id imagine that sex without mutual attraction is barely better than jerking off. I think the major appeal is the fact that the bitch is getting of of you as well.
 
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How do I kill the ego

You learn to stop thinking of yourself or anyone else for that matter, as someone who is "deserving of X"

The entire concept of ego revolves around you thinking that you DESERVE something, once you acknowledge that you don't deserve anything and nobody deserves anything, your ego will fade away

Of course that's going to be hard for most incels, because the majority of incels I've met on this site are ironically the stereotypical "entitled" incel normies like to talk about and use as an excuse as to why we all can't get women

They all think they DESERVE a virgin GF/Wife as if reality itself owes them this by virtue of existing, and that's why they have these standards and cravings for "female affection" and "feeling desired", because they think that's what they are owed from life

How can I put it, they bought the life game, and they didn't realize that the "love and companionship" addon was a DLC they had to randomly get from the games RNG algorithm or buy it from the game store

"Love" (well what people think love is) is not something anyone is owed, just because you see other people with it, and they get it easily, doesn't mean its "part of the package", our egos delude is into thinking that it is, and some injustice took place because we can't get it


It isn't a coincidence that a lot of the people who think like this are moralfags

Morality is just another aspect of ones ego, you adhere to a "higher standard" and by virtue of that you see yourself as a "higher being" and those that don't adhere to it as "beneath you" in some sense, abandoning conventional morality is another step in killing your ego


You need to also think like a realist, become more of a nihilist, you have to understand that what you want from life may not be what life has to offer in this current era, a lot of what many of you want, no longer exists, you were born too late and too early, I realized that long ago so I stopped chasing ghosts, as long as you have this stubborn optimist mindset of "I want X I'll keep waiting around for it" you'll never find any satisfaction in life



In Summary:

1. Stop thinking of yourself as someone who is deserving, stop thinking of yourself as "a person", as "somebody", you are nobody, nothing, you are the sum of your wants and desires just like any other living creature on the planet

2. Stop having an optimists perspective of "it'll happen" or "its out there" and/or stop being stubborn

3. Stop abiding by conventional morality, think of all humans around you as nothing, just as you think of yourself as nothing, be open to pursuing paths that others wouldn't because it isn't "the right thing"
 
how many pics of chad do u have ? at least 30 apparently
 
Too many incels refuse to give their virginity to a hooker out of pride. "A-hurp durp, no way I'm buying sex, I want muh validashun and muh magical first experience with muh pure virgin waifu." JFL, okay then, enjoy being a 40-year-old virgin.

Yep exactly
 
what he is doing is besically boosting foids value

basic ecomonics of supply and demand
Massive fucking Cope

shit is already expensive longterm anyways, atleast this way you save more in the long run
 
Careful there, here's a nofap thread on how that's dangerous.

Dude those are a bunch of superstitious idiots who nofap for the sake of nofapping, nofapping is hard for them, because they don't have an actual goal, they treat repressing themselves sexually like its some kind of fucking game with points and shit JFL ("guuiz I'm on day 80"), like its some kind of support group shit, its ridiculous

I've always said one should "nofap with a cause", if you don't have a goal/reason (AN ACTUAL REASON) to keep you motivated you won't be able to do anything (same with nofap)

Not jerking off for the sake of attaining some arbitrary standard of "self control" IS NOT AN ACTUAL REASON, nofapping with the goal in mind of amazing sex, that's a pretty good reason, because you know an enjoyable sexual release awaits you at the end of it

It won't be hard at all, I'll just block off all sex ads and porn sites using this software I downloading, binge watch tv series and movies, piece of cake, and as long as I have fast food, it really won't feel like forcing at all, its like the easiest quick fix dopamine source anyone can find, makes you feel at ease
 
Tbh if I were to esortcel i would do it in Europe, SEA or Japan
 
I find it impossible to reach climax through some pussy hole. Way too loose when compared to my firm hand's grip.
 
Too many incels refuse to give their virginity to a hooker out of pride. "A-hurp durp, no way I'm buying sex, I want muh validashun and muh magical first experience with muh pure virgin waifu." JFL, okay then, enjoy being a 40-year-old virgin.
LMFAO I'd rather spend money on drugs than worn down shitty holes (or even the theoretical perfect hooker), just lol at being so obsessed with the sexual reproductive act itself. You lost at life, that is what it is. Paying a hooker, even a really hot and young one, is like renting a sports trophy so you can LARP with it on a podium, while everyone including you know you could never procure it through actual competition. It's cringemaxxed, that is where it begins and ends. I have no interest in playing games where I lose by default, if I seek reward system activation there are superior ways to achieve it. Call it pride all you want, we all have our copes, I just laugh out loud at escortcels, ngl.
 
She was in the start only when she realize she can’t make me cum she got hostile . She had stupid rules. No kissing but that’s good I don’t wanna kiss her blow job lips


Yea I can do that. Idk if ppl want that as a post or should I just send you. Will that spark a discussion


Yes by next year
Sending me the audio file works for me.
 
Lol my friend is planning on esortceling in like 3 months and I know his experience is gonna be even worse because hes legit like 2/10 and believes in PUA shit
 
JFL what the actual fuck has this site become?
 
lol @ all the Mcdonalds "pick up and go" ads that accompanied this post.

"Pick up and go" indeed lmfao.
 
+1 for that audio file
 
guy could be a pornstar probably there are ugly men that do it.

@Reddit_is_for_cucks what is your girth?

How do I measure it, i heard average is same size as a tooth paste tubes thickness and mine is a bit thinner then that.
 
You can’t go to a prostitute if you are sober, I can’t think of anything more awkward. You need to both be drunk in order for it to be at all fun. Order a hotel room and get a bottle of champagne, the whole thing will seem like much less of a waste of money.
Never been to a hooker but I did go to a strip club and I would agree with you. Shit would have been awkward as hell sober
 
very sad thread.

I'm with OP though. would never escortcel. Want the feeling of validation and being wanted.

if I'm an egoist or unreal expectations or whatever bullshit is in this thread, don't care.

will never be a fucking mark.
 
How do I measure it, i heard average is same size as a tooth paste tubes thickness and mine is a bit thinner then that.
lol get hard and use something that wont stretch like paper. wrap around middle of dick mark it so you know where to measure it from to get accurate size
 
So had sex with a escort for the first time and it was not a good experience. Here is what went down.
I looked up 3 escorts and booked them 1 after the other incase someone cancels i can fall back on others.
Once I got there she was a bit late in coming down. She gave me address of the apartment beside hers.
She came out and we walked into her place together. She did not look like her picture.

her maxilla was recessed and she was a bit chubby, maybe a 5-6/10. Picture was 8/10 girl with forward growth and thick body. Price was 200hh i bought 500 bucks.
I got in her apartment and we make some small talk and 1st thing i notice is when she puts her phone down there is a picture of her and her bf
as her phone screen saver. Lmao ok and she was getting lots of notifications, bitch didnt even put it on silent.

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Originally i wanted a bj without condom but she convinced me to do it without it so that is why i went with her. She undresses herself and i undress myself
and we get on her bed. We make more small talk but she starts talking forever so i start groping her. she puts a condom on my dick and starts sucking it.
I got hard pretty quick and stayed hard for full 30 mins. Then she got on top and did cowgirl position, then back to sucking dick and i tried to push her head more when she was giving bj and she said dont do that. Then she got on top again and i sucked on her tits. She noticed I was hard but was not cumming.

Next, we tried doggystyle position and she was moaning loud (maybe faking i am only 6 in). Then I tried fucking her with her legs on my shoulder cuz i heard dick goes in deeper. She complained it hurt a bit so she started sucking it again. This time she was biting my dick during bj and i told her dont do that and she stopped. Now we are half way in and I notoce this horrendous smell like gross. It was turning me off so much. It was coming from her pussy and when she started sucking my dick after putting it inside her pussy it almost made me puke. How the fuck is she sucking on it after that smelly pussy juice made it all dirty.
Anyways i ignored that.

We went back to missionary and she said it does not look like I am going to cum and its 25 minutes. I told her i dont care about cumming.
Before she was friendly but after that she seem distant. Maybe because me not cumming made her feels he was not hot enough and i somehow insulted her.

She gave me wipes to jerk my cock of but I said it's ok I don't need. I asked her how long average dude takes to cum. She said 10 - 15 minutes.
I continue dressing myself and she goes in bathroom to dress herself. Next I leave i still had more money left so I called the next whore and asked if she was avilable. So i ubered to her and waited there for 25 mins and she stood me up. While i was waiting for her there was a sketchy dude circling the block, he asked me for 50 cents but i had no coins so i gave him 10 bucks. 10 mins before i was leaving a girl came out the hotel and started circling the block with him. i found that sketch maybe they were trying to rob me. who knows but after that i went home.

Overall experience was shit and i would not do this again. I am going to stick to chadfishing hoes and phone sex with them because it simulates the feeling of them desiring me. These whores/escorts usually have a superiority complex and think they run the shit like when she told me dont push my head deeper when she gives bj, or i don't kiss, or blah blah. I am not use to that.

When chadfishing these girls are like slaves i can call them whores and sluts during phone sex and say the most vulgur shit and degrade them and they enjoy it cuz they see me enjoy saying that stuff to them. Also with chadfish the relationship with these girls are more personal since i talk to them everyday. They genuinely wana please chadfish cuz they don't want him leaving them so they say ok to everything. I really like that. Waking up to good morning texts and talking throughout the days adds to this experience. Receiving nudes and everything and being able to say whatever i want is just way better even thougough its not real.

When i fucked the escort i could feel her pussy around my dick but she still couldnt make me cum. But when i chadfish these girls i can make myself bust easily i actually have to hold back.

Anyways back to chadfish harem

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Conculsion: I'll give a pass on escortceling. It's not for me
After that i went home
For escortcelling especially for the first time - always go to an expensive brothel and get the most expensive youngest foid there. You'll have a more enjoyable time tbh ngl
 
How was it before?
Well it was way more edgy, posts we funnier, and there were a lot more familiar users I was accustomed to seeing. Plus everyone was way more based, I feel as if there are more young fakecels here now that any other time.
 
It's an awful experience, I did it a few times and that was pretty much the general vibe. The girls just rush you to cum as quickly as possible to get rid of you and get frustrated with you if you don't. You could have paid for half an hour and it's been 15 minutes so you've still paid for another 15 minutes and she doesn't care, she just wants you gone. Once you realise that it loses it's whole appeal.

If you can't get sex any other way though then every incel should at least do it once to see for themselves, just to get it out their system and not die virgin/not be a virgin when they beta bux a used up whore in 20 years.

Whether it's beta bux or escort-cel, sex is useless if the woman doesn't desire you.
 
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