Good job on losing your virginity to a used up rag.
Had sex with a escort for the first time. JFL this is so not worth it. [Detailed description and comparison to chadfishing]
All but two of my experiences with escorts have been more positive, and I've never seen or smelled any issues with hygiene.
UKcels: avoid Romanian whores
This is true, you don't really give a shit about anything else after a few glasses.
I had a few bottles of Krug just for this
Over for poorcels though
UKcels: avoid Romanian whores
Like putting your dick in a warm slippery tube.
This is true, you don't really give a shit about anything else after a few glasses.
I had a few bottles of Krug just for this
Over for poorcels though
How do I kill the ego
If you want to escortmaxx, i recommend you to go to third hole shitholes. First world hookers are entitled feminists who demand a lot of money, and even then they can't even suck your dick raw. Contrary to the belief, hookers in third world shitholes are not always ugly, there are lots of prostitutes here that are pretty and will charge a fair price to you, giving you a good a service.
I had this experience too. Fortunately now in Brazil, there's a site where they also need to put a video of themselves, so there's no more baits like this.
great story
though it makes me wonder, how many normies are stuck exactly with this kind of behavior from their "girlfriends"
though it makes me wonder, how many normies are stuck exactly with this kind of behavior from their "girlfriends"
do you go to the high class callgirls? obviously the experience will be better with them
this posts is depressing as fuck
like watching children die in a house fire or watching a dog with a paralyzed legs trying to walk
like watching children die in a house fire or watching a dog with a paralyzed legs trying to walk
Dang that sucks, but that was a funny ass story
When you chardfish, do you just phone sex once , or have you found some desperate hole that's willing to bypass the red flags in hopes if getting with a Chad?
I have 3-4 girls I can call during nightly basis
Pretty cool story tbh, too bad you paid 500 big ones and didn't even get to cum. Also how do you even chadfish on snapchat? Do you never send your own pictures or is there some way to send screenshots without them seeing that?
Seeing that snapchat screenshot is a million times more suicidefuel than hearing a detailed account of sex
I paid 200 dollars for half hour and I had 300 dollar left over so I went to the 2nd one but she ghosted me so I went home
Feels like master bating with a looser grip. But I won’t consider this “sex” the whole experience of her lusting after you and genuinely wanting to please you was missing
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You should of left and called her out on the frauded pics. You're better off looking on PoF or mocospace whores and just offer them money until one bites. They do the escort thing less often and they're easier to lowball. At 6 inches, you can afford to negotiate.
What kind of condom were you using? That's disgusting btw I just leave when that happens, that means too many guys have torn that stank ass pussy that day. It was either the condom or her pussy getting beaten up by multiple men that day. If that smell appears, that's basically it and I never go back.
This happens to me the first time i do it with a new one. Probably have to get used to the foid, especially if you're not initially attracted to her.
You'll have the urge again, the first few times always suck, it gets better with more time and experience, you just need to find a hole that you find pleasureable and stick with it. Try lowballing them too, it never hurts to attempt it.
Careful there, here's a nofap thread on how that's dangerous.
Yep, extremely common, whores catfish all the time.
Happened to me my first time too. Not cumming your first time is common.
Wtf why. You didn't cum because you were a virgin, not because the first hooker was doing anything wrong, she actually seems pretty nice judging by the story, at least as far as hookers go. Just flushing money down the toilet.
Wise choice. You say this experience was bad, but it's one of the more positive experiences you could've gotten. My first time was leagues worse and most of my other times were fairly similar to yours.
Wtf I am entitled to judge her because I am paying her. That’s not fair. I also sent a pic of her maxilla so you know.
I didn’t jerk of for 3 days before I went to her.
I don’t consider this sex unless she is lusting after you and wants to make you cum. When you chadfish you meet girls that don’t even care about their orgasam because they are so invested in you. All that’s in their mind is chad and if they are doing this right or that right.
Escorts just couldn’t be careless.
You are hostile towards me because you can’t accept that all your plans for money maxing won’t matter because you can’t buy a girls pure desire. That’s why you are lashing out at me
I object to using the term "high class" to describe more expensive escorts, because at the end of the day, they're still whores, and they're not better human beings than other whores, sluts, and assorted roasties. But yes, they do offer a slightly better experience.
I would rather avoid a trafficked, middle-aged, chain-smoking, Eastern European hag. (smoking is a huge turn-off btw) Keep in mind that revenue = quantity x price, so a cheaper whore has to see half a dozen clients just to earn as much as a more expensive one who sees 2-3 clients a day. And the more clients that a whore has to see in one day, the less time she has in between to clean herself up. Ideally, any wine glasses, discarded condoms, dirty towels left over from the previous client should be put away. I've never had an issue with this, thankfully.
And I do prefer whores whose conversational skills can put me at ease, but I'm not looking for someone to discuss quantum physics with. (I did meet one escort in London who claimed to be a chemistry student nearby. Makes sense, renting in South Ken isn't cheap.)
But keep in mind that you do get diminishing returns above a certain price point. A whore that costs £600 an hour is unlikely to be much better than one who is £300 an hour. I'd try to avoid ones below £130-150 an hour*, that's when things get dodgy. Also avoid seeing whores in shithole neighborhoods, the last thing you want to happen to you is to get mugged while you're carrying a lot of cash.
*keep in mind this is London pricing, you can probably find decent whores for lower prices in a smaller city like Manchester or Birmingham
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Tbh I don’t care that much about my first time cuz nothing will ever feel the same as being I. Highschool with a gf that actually desires you and wants to do everything to please you.
You may be able to buy a 8/10 whore but she will act the same towards you.
Maybe this is your defence mechanism. “At least I didn’t fuck a 6/10 girl” I still got a chance since I didn’t lose my virginity
do you have any regulars you go to or just different girls each time?
Such is the life of an incel
I had one regular, but I've only seen other escorts only once. I've decided against seeing anyone more than once. I need to stop myself from becoming emotionally attached and doing anything stupid with my money. I'm actually taking a short break from seeing escorts. I'm still gonna see them, but maybe once every few months instead of twice a month? It doesn't feel like a healthy habit.
Oh, and one more bit of advice that I didn't include in my previous comment: leave the Rolex at home. In fact, wear the most boring-coloured clothes you can, don't attract attention.
I will one day go to an escort too. I have been told that even if you hire an hour if you cum and just 20 minutes have passed the whore ends the service jfl.
How did you not cum wtf?
Too many incels refuse to give their virginity to a hooker out of pride. "A-hurp durp, no way I'm buying sex, I want muh validashun and muh magical first experience with muh pure virgin waifu." JFL, okay then, enjoy being a 40-year-old virgin.
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i disagree with chadfishing as cope but i feel for you
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Youre keeping streaks with whores for 30+ days?
How many days on average until they start being whores for the chadfish? Is it from day one? Also what do you talk about? I'm curious at how this flows for Chad.
Id imagine that sex without mutual attraction is barely better than jerking off. I think the major appeal is the fact that the bitch is getting of of you as well.
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You learn to stop thinking of yourself or anyone else for that matter, as someone who is "deserving of X"
The entire concept of ego revolves around you thinking that you DESERVE something, once you acknowledge that you don't deserve anything and nobody deserves anything, your ego will fade away
Of course that's going to be hard for most incels, because the majority of incels I've met on this site are ironically the stereotypical "entitled" incel normies like to talk about and use as an excuse as to why we all can't get women
They all think they DESERVE a virgin GF/Wife as if reality itself owes them this by virtue of existing, and that's why they have these standards and cravings for "female affection" and "feeling desired", because they think that's what they are owed from life
How can I put it, they bought the life game, and they didn't realize that the "love and companionship" addon was a DLC they had to randomly get from the games RNG algorithm or buy it from the game store
"Love" (well what people think love is) is not something anyone is owed, just because you see other people with it, and they get it easily, doesn't mean its "part of the package", our egos delude is into thinking that it is, and some injustice took place because we can't get it
It isn't a coincidence that a lot of the people who think like this are moralfags
Morality is just another aspect of ones ego, you adhere to a "higher standard" and by virtue of that you see yourself as a "higher being" and those that don't adhere to it as "beneath you" in some sense, abandoning conventional morality is another step in killing your ego
You need to also think like a realist, become more of a nihilist, you have to understand that what you want from life may not be what life has to offer in this current era, a lot of what many of you want, no longer exists, you were born too late and too early, I realized that long ago so I stopped chasing ghosts, as long as you have this stubborn optimist mindset of "I want X I'll keep waiting around for it" you'll never find any satisfaction in life
In Summary:
1. Stop thinking of yourself as someone who is deserving, stop thinking of yourself as "a person", as "somebody", you are nobody, nothing, you are the sum of your wants and desires just like any other living creature on the planet
2. Stop having an optimists perspective of "it'll happen" or "its out there" and/or stop being stubborn
3. Stop abiding by conventional morality, think of all humans around you as nothing, just as you think of yourself as nothing, be open to pursuing paths that others wouldn't because it isn't "the right thing"
how many pics of chad do u have ? at least 30 apparently
Yep exactly
bags of sand
Idk her pussy wasn’t gripping hard enough, whores lose I guess from all the fucking
Thats gay af
Massive fucking Cope
shit is already expensive longterm anyways, atleast this way you save more in the long run
Dude those are a bunch of superstitious idiots who nofap for the sake of nofapping, nofapping is hard for them, because they don't have an actual goal, they treat repressing themselves sexually like its some kind of fucking game with points and shit JFL ("guuiz I'm on day 80"), like its some kind of support group shit, its ridiculous
I've always said one should "nofap with a cause", if you don't have a goal/reason (AN ACTUAL REASON) to keep you motivated you won't be able to do anything (same with nofap)
Not jerking off for the sake of attaining some arbitrary standard of "self control" IS NOT AN ACTUAL REASON, nofapping with the goal in mind of amazing sex, that's a pretty good reason, because you know an enjoyable sexual release awaits you at the end of it
It won't be hard at all, I'll just block off all sex ads and porn sites using this software I downloading, binge watch tv series and movies, piece of cake, and as long as I have fast food, it really won't feel like forcing at all, its like the easiest quick fix dopamine source anyone can find, makes you feel at ease
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Tbh if I were to esortcel i would do it in Europe, SEA or Japan
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I find it impossible to reach climax through some pussy hole. Way too loose when compared to my firm hand's grip.
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LMFAO I'd rather spend money on drugs than worn down shitty holes (or even the theoretical perfect hooker), just lol at being so obsessed with the sexual reproductive act itself. You lost at life, that is what it is. Paying a hooker, even a really hot and young one, is like renting a sports trophy so you can LARP with it on a podium, while everyone including you know you could never procure it through actual competition. It's cringemaxxed, that is where it begins and ends. I have no interest in playing games where I lose by default, if I seek reward system activation there are superior ways to achieve it. Call it pride all you want, we all have our copes, I just laugh out loud at escortcels, ngl.
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Sending me the audio file works for me.
Lol my friend is planning on esortceling in like 3 months and I know his experience is gonna be even worse because hes legit like 2/10 and believes in PUA shit
JFL what the actual fuck has this site become?
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guy could be a pornstar probably there are ugly men that do it.
@Reddit_is_for_cucks what is your girth?
How was it before?
lol @ all the Mcdonalds "pick up and go" ads that accompanied this post.
"Pick up and go" indeed lmfao.
"Pick up and go" indeed lmfao.
+1 for that audio file
How do I measure it, i heard average is same size as a tooth paste tubes thickness and mine is a bit thinner then that.
Never been to a hooker but I did go to a strip club and I would agree with you. Shit would have been awkward as hell sober
very sad thread.
I'm with OP though. would never escortcel. Want the feeling of validation and being wanted.
if I'm an egoist or unreal expectations or whatever bullshit is in this thread, don't care.
will never be a fucking mark.
I'm with OP though. would never escortcel. Want the feeling of validation and being wanted.
if I'm an egoist or unreal expectations or whatever bullshit is in this thread, don't care.
will never be a fucking mark.
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lol get hard and use something that wont stretch like paper. wrap around middle of dick mark it so you know where to measure it from to get accurate size
For escortcelling especially for the first time - always go to an expensive brothel and get the most expensive youngest foid there. You'll have a more enjoyable time tbh ngl
Well it was way more edgy, posts we funnier, and there were a lot more familiar users I was accustomed to seeing. Plus everyone was way more based, I feel as if there are more young fakecels here now that any other time.
It's an awful experience, I did it a few times and that was pretty much the general vibe. The girls just rush you to cum as quickly as possible to get rid of you and get frustrated with you if you don't. You could have paid for half an hour and it's been 15 minutes so you've still paid for another 15 minutes and she doesn't care, she just wants you gone. Once you realise that it loses it's whole appeal.
If you can't get sex any other way though then every incel should at least do it once to see for themselves, just to get it out their system and not die virgin/not be a virgin when they beta bux a used up whore in 20 years.
Whether it's beta bux or escort-cel, sex is useless if the woman doesn't desire you.
If you can't get sex any other way though then every incel should at least do it once to see for themselves, just to get it out their system and not die virgin/not be a virgin when they beta bux a used up whore in 20 years.
Whether it's beta bux or escort-cel, sex is useless if the woman doesn't desire you.
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