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Had sex with a escort for the first time. JFL this is so not worth it. [Detailed description and comparison to chadfishing]

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So had sex with a escort for the first time and it was not a good experience. Here is what went down.
I looked up 3 escorts and booked them 1 after the other incase someone cancels i can fall back on others.
Once I got there she was a bit late in coming down. She gave me address of the apartment beside hers.
She came out and we walked into her place together. She did not look like her picture.

her maxilla was recessed and she was a bit chubby, maybe a 5-6/10. Picture was 8/10 girl with forward growth and thick body. Price was 200hh i bought 500 bucks.
I got in her apartment and we make some small talk and 1st thing i notice is when she puts her phone down there is a picture of her and her bf
as her phone screen saver. Lmao ok and she was getting lots of notifications, bitch didnt even put it on silent.

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Originally i wanted a bj without condom but she convinced me to do it without it so that is why i went with her. She undresses herself and i undress myself
and we get on her bed. We make more small talk but she starts talking forever so i start groping her. she puts a condom on my dick and starts sucking it.
I got hard pretty quick and stayed hard for full 30 mins. Then she got on top and did cowgirl position, then back to sucking dick and i tried to push her head more when she was giving bj and she said dont do that. Then she got on top again and i sucked on her tits. She noticed I was hard but was not cumming.

Next, we tried doggystyle position and she was moaning loud (maybe faking i am only 6 in). Then I tried fucking her with her legs on my shoulder cuz i heard dick goes in deeper. She complained it hurt a bit so she started sucking it again. This time she was biting my dick during bj and i told her dont do that and she stopped. Now we are half way in and I notoce this horrendous smell like gross. It was turning me off so much. It was coming from her pussy and when she started sucking my dick after putting it inside her pussy it almost made me puke. How the fuck is she sucking on it after that smelly pussy juice made it all dirty.
Anyways i ignored that.

We went back to missionary and she said it does not look like I am going to cum and its 25 minutes. I told her i dont care about cumming.
Before she was friendly but after that she seem distant. Maybe because me not cumming made her feels he was not hot enough and i somehow insulted her.

She gave me wipes to jerk my cock of but I said it's ok I don't need. I asked her how long average dude takes to cum. She said 10 - 15 minutes.
I continue dressing myself and she goes in bathroom to dress herself. Next I leave i still had more money left so I called the next whore and asked if she was avilable. So i ubered to her and waited there for 25 mins and she stood me up. While i was waiting for her there was a sketchy dude circling the block, he asked me for 50 cents but i had no coins so i gave him 10 bucks. 10 mins before i was leaving a girl came out the hotel and started circling the block with him. i found that sketch maybe they were trying to rob me. who knows but after that i went home.

Overall experience was shit and i would not do this again. I am going to stick to chadfishing hoes and phone sex with them because it simulates the feeling of them desiring me. These whores/escorts usually have a superiority complex and think they run the shit like when she told me dont push my head deeper when she gives bj, or i don't kiss, or blah blah. I am not use to that.

When chadfishing these girls are like slaves i can call them whores and sluts during phone sex and say the most vulgur shit and degrade them and they enjoy it cuz they see me enjoy saying that stuff to them. Also with chadfish the relationship with these girls are more personal since i talk to them everyday. They genuinely wana please chadfish cuz they don't want him leaving them so they say ok to everything. I really like that. Waking up to good morning texts and talking throughout the days adds to this experience. Receiving nudes and everything and being able to say whatever i want is just way better even thougough its not real.

When i fucked the escort i could feel her pussy around my dick but she still couldnt make me cum. But when i chadfish these girls i can make myself bust easily i actually have to hold back.

Anyways back to chadfish harem

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Conculsion: I'll give a pass on escortceling. It's not for me
After that i went home
 
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Losing your virginity to a disgusting 5/10 with a rotten pussy, It’s so over.
 
escorting is degenerate. you are paying money to sluts which is bad
but whatever it takes to cope i guess
 
Losing your virginity to a disgusting 5/10 with a rotten pussy, It’s so over.

But every girl is a rotten hole there is no option. When average high school girl is fucking 3-4 guys / week and that’s a non whore average girl.
 
But every girl is a rotten hole there is no option. When average high school girl is fucking 3-4 guys / week and that’s a non whore average girl.
Your Chadfish would have had taken the virginity of a dozen women by the end of highschool. Fresh pussy, untouched by work or duty.
 
Your Chadfish would have had taken the virginity of a dozen women by the end of highschool. Fresh pussy, untouched by work or duty.

But that’s not the option for me. Every girl is a whore by 25 with 100 plus count



Girls take home 2-3 chads from club to home every weekend and other parties.

Whores fuck 5-6 guys /week or more.

Normal girls are whores who don’t get paid tbh
 
Fucking escort or harlot can never be equal to fucking a hole who sexually desires you.
 
CumToilets are so entitled smh
 
You are my favorite OP on this forum. Always deliver.
 
That’s rough man. Better stick to the Chadfishing stuff

I’m thinking of escortcelling too , But I want someone young and definitely better than a fucking 5/10
 
That was depressing to read. You don't get the Chad experience even if you pay for it. You can buy a woman, but you can't buy her desire.
 
She sounded like a bitch, pretty unprofessional shit she was doing. Youre paying her 509 bucks she should slob on your cock without a condom like its a candy cane, does she really think inkwel would have stds?
 
Would you upload a audio file of you having phone sex with some foids? or even talk about sexual stuff?
 
Are you going to rope?
 
She sounded like a bitch, pretty unprofessional shit she was doing. Youre paying her 509 bucks she should slob on your cock without a condom like its a candy cane, does she really think inkwel would have stds?
in chadstralia, you can get some pretty skanky looking single mothers on locanto. they will do anal, cum in pussy and everything without condom for $300/hr.
pussy in america is overpriced because prostitution is usually illegal, which drives the whores underground and the prices up
 
This is the experience for the most part escortceling. Sub-par sex with some disinterested bitch. I can't believe some bluepill idiots think this is the answer.
 
She sounded like a bitch, pretty unprofessional shit she was doing. Youre paying her 509 bucks she should slob on your cock without a condom like its a candy cane, does she really think inkwel would have stds?
She was in the start only when she realize she can’t make me cum she got hostile . She had stupid rules. No kissing but that’s good I don’t wanna kiss her blow job lips
Would you upload a audio file of you having phone sex with some foids? or even talk about sexual stuff?

Yea I can do that. Idk if ppl want that as a post or should I just send you. Will that spark a discussion
Are you going to rope?

Yes by next year
 
She was in the start only when she realize she can’t make me cum she got hostile . She had stupid rules. No kissing but that’s good I don’t wanna kiss her blow job lips
I wouldnt kiss her but a blowjob with a condom i think wouldnt be very good, since you cant feel the saliva which is why id imagine it would be good. Try and find her boyfriend and her social media accounts, if she is hiding shit tell her family.
 
If I ever go to escorts - then only to pretty ones
 
This is the experience for the most part escortceling. Sub-par sex with some disinterested bitch. I can't believe some bluepill idiots think this is the answer.
Bluepillers only get such sex even if they find a gf so they think its normal
 
Dang that sucks, but that was a funny ass story:feelslala:
When you chardfish, do you just phone sex once , or have you found some desperate hole that's willing to bypass the red flags in hopes if getting with a Chad?
 
Bluepillers:134

Guests must really love these stories.
 
So had sex with a escort for the first time and it was not a good experience. Here is what went down.
I looked up 3 escorts and booked them 1 after the other incase someone cancels i can fall back on others.
Once I got there she was a bit late in coming down. She gave me address of the apartment beside hers.
She came out and we walked into her place together. She did not look like her picture.

her maxilla was recessed and she was a bit chubby, maybe a 5-6/10. Picture was 8/10 girl with forward growth and thick body. Price was 200hh i bought 500 bucks.
I got in her apartment and we make some small talk and 1st thing i notice is when she puts her phone down there is a picture of her and her bf
as her phone screen saver. Lmao ok and she was getting lots of notifications, bitch didnt even put it on silent.

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Originally i wanted a bj without condom but she convinced me to do it without it so that is why i went with her. She undresses herself and i undress myself
and we get on her bed. We make more small talk but she starts talking forever so i start groping her. she puts a condom on my dick and starts sucking it.
I got hard pretty quick and stayed hard for full 30 mins. Then she got on top and did cowgirl position, then back to sucking dick and i tried to push her head more when she was giving bj and she said dont do that. Then she got on top again and i sucked on her tits. She noticed I was hard but was not cumming.

Next, we tried doggystyle position and she was moaning loud (maybe faking i am only 6 in). Then I tried fucking her with her legs on my shoulder cuz i heard dick goes in deeper. She complained it hurt a bit so she started sucking it again. This time she was biting my dick during bj and i told her dont do that and she stopped. Now we are half way in and I notoce this horrendous smell like gross. It was turning me off so much. It was coming from her pussy and when she started sucking my dick after putting it inside her pussy it almost made me puke. How the fuck is she sucking on it after that smelly pussy juice made it all dirty.
Anyways i ignored that.

We went back to missionary and she said it does not look like I am going to cum and its 25 minutes. I told her i dont care about cumming.
Before she was friendly but after that she seem distant. Maybe because me not cumming made her feels he was not hot enough and i somehow insulted her.

She gave me wipes to jerk my cock of but I said it's ok I don't need. I asked her how long average dude takes to cum. She said 10 - 15 minutes.
I continue dressing myself and she goes in bathroom to dress herself. Next I leave i still had more money left so I called the next whore and asked if she was avilable. So i ubered to her and waited there for 25 mins and she stood me up. While i was waiting for her there was a sketchy dude circling the block, he asked me for 50 cents but i had no coins so i gave him 10 bucks. 10 mins before i was leaving a girl came out the hotel and started circling the block with him. i found that sketch maybe they were trying to rob me. who knows but after that i went home.

Overall experience was shit and i would not do this again. I am going to stick to chadfishing hoes and phone sex with them because it simulates the feeling of them desiring me. These whores/escorts usually have a superiority complex and think they run the shit like when she told me dont push my head deeper when she gives bj, or i don't kiss, or blah blah. I am not use to that.

When chadfishing these girls are like slaves i can call them whores and sluts during phone sex and say the most vulgur shit and degrade them and they enjoy it cuz they see me enjoy saying that stuff to them. Also with chadfish the relationship with these girls are more personal since i talk to them everyday. They genuinely wana please chadfish cuz they don't want him leaving them so they say ok to everything. I really like that. Waking up to good morning texts and talking throughout the days adds to this experience. Receiving nudes and everything and being able to say whatever i want is just way better even thougough its not real.

When i fucked the escort i could feel her pussy around my dick but she still couldnt make me cum. But when i chadfish these girls i can make myself bust easily i actually have to hold back.

Anyways back to chadfish harem

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Conculsion: I'll give a pass on escortceling. It's not for me
After that i went home
Pretty cool story tbh, too bad you paid 500 big ones and didn't even get to cum. Also how do you even chadfish on snapchat? Do you never send your own pictures or is there some way to send screenshots without them seeing that?

Seeing that snapchat screenshot is a million times more suicidefuel than hearing a detailed account of sex:feelscry:
 
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Paying for a condom blowjob is like a deaf person buying a music CD.
 
It was obvious enough
 
That was depressing to read. You don't get the Chad experience even if you pay for it. You can buy a woman, but you can't buy her desire.
Precisely why I don't recommend escorting. Main reason been for religious reasons.
 
WHAT DOES SEX FEEL LIKE?
 
For 500 I want a pornostar,not a fat amateur
 
Wow! Rotten pussy? Lol!

Good thing you had a rubber!

Sorry about your loss of money... I'm glad you didn't get robbed by 50cent!

Welcome to the who're fuckers club...

Have a cigar, today (or whenever) you're a man! (Sad shit man)
 
Conculsion: I'll give a pass on escortceling. It's not for me
After that i went home

I hope you'll try again. I can't understand how you can make such a definitive decision after just one attempt.
You picked a girl you didn't find really attractive, that was your first mistake IMHO.
If a girl doesn't look like what she looks like on the photo, just go away and don't pay.
That's why IMHO other forms of prostitution are better, mainly those where you see the hooker face to face before negotiating.
 
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Paying for a condom blowjob is like a deaf person buying a music CD.

yeah exactly, the whole point of a blowjob is to feel the whore's mouth and saliva on your dick. Condom takes away that sensation, and defeats the ultimate purpose of a blowjob.
 
What do boobs feel like?
 
I hope I don't wish I'd stayed in as usual and fapped when/if I see an escort! I don't want a shitty experience but this is reality and chances are it will be.
 
That’s tough. Sex is only good when there is desire on both parts.
 
You can’t go to a prostitute if you are sober, I can’t think of anything more awkward. You need to both be drunk in order for it to be at all fun. Order a hotel room and get a bottle of champagne, the whole thing will seem like much less of a waste of money.
 
escorting is degenerate. you are paying money to sluts which is bad
but whatever it takes to cope i guess
Everything is degenerate.But men need sex to function.
 
dick mogs me
also endurance mogs me because i prematurely cum after 1 minute , even when i masturbate J F L
Its so fucking over for me
 
So had sex with a escort for the first time and it was not a good experience. Here is what went down.

The reason you couldn't cum with the escort but are able to cum through phone sex is because most of sex is about the feeling of being wanted by your sexual partner, you knew the escort probably thinks you're ugly or something and that is always at the back of your mind while fucking her. Sex isn't just about penis in vagina, it's a lot of things coming together. Lucky you though, I'd love to have hot sluts talking in my ear about the dirty things they'd do to me, no wonder you prefer phone sex to actual sex with a fatty
 
her maxilla was recessed and she was a bit chubby, maybe a 5-6/10. Picture was 8/10 girl with forward growth and thick body. Price was 200hh i bought 500 bucks.

This is when you turn around and leave... no reason to waste your money
 
escort is not good cope i see it by my self and others too
 
Proof that there's more to intimacy than just jerking motions during sex IF YOU ARE AN EGOIST

THIS I agree with

OP is an egoist, whats arousing to him during those experiences isn't the women liking him, its him feeling like he's Chad, feeling like he's important, like he's special, he's an egoist, they guy is getting off on the "experience of being Chad" not the women, he could probably jerk off to his own reflection if he was a Chad

You want some proof, here are some obvious examples:
I am going to stick to chadfishing hoes and phone sex with them because it simulates the feeling of them desiring me.
When chadfishing these girls are like slaves i can call them whores and sluts during phone sex and say the most vulgur shit and degrade them and they enjoy it cuz they see me enjoy saying that stuff to them.

This one made me laugh, it almost made the entire thread seem like a meme, like it was a larp
her maxilla was recessed

Who the hell is seriously thinking about this shit all the time, I swear some of you guys don't seem like real people, you seem like you are joking, you really observing all of that shit when you are trying to fuck someone, I don't get why someone at the bottom of the totem pole would put so much effort into memorizing facets to scrutinize other peoples looks, its very ironic, as if you are in any position to judge

Some of you guys really are deluded, like you are acting as if you are Chad, you've taken on this Chad mindset as a cope, and the way you speak about "chadfishing" is proof of how true this is, and how absorbed into the role you've become




Waking up to good morning texts and talking throughout the days adds to this experience. Receiving nudes and everything and being able to say whatever i want is just way better even thougough its not real.

When i fucked the escort i could feel her pussy around my dick but she still couldnt make me cum. But when i chadfish these girls i can make myself bust easily i actually have to hold back.

Anyways back to chadfish harem

If "having women like you" (more like having women who like a fake persona you created) is more arousing to you than actually having sex, then you are an an egoist, there is no helping you until you abandon your ego, until you do that like you said yourself:
It's not for me

@Reddit_is_for_cucks
Here's the important question though

Do you watch porn and jerk off?, if you do, and you haven't been on "nofap" for at least 6 months or so, no wonder you found it hard to cum, I had the same problem with the first whore I fucked, you need to understand that your body has learnt a "routine", you are used to sitting down, seeing certain visual stimuli from certain angles (3rd person rather than 1st person), etc

Your body is attuned to experiencing sex this way, so there's really no way you can just jump in and expect to have amazing effortless sex like that

Before I go back for my second time, I plan to stop masturbating for a good few months, because I need a "reset"

Think about it, you've only ever experienced sex from porn, so porn is all your brain knows when it comes to sex, but tbh that may not be the issue for you, because you said you were hard for the 30mins, I was barely hard unless I was receiving constant stimulation, I had to keep fucking to stay hard

It really seems like its just something psychological for you, like if you aren't feeling desired you can't enjoy it

JFL WHAT AN IRONIC MENTAL AFFLICTION FOR AN INCEL
 
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