LifeFuel guide on how to ascend and get sex (it worked for me)

[My Name Jeff]

drink this can

 

[My Name Jeff]

what's ur favorite drink

 

[Chuddy]

what's ur favorite drink

Lemonade bro

 

[wereq.feelsdevil]

OP's name Jeff.

 

[My Name Jeff]

OP's name Jeff.

god spoke to me and said "drink this cans" and give me a cherry coke ZERO

 

[Chuddy]

OP's name Jeff.

His nama heff

 

[Chuddy]

Chat is this real

CHAT CHAT CHAT AIAJOSJDHFOSJSHD

 

[MillionBashStream97]

Zero Sugar in specific? What if I don't have it, nigga?

 

[My Name Jeff]

Zero Sugar in specific? What if I don't have it, nigga?

get it and you will find hot single females approaching you in public after drinking

 

[My Name Jeff]

single moms in your area looking for a cherry coke drinking man

 

[MillionBashStream97]

Coke gods will decide your fate then. Choose wisely

I may end up with a coke can up my roblox shaped ass if I drink a coke with sugar...
Fuck it.

 

[MillionBashStream97]

get it and you will find hot single females approaching you in public after drinking

Okay. I will report back, sir.

 

[wereq.feelsdevil]

His nama heff

tbh

 

[My Name Jeff]

I may end up with a coke can up my roblox shaped ass if I drink a coke with sugar...
Fuck it.

has to be ZERO

 

[wereq.feelsdevil]

god spoke to me and said "drink this cans" and give me a cherry coke ZERO

 

[MillionBashStream97]

has to be ZERO

OKAY, nigga. I heard you the first time. ZERO

 

[TheCatMan]

Coconut water

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

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