LifeFuel [Guide] How to take an absolutely massive shit.

[CompleteFuckingLoser]

Step 1: Eat big amount of food, something like Oatmeal.
Step 2: Have lots of Flax Seed AND Fruit (Apples with skin, Blueberries, etc, just not Bananas) alongside or in that Oatmeal
Step 3: Supplement with a lot of Magnesium Glycei-whatever right after.
Step 4: Drink lots of Peppermint Tea.

You can clear your gut, I ate a bunch of fried chicken and pizza and was feeling like ASS, but I followed these steps, took a VERY big shit and watched anime while pooping. Clogged the toilet, so I took a shower right afterwards.
Anyways, yes, it's very good and made me feel a lot better. Born again, I guess.

 

[Insomniac]

Logs me

 

[builderseed]

thanks for sharing

Logs me

 

[Deleted member 60]

clogs me

 

[Insomniac]

clogs me

 

[Deleted member 12355]

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?

 

[Inceldo]

Eating broccoli or anything else with a lot of fibre works

 

[CompleteFuckingLoser]

Eating broccoli or anything else with a lot of fibre works

NO!

You need two types of fiber. The seed-type fiber and then the other kind from fruit and i think Broccoli.

Be careful or you'll have a SHIT in your gut and you'll be feeling quite poor.

 

[FukkenLoser]

@chudur-budur

 

[Inceldo]

NO!

You need two types of fiber. The seed-type fiber and then the other kind from fruit and i think Broccoli.

Be careful or you'll have a SHIT in your gut and you'll be feeling quite poor.

Low iq

 

[CompleteFuckingLoser]

Low iq

Nope.

 

[Insomniac]

Low iq

Nope.

Top 10 anime battles

 

[CompleteFuckingLoser]

Top 10 anime battles

He is wrong.

 

[Michael15651]

Thanks for this, OP.

 

[Inceldo]

He is wrong.

Wrong. No one eats seeds. Millions eat broccoli.

 

[CompleteFuckingLoser]

Wrong. No one eats seeds. Millions eat broccoli.

Flax Seeds are found at every grocery store...

 

[Inceldo]

Flax Seeds are found at every grocery store...

No one eats them still

 

[builderseed]

out of all the things i've seen people argue about, i think this is the first time i've ever seen people argue over how to take a shit

 

[CompleteFuckingLoser]

No one eats them still

Many people eat them.

They are used as a healthy egg-replacement in recipes all the time. They make your smoothies thicker and more scrumptious. They are incredibly healthy, really, the food of the future.

They have even considered feeding Flax Seeds to cows!

 

[nekomimimodo]

the chad log vs the incel diarrhea

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

post pic of your end product next time boyo

 

[CompleteFuckingLoser]

post pic of your end product next time boyo

Posting your poop online is low inhib.

 

[Deleted member 265]

fuck off larper.

 

[CompleteFuckingLoser]

fuck off larper.

@Facade
Tell the truth about my "larping"

Also, kong, I know you needed a guide like this.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

this is probably some sort of ruse to turn you into a furry femboy gamer or something

you can keep yer pepper mint tea to your self boyo

 

[Deleted member 265]

@Facade
Tell the truth about my "larping"

Also, kong, I know you needed a guide like this.

le "mental breakdown larp"

 

[iKillCucks]

this is probably some sort of ruse to turn you into a furry femboy gamer or something

you can keep yer pepper mint tea to your self boyo

 

[tehgymcel420]

toilet

Casual.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Of Manlets and Men]

This debate is more intellectual than 99% of the things normies talk about.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

@chudur-budur

Yea, street-shitting is more about delivering quality shit than the quantity of it. Good to see that OP is more focused on the later, which is quite common among newbies.

But I suggest everyone to put more effort in the quality of the shit. Remember, couple of nicely built turds >>> pan full of liquid diarrhoeal shit.

This debate is more intellectual than 99% of the things normies talk about.

Extremely high IQ post.

 

[Ritalincel]

It is over.

 

[CompleteFuckingLoser]

It is over.

Did you not poop?

Maybe eat more fruit. It will come eventually.

 

[Insomniac]

It is over.

Greatest looksmaxxing advice ever tbh. I already feel like a giga Chad.

 

[GoonCel]

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.

 

[FaceandHFD]

flaxseed is wprse than soy when it comes to estrogens.

just eat lots of fiber and megadose magnesium, in order tp shit yourself

 

[ldargoblin]

Oatmeal works great, makes your shit go out at full speed

 

[Ritalincel]

Oatmeal works great, makes your shit go out at full speed

tbh

 

[Cuyen]

autistic and shitpilled
Lol i remember when i used to bulking up i ate oatmeal every morning and it really make your shit like hell