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AsiaCel

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Command and control

-Commanders have no initiatives and will get their men blow up over and over just to fulfill the order to letter
-Who are competent are fired for freethinking
-Commanders demand bribes from soldiers to assign them to safer tasks
-If the men achieve objective, they don't know what to do without further orders
-No one knows how to fight, so commanders use human wave attacks
-They lack fighting power, so they flatten towns against civilians
-Commanders mark dead soldiers as wounded to avoid payouts, leaving families confused
-Commanders make up manpower ghost soldiers just to pocket the extra pay
-Parallel competing militaries/Intel agencies without collaboration are created for coup-proofing

Personnel and manpower

-People are conscripted into military through scams
-Foreign volunteers who do not speak the language are conscripted through fake job postings
-Soldiers are lightly trained and relies on the internet for combat tip
-Disabilities and poor fitness are ignored by military doctors
-Prisoners and other low skill groups are employed as cannon fodder
-Highly trained experts, like radar specialists, are sent to frontline as infantry
-Special forces are sent to die in no hope situations
-Survivors are recycled until they die, those on crutches are told to be fodder
-Cannon fodder troops are given a phone and told to walk following the line and pin of a pre-set, non-updating map app, to denotate minefields/draw fire to reveal enemy positions, if they succeed in teaching the pin, they are told to dig a hole there and defend until dead

Military culture and discipline

-Soldiers are tortured by seniors
-Ethnic barrier troops to ensure no retreat and divide and conquer
-Soldiers are opportunistic looting dead comrades
-The border security guards are easily bribed because they want war to end and are too poor
-Soldiers steal military equipment to trade for food in the enemy civilian market

Logistics and supply

-Logistics organized reactionary to local commanders' demands
-The army only supplies hard logistics like shells, while they do supply food they are rotting
-Civilians organize logistics to patch up horrible military logistics in soft areas like food
-No one knows how many supplies exist or work, maybe 2/10 tanks work
-They produce just enough low tech stuff, relying on quantity over quality

Equipment and technology

-Vehicles have 0 ergonomics, are cramped, and poorly engineered
-To fulfill motorized requirements, commanders steal local civilian cars/buy civilian cars/bikes so troops have wheels on paper
-Soldiers wear a messy mix of civilian equipment sent by families
-Army that can't protect homeland, radars are turned off to save fuel/energy
-Despite hyped weapons, the military resorts to producing low-tech but trusted obsolete 60-80s equipment with slight upgrades, because high-tech gear is too expensive

Communications and information

-Lacking of a communication network, communication is done through toy radios or gaming platforms
Soldiers communicate through smartphones
-Communication is poor, leading to unprotected logistic convoys being blown up without escorts
-Commanders use AI to fake result videos

Medical and field care

-No medevac, soldiers are abandoned by comrades
-If aid kits are provided at all, they are of extremely poor quality
- Aid stations are set up kms behind frontline
 
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Flag Russia GIF
 
Russia but i first thought of america
 
At first I was thinking of some Arab countries but it gets obvious the longer it goes on
 
At first I was thinking of some Arab countries but it gets obvious the longer it goes on
Arab militaries are also shit and are very similar.
 
WW2 Japan
Dysfunctional but they achieved much more.

I think the worst has to be the IJA aircraft carriers. They actually managed to do carrier landing on their carriers by using a slow plane (ki-76) and a crude tailhook catcher, gyrocopters and they literally pioneered landing crafts/amphibious attack ships (LHD).

The IJA had a giant shipping department too.

THEY HAD A SIMILARLY SIZED MERCHANT NAVY THAN THE IJN!!

IJN also tried to replicate the army, sometimes successful, sometimes not, but the 120mm gun chi ha shows that what happens when the navy tried to design tanks, they took guns from boats/ships and firing the gun literally tears the chassis apart.

Something as basic as IJA/IJN 7.7mm machine guns didn't even shared ammo

I think if Japan won the war, the next Yamato would be owned by the army (nah, the IJA may have a giant navy but they are pragmatic about it)
 
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