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You see all of the girls on top. I've banged all of them. And the two on the right are pregnant with my two children. A boy and a girl. And all 3 of us are moving in together next week. It was the best decision I ever made!
But Uncle Ben, you say, I 'm 5'2, potbellied, balding, Indian, a janitor and 60 years old. Is there any hope for me??? Yes! Yes there is! Come on down to Uncle Ben''s PUA University!!
But Uncle Ben, you say, I have Cruzon syndrome and a severe case of social anxiety. I also have a bad case of allergies to grass which causes me to sneeze uncontrollably and break out with hives all over my body. I also have a phobia of the dark which causes me to have to sleep with a night light at age 30. Is there any hope for me?? Yes! Yes there is. In fact, I had a student with your exact same problems. He graduated from Uncle Ben's PUA University and Institute of Bluepilled Studies and now has a 15 y/o, HQNP, Blonde girlfriend. She even got emancipated so that she could move in with him before she turned 18. From what I hear, they have a very active sex life.
But Uncle Ben, you say, I am an ethnic that speaks broken English and suffers from dwarfism which has left me only 3'11 tall. I also have a stubborn foot fungus that causes my feet to emit a horrible smell which can be smelled through my socks and shoes, is there any hope for me?? Yes! Yes there is. I can show you how to use your masculine authority to get women to get wet over your noxious foot odor.
This semester, there'll be two special guest instructors, Chad and Tyrone. Using our time tested PUA techniques, they will run day game at the local mall to show you how easy picking up girls can be!!
Don't delay call 1 888 HEIGHTDOESNTMATTER OR 1900 WHATSONTHEINSIDETHATCOUNTS to enroll today. Operators are standing by. We accept cash (U.S. Currency only), all major credit cards, money orders and cashiers checks. No personal checks.
Here's a testimonial from one of our recent graduates, Dan M from Alaska:
My mom was concerned that I was still a VIRGIN and wanted me to lose my virginity before I turned 51. I am her only child and she wants grandchildren. So for my 50th birthday, she enrolled me in Uncle Bens PUA University and Institute of Bluepilled Studies. I'm a 5'4 Chinese guy who's your stereotypical socially awkward nerd. I also have a mild case of Down Syndrome. After graduating, I now bang new Stacies every weekend.
You see all of the girls on top. I've banged all of them. And the two on the right are pregnant with my two children. A boy and a girl. And all 3 of us are moving in together next week. It was the best decision I ever made!
