JFL Got drunk for the first time last night

[AutistSupremacist]

My friend from work invited me to his house after the gym, and then tells me that he's gonna get me to try alcohol for the first time. I tried beer, wine and liquor and got completely wasted. I felt stupidly happy though. My speech was slurred, I felt stupidly tired and then I fucking threw up everywhere all over myself. Me and my friend then went jogging and I had so much energy and we started singing as we jogged in the night. When I got home, my sister was so scared and cried for some reason. I gave her a thumbs up to signal I was ok. Overall, getting drunk was fun and an experience, but I probably will vow to never drink again.

Tldr
I got drunk and threw up all over myself.

 

[Pancakecel]

I wish getting drunk felt like the first time, each time I do it.

 

[AnApparentMyth]

My friend from work invited me to his house after the gym, and then tells me that he's gonna get me to try alcohol for the first time. I tried beer, wine and liquor and got completely wasted. I felt stupidly happy though. My speech was slurred, I felt stupidly tired and then I fucking threw up everywhere all over myself. Me and my friend then went jogging and I had so much energy and we started singing as we jogged in the night. When I got home, my sister was so scared and cried for some reason. I gave her a thumbs up to signal I was ok. Overall, getting drunk was fun and an experience, but I probably will vow to never drink again.

Tldr
I got drunk and threw up all over myself.

Yeah, be carefuel. It's pretty bad if you hit blackout

 

[Thugs-5-Less]

Around 1.2 mililiters of alcohol per kilogram of body weight is the sweetspot to avoid nausea, blackouts, and hangovers while still getting a decent buzz.

 

[adharmi]

How old are you

 

[AutistSupremacist]

How old are you

18

 

[RandomGuy]

Alcohol consumption is linked to cancer.

• Colorectum: Alcohol increases the risk of colorectal cancer
• Esophagus: Alcohol increases the risk of esophageal cancer
• Voice box: Alcohol increases the risk of voice box cancer
• Liver: Alcohol increases the risk of liver cancer
• Mouth: Alcohol increases the risk of mouth cancer
• Throat: Alcohol increases the risk of throat cancer

 

[HotDogCel]

18

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

Alcohol is a pretty shitty drug, but I imagine that your first experience was better than mine. Anyhow, tobacco (nicotine in general) is much better of a drug, I would encourage you to try it. Alcohol makes you stupid whilst nicotine is like coffee.

 

[adharmi]

Joined on July 2022 jfl

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

18

So you joined this forum when you were 16-15? Jesus.

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

@Fat Link @SlayerSlayer @LeFrenchCel
Can you ban someone for having joined this forum whilst being a minor in the past but not now?

18

 

[HotDogCel]

Joined on July 2022 jfl

it's fukin brutal to realize that we daily interact with kids that are probably fakecels

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

A new alcoholic was born
But better don't get used to it.
I had my first binge at 15 and became an alcoholic at 18/19. I'll be 36 next week btw

 

[Rottingcel]

this will be your new favorite cope

 

[LeFrenchCel]

@Fat Link @SlayerSlayer @LeFrenchCel
Can you ban someone for having joined this forum whilst being a minor in the past but not now?

Pretty sure the "no minors allowed" rule was implemented after his join date (end of 2022 iirc?)

Minors who were already in the forum before the rule were allowed to stay

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

Minors who were already in the forum before the rule were allowed to stay

Pretty retarded rule, but you're the mod

 

[SlayerSlayer]

@Fat Link @SlayerSlayer @LeFrenchCel
Can you ban someone for having joined this forum whilst being a minor in the past but not now?

I think thats stupid I wouldnt do it on principle

 

[Emba]

I wish getting drunk felt like the first time, each time I do it.

Its the same with heroin bro...

 

[Emba]

it's fukin brutal to realize that we daily interact with kids that are probably fakecels

All of you are just puppies to me

 

[HotDogCel]

All of you are just puppies to me

Yes but even tho from your perspective me being 25 or 18 doesn't make much of a difference, in reality there is a huge one.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

i got dunk for the first time in 2020, that was a mental night.
i was laughing like a bloody hyena

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

I had my first drink at 13

 

[Doomedvirgin]

Alcohol consumption is linked to cancer.

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• Colorectum: Alcohol increases the risk of colorectal cancer
• Esophagus: Alcohol increases the risk of esophageal cancer
• Voice box: Alcohol increases the risk of voice box cancer
• Liver: Alcohol increases the risk of liver cancer
• Mouth: Alcohol increases the risk of mouth cancer
• Throat: Alcohol increases the risk of throat cancer

Where all dying alone who cares

 

[Rapistcel]

I had my first drink at 13

 

[Old Ironsides]

I wish getting drunk felt like the first time, each time I do it.

It doesn't. I wish it did.