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Brutal Gooning isn't working for me tonight

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I goon and goon and goon but im still horny and frustrated. It's over for me :feelsrope:

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I did it like 3 times last night and that will be probably enough for the rest of the week :feelsjuice:
 
I goon and goon and goon but im still horny and frustrated. It's over for me :feelsrope:

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No matter how much you goon you still want the real thing. My libido is through the roof. Unfortunately gooning doesn't cure touch starvation
 
Have you ever thought of paying for it? That was my last resort.
 
I fried my brain with drugs and prolonged sessions of edging, Fuck! it’s over!
 
Have you ever thought of paying for it? That was my last resort.
I did and I have. Unfortunately the whore selection in my area is very lacking. It's barely worth it for me :feelsbadman:
 
I wish I could get as much out of gooning as people like you do. I am very envious.
 
I wish I could get as much out of gooning as people like you do. I am very envious.
Get goon mogged lol. I used to spend entire days edging and gooning when I had nothing better to do :feelsohh:
 
Get goon mogged lol. I used to spend entire days edging and gooning when I had nothing better to do :feelsohh:
Can you still get erect from normal porn?? What about boner and load size?
 
Get goon mogged lol. I used to spend entire days edging and gooning when I had nothing better to do :feelsohh:
If you don't mind me asking, how well do you do in the "equipment" department?
 
Can you still get erect from normal porn?? What about boner and load size?
If you don't mind me asking, how well do you do in the "equipment" department?
JFL at you two asking me the gayest questions possible at the same time :feelskek:

Yeah I still get hard to normal porn. I used to blow huge loads until 5G cell service was adopted. If you ever get erectile dysfunction from gooning all you need to do is one week of nofap and you're back to normal. At least from my experience :feelshmm:
 
JFL at you two asking me the gayest questions possible at the same time :feelskek:

Yeah I still get hard to normal porn. I used to blow huge loads until 5G cell service was adopted. If you ever get erectile dysfunction from gooning all you need to do is one week of nofap and you're back to normal. At least from my experience :feelshmm:
Not a faggot but genuinely curious lol. I can't do straight week but 3 days is good for me
 
JFL at you two asking me the gayest questions possible at the same time :feelskek:
I know that there is a sentiment of faggotry around even asking that question, but I want to know if my hunch is right. Even if you don't want to give an exact number, would you say that it's accurate to say that it's not something you worry about? You have been flexing your gooning all day every day as of late, so it's the least you could do.
 
I know that there is a sentiment of faggotry around even asking that question, but I want to know if my hunch is right. Even if you don't want to give an exact number, would you say that it's accurate to say that it's not something you worry about? You have been flexing your gooning all day every day as of late, so it's the least you could do.
Average size. That is all I will say on that matter saar

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Average size. That is all I will say on that matter saar

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Must be on the happier end of the supposed "average" range then, if not you would be a real enigma. I don't mean to tell you to stop making your posts, but I do want to say they make me wince up in anguish everytime I see them much like most truecels do at the sight of couples doing public displays of affection. Sexual pleasure ought to be the pinnacle of life but I cannot have it due to my size so I am in despair every day. Do you feel physical pleasure when you masturbate? If so you lifemog me to oblivion, you already have all I ever wished for.
 
Do you feel physical pleasure when you masturbate? If so you lifemog me to oblivion, you already have all I ever wished for.
Yeah I do. Sorry for goon mogging. I will tone down my goon bragging :feelsbadman:
 
Yeah I do. Sorry for goon mogging. I will tone down my goon bragging :feelsbadman:
It is fine brocel. We all have our own circumstances in life. I don't like to be a killjoy, I shouldn't have let my "taint" show like I did here, so to speak. In reality I wish you the best. In a just world you would be slaying foids everyday, just like our biology meant for us to do. Will leave you alone from now on.
 
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I did and I have. Unfortunately the whore selection in my area is very lacking. It's barely worth it for me :feelsbadman:
I've been there before, especially when I'm looking during the week. It's like the good ones are only working on the weekends but I don't like how busy they get and your squeezed in between other clients. Luckily I've only seen other clients with I'm walking out and not walking in haha... man it's still depressing as fuck
 

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