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LifeFuel Going to meet my second escort on wednesday

thewageslave

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Started escortcelling for the first time in the beginning of february. Not the best first experience I had with a quite ugly eastern european girl that blurred her face in the ad. You can read about my experience in a thread that I started. This time I have learnt from my mistake. This time the girl is fully open in the ad with visible face. Smoking hot italian, beautiful, cute and quite kind and serviceminded over message. Curvy body and big tits (D cup). The ugly one I met in february had a b cup and small body like an asian teenager. Dick didn't even rise in the middle of the cold Swedish winter with her. Never going to make that mistake again. This girl is marginally more expensive, but often the more expensive girls give better service and is independent. And the weather is getting warmer. So I'll eat 2 sausages and drink some liquor before walking to the escorts apartment.

So this time it's the real deal. It is illegal to buy sex in Swedistan and police is frequently spying outside apartments, but I don't care. If the police catch me and register me as a sex offender in the view of the feminazi Swedish society, so let them catch me. I am too based to give a shit because of my inceldom.

I'll be giving you guys a review after my visit. My real journey begins now. Hopefully it can be a motivation to you all to start escortcelling and get some meaning with your lives.
 
i remember you brocel, will be waiting for your post :feelsautistic:
 
I'll be giving you guys a review after my visit. My real journey begins now. Hopefully it can be a motivation to you all to start escortcelling and get some meaning with your lives.
Meaning of life = giving money to whores for sex
 
Good luck. Hope it fills a void.
 
Terrible cope
Save money for a VR device
Or a sex doll
 
Good luck bro. Sex is a human right and they should no be making it illegal without giving a alternative to ppl who can’t get sex
 
Meaning of life = giving money to whores for sex
You get sex with hot girls that you could only dream of so what is the problem? It will also make you less desperate in the regular world as you know that you have fucked girls looking 10x better than the most good looking girl in downtown.

Money is not a problem for me. I am single, living for free with my parents (I just pay a part of the rent), making a quite good living in my wageslave job. So getting one two whores in a month is a great investment.
 
Careful with """Italian"""" ,Romanians lie about being Italian, Brazilian & Portuguese and Spanish since the gypo's have a bad rep.
 
You get sex with hot girls that you could only dream of so what is the problem? It will also make you less desperate in the regular world as you know that you have fucked girls looking 10x better than the most good looking girl in downtown.
Bad comparison, they don't care about you nor are they sexually attracted to you, they do it for the money
 
Careful with """Italian"""" ,Romanians lie about being Italian, Brazilian & Portuguese and Spanish since the gypo's have a bad rep.
Yeah, they all probably lie. But what matters is that she is fine as hell. So I'll just fantasize that the girl is italian lol.
Bad comparison, they don't care about you nor are they sexually attracted to you, they do it for the money
You think I am dumb not knowing that? I get sex. Who cares about normal girls anyways? The girls you think are so cute and girlfriend material are all used up hoes that will betray you sooner or later.
Terrible cope
Save money for a VR device
Or a sex doll
All respect for your opinion. But I want the real deal.
 
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Is it 30 minutes time? How many kronor?
 
I’ll be awaiting this review, even if I probably will never escortcel.
 
You get sex with hot girls that you could only dream of so what is the problem? It will also make you less desperate in the regular world as you know that you have fucked girls looking 10x better than the most good looking girl in downtown.

Money is not a problem for me. I am single, living for free with my parents (I just pay a part of the rent), making a quite good living in my wageslave job. So getting one two whores in a month is a great investment.
But she doesn't like you and doesn't care about you. I am not against the idea of using escorts per se, but reality strikes hard. I for example never kissed a girl in my life, imagine me wanting to kiss escort girl and seeing disgust in her eyes. It would be painful experience.
 
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Does she give you a blowjob? With or without condom.
 
But she doesn't like you and doesn't care about you. I am not against the idea of using escorts per se, but reality strikes hard. I for example never kissed a girl in my life, imagine me wanting to kiss escort girl and seeing disgust in her eyes. It would be painful experience.
Who the fuck cares if she is not attracted of me? The only thing I demand and can only hope for is a quite good service and treatment compared to the escort I met in february.

They are professionals. They know that an ugly 90 year old with stained micropenis could show up. So obviously their brains are so damaged that they don't care if the client is ugly.

And by the way, there was a user in this site advocating for incels to visit escorts. Because for example let's say you get a girlfriend in the future. Do you think it is appropriate not being able to satisfy her? See this as a training and experience knowing you fucked a girl 10 x better looking than the stacies you see on nightclubs.
Does she give you a blowjob? With or without condom.
I don't know. But the one I met in february blowed me without condom.
 
Terrible cope
Save money for a VR device
Or a sex doll
lol not sure if you're being serious or not.
Sex dolls are shit and VR sex is just sad.
You'll always feel like you're missing out on the real deal with VR.

Prostitution is the oldest profession for a reason.

Imagine this forum existing in the caveman era and some ooga booga like you posting
"terrible cope. Save your hunted meat for a pony or a goat pussy" :feelskek:
 
lol not sure if you're being serious or not.
Sex dolls are shit and VR sex is just sad.
You'll always feel like you're missing out on the real deal with VR.

Prostitution is the oldest profession for a reason.

Imagine this forum existing in the caveman era and some ooga booga like you posting
"terrible cope. Save your hunted meat for a pony or a goat pussy" :feelskek:
None of that is sex. Its just masturbation.

The difference is that OP is not financing some whore's lifestyle.
You are not in position of mocking OnlyFans simps if you pay for "sex" with a whore.
 
None of that is sex. Its just masturbation.

The difference is that OP is not financing some whore's lifestyle.
You are not in position of mocking OnlyFans simps if you pay for "sex" with a whore.
Not comparable.

OFsimps get images that anyone can get for free online.
Hookercels get to ravage pussy, ass and mouth of a whore and degrade her just for a few hundred dollars(in some parts of the world it's even less than 50$). Which is honestly not a lot of you have enough money and plus not paying everyday. Once in a week is fine imo.
 
Get some viagra bro,And fap before fucking a hot whore or you cum instantly after penetration,Happened to me while scortcelling here in mexico,But i managed to keep my erection.
 
Not comparable.

OFsimps get images that anyone can get for free online.
Hookercels get to ravage pussy, ass and mouth of a whore and degrade her just for a few hundred dollars(in some parts of the world it's even less than 50$). Which is honestly not a lot of you have enough money and plus not paying everyday. Once in a week is fine imo.
What a bunch of cope. You talk like the escortcel is some sort of conqueror raping women. When he's paying a small fortune for sex and he can't do everything he want to if the whore does not let him.
Its degrading for both of them in the end. Just awful, artificial, disgusting transaction.
 
Started escortcelling for the first time in the beginning of february. Not the best first experience I had with a quite ugly eastern european girl that blurred her face in the ad. You can read about my experience in a thread that I started. This time I have learnt from my mistake. This time the girl is fully open in the ad with visible face. Smoking hot italian, beautiful, cute and quite kind and serviceminded over message. Curvy body and big tits (D cup). The ugly one I met in february had a b cup and small body like an asian teenager. Dick didn't even rise in the middle of the cold Swedish winter with her. Never going to make that mistake again. This girl is marginally more expensive, but often the more expensive girls give better service and is independent. And the weather is getting warmer. So I'll eat 2 sausages and drink some liquor before walking to the escorts apartment.

So this time it's the real deal. It is illegal to buy sex in Swedistan and police is frequently spying outside apartments, but I don't care. If the police catch me and register me as a sex offender in the view of the feminazi Swedish society, so let them catch me. I am too based to give a shit because of my inceldom.

I'll be giving you guys a review after my visit. My real journey begins now. Hopefully it can be a motivation to you all to start escortcelling and get some meaning with your lives.
Sweden is so cucked, I pray for you, good luck btw
 
What a bunch of cope. You talk like the escortcel is some sort of conqueror raping women. When he's paying a small fortune for sex and he can't do everything he want to if the whore does not let him.
Its degrading for both of them in the end. Just awful, artificial, disgusting transaction.
First of all, there is no cope. Only lifefuel. The simps paying onlyfans for pictures that they can only see knowing that they can get millions of nude pics for free on the internet is simply degrading yourself. These simps even pay onlyfans hoping the girl will love them in the future. The escortcel is based and gets what he wants. He knows the hooker is only there for the money.

Good luck living in you 80s knowing you fucked no girl at all in your life lmao.
Get some viagra bro,And fap before fucking a hot whore or you cum instantly after penetration,Happened to me while scortcelling here in mexico,But i managed to keep my erection.
I will never fap again before visiting the whore. My dick has to be alive and I have to be horny to being able having sex. I'll rather cum instantly within a minute instead of standing there with a non-working dick.
 
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First of all, there is no cope. Only lifefuel. The simps paying onlyfans for pictures that they can only see knowing that they can get millions of nude pics for free on the internet is simply degrading yourself. These simps even pay onlyfans hoping the girl will love them in the future. The escortcel is based and gets what he wants. He knows the hooker is only there for the money.

Good luck living in you 80s knowing you fucked no girl at all in your life lmao.
Good luck living in your 80s knowing you spent a big portion of your income on whores lmao. JFL at you thinking you are above OnlyFans simps. You are financing whores and their lifestyle, no matter how good it supposedly feels. Sex is mostly about validation anyway, whores are just glorified masturbation.
And yes many delusional simps think the paid whores actually enjoy sex with them and some even give them oral sex but that's another story.
 
Good luck living in your 80s knowing you spent a big portion of your income on whores lmao. JFL at you thinking you are above OnlyFans simps. You are financing whores and their lifestyle, no matter how good it supposedly feels. Sex is mostly about validation anyway, whores are just glorified masturbation.
And yes many delusional simps think the paid whores actually enjoy sex with them and some even give them oral sex but that's another story.
As long as the hookercel knows the girl is only there for the money then I don't see anything degrading the person. Most hookercels are based and just want the sex.

Let me be clear. I would rather die knowing I fucked 100 top quality girls (escorts) than dying knowing I fucked zero. These are the alternatives you and I have to choose between. Because there is no other alternative. Why take life so serious? You only live once ffs.

I have no problems with my conscience being aware I payed a lot of money to whores. As long as you don't overconsume it will not affect your budget dramatically. I am wagecucking and get a quite good living. I can't see the problem with paying 1-2 whores a month. It's not that much money at the end given that you get experience. I have no problems with the hookers getting a lot of money. They are there for us doing the dirty job. If noone would pay them we incels would basically have absolutely no alternatives to get pussy.
 
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OPe please also add your experiences here, good or bad:



Gooduck!
Thanks for the advice bro.
 
As long as the hookercel knows the girl is only there for the money then I don't see anything degrading the person. Most hookercels are based and just want the sex.

Let me be clear. I would rather die knowing I fucked 100 top quality girls (escorts) than dying knowing I fucked zero. These are the alternatives you and I have to choose between. Because there is no other alternative. Why take life so serious? You only live once ffs.

I have no problems with my conscience being aware I payed a lot of money to whores. As long as you don't overconsume it will not affect your budget dramatically. I am wagecucking and get a quite good living. I can't see the problem with paying 1-2 whores a month. It's not that much money at the end given that you get experience. I have no problems with the hookers getting a lot of money. They are there for us doing the dirty job. If noone would pay them we incels would basically have absolutely no alternatives to get pussy.
If you paid them $100, then that would be $100,000. That you decided to give to whores instead of people who deserve it. You think you are different, but you are not, you are paying to masturbate, just like them... if "sex" with a hooker counted, this forum would not even exist, because everyone could be a Chad.
 
If you paid them $100, then that would be $100,000. That you decided to give to whores instead of people who deserve it. You think you are different, but you are not, you are paying to masturbate, just like them... if "sex" with a hooker counted, this forum would not even exist, because everyone could be a Chad.

Just let brocels cope how they like.

In my area, $100000 over a lifetime is nothing for a wageslave to buy hard cope.
Once brocels get a couple of good escortmaxx experiences, theory ain't gonna stop them from doing it again.
 
Greetings. Hopefully future escortcel here. I recently learned that the poverty of the country has little to do with escort prices. It's mostly based on supply and I believe Spain to be one of the cheaper European countries. My questions are:

1. Did you tell them that you were a virgin the first time?
2. What happens if she is being a cunt and you get angry, like does she stab you?
3. Any idea on how I could sneak a knife near her?
4. Are older women better than younger?
5. What age are the women that you slept with?
6. Price, location etc?
 
Greetings. Hopefully future escortcel here. I recently learned that the poverty of the country has little to do with escort prices. It's mostly based on supply and I believe Spain to be one of the cheaper European countries. My questions are:

1. Did you tell them that you were a virgin the first time?
2. What happens if she is being a cunt and you get angry, like does she stab you?
3. Any idea on how I could sneak a knife near her?
4. Are older women better than younger?
5. What age are the women that you slept with?
6. Price, location etc?
Read the megathread.
But, no, don't bring a weapon.
 
Nope. Its a terrible cope. Expensive and makes you feel like shit afterwards. Just fap.
Kek, I've been doing it for 11 yrs, it's great.
 
If you paid them $100, then that would be $100,000. That you decided to give to whores instead of people who deserve it. You think you are different, but you are not, you are paying to masturbate, just like them... if "sex" with a hooker counted, this forum would not even exist, because everyone could be a Chad.
But the fact is that I have so much money at the end of the month just staying there in the bank account after bills payed. Spending like 5 % of my balance each month to a hooker is worth it. Its not like I am going bankrupt or that I am losing alot. The difference is if you go to hookers like 2 times a week. I do it maximum 1 time a month.

Technically sex is sex. Although you are correct that sex with a hooker is not the same when there is a genuine feeling between two people attracted to each other. Once again, look up the 2 alternatives I showed you. If you want to die knowing you don't even know how pussy feels like then that is your choice.
Greetings. Hopefully future escortcel here. I recently learned that the poverty of the country has little to do with escort prices. It's mostly based on supply and I believe Spain to be one of the cheaper European countries. My questions are:

1. Did you tell them that you were a virgin the first time?
2. What happens if she is being a cunt and you get angry, like does she stab you?
3. Any idea on how I could sneak a knife near her?
4. Are older women better than younger?
5. What age are the women that you slept with?
6. Price, location etc?
Only done it once before but here are my answers based on the meeting I had.

1. No. But she asked me if I was a virgin before we started. Probably because my dick was not rising when I pulled down my pants and sitting there on the couch. And I lied to her.
2. Generally escorts would never treat their clients that bad. If someone gives a bad review she would lose customers and money.
3. Don't bring knife. What if she has a pimp nearby?
4. From what I have heard from experienced Johns, the older ones give better service. The young ones just lay there undedicated and waiting for the time to end. But there are good young girls too probably.
5. The hooker I met in february was probably about 30.
6. Payed around 175 dollars for a girl situated in her apartment near downtown.
 
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You have loveless sex and you enjoy it. No reason to call yourself incel.
You even brag about it
Escortcels are some of the biggest fakecel larpers. I treat them just as if I could treat a sex haver. With disgust.
 
Good luck living in your 80s knowing you spent a big portion of your income on whores lmao. JFL at you thinking you are above OnlyFans simps. You are financing whores and their lifestyle, no matter how good it supposedly feels. Sex is mostly about validation anyway, whores are just glorified masturbation.
And yes many delusional simps think the paid whores actually enjoy sex with them and some even give them oral sex but that's another story.
Couldn't have said it better. Feel the same way.
 
Escortcels are some of the biggest fakecel larpers. I treat them just as if I could treat a sex haver. With disgust.
You are so angry at us probably because you are so scared to even pick up the phone and call an escort.
 
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You are so angry at us probably because you are so scared to pick up the phone and call an escort.
See? You're already bragging. This is sex haver behavior. You think you are superior to me. This is why you are not one of us.
 
See? You're already bragging. This is sex haver behavior. You think you are superior to me. This is why you are not one of us.
Haha you little fucking donkey. It is not against the community rules to brag about escortcelling here. What I get from escorts is easily accessible for you as well. So I am in no way some sort of chad compared to you. The difference is simply that I take the courage to pick up the phone and don't give a shit. I guess you get some anxiety just by saying Hi to a stranger over the phone...
 
Haha you little fucking donkey. It is not against the community rules to brag about escortcelling here. What I get from escorts is easily accessible for you as well. So I am in no way some sort of chad compared to you. The difference is simply that I take the courage to pick up the phone and don't give a shit. I guess you get some anxiety just by saying Hi to a stranger over the phone...
See? You have a superiority complex. You are not an incel and you will never be.

If I ever see you in person. I will fucking slit your throat and stick my dick in it.
 
Escortcels are some of the biggest fakecel larpers. I treat them just as if I could treat a sex haver. With disgust.
They unironically think "just fuck a hooker bro" is legit good advice.
 

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