NSFW Escortcel Megathread [KHHV trigger warning: do not enter]

[HotPotCel]

In response to feedback (the potential for pro-escortcel threads to trigger our brocels), curiosity from escort-curious cels and to maintain comraderie in the rest of the forum, here is a thread for escortcels, whorecels, sugarcels and curious cels to share experiences, ask questions and gain knowledge.

At the same time we are quarantining potential triggers and sadfuel here. If you don't want to be triggered don't click into this thread. Obviously NSFW so don't open in public.

Please: No homo. No crime. No pedo. No gore. No anti-escort rhetoric.

Ask your questions and share your experiences.

 

[Doomer28]

Nice, where should I begin? After 10 experiences I think escortcelling just made everything worse tbh. Also, I'm hooked on hookers. But I think it's a good idea to have a thread to discuss escortceldom, it's a topic that haven't been that discussed in the forum.

 

[HotPotCel]

HotPot guide for Lvl 1 escortcel

Educate yourself:
* Brothels and sugaring have their own rules, this list is about escorts
* The customs and practices of paid sex in your area may be different - do your research, ask people in the know
* Buying escort services may be illegal in your area - study this carefully
* Study the sex work lingo & jargon in your area

Searching for an escort:
* If it's too cheap to be true, it's a fake ad
* Don't be afraid to ask the whorstie relevant questions, but keep it easy and succinct
* Best to custom whorsties who work for themselves
* Read the ads carefully - understand her services, rates, extras, boundaries, etc
* Take all photos provided with a grain of salt - they may be shopped, or old, or stolen from another foid
* Be wary of whorsties asking for 'deposits' or other forms of transactions before meeting in person
* Very cheap foids will usually be old, ugly or druggies
* Don't see escorts in high-crime areas
* You may see the escort at your place, her place (usually short term rental or hotel), or your hotel
* Some escorts won't visit hotels less than 4 stars

Preparing for your session:
* Negotiate and clearly decide with the whorstie what service you will be purchasing (eg. 30 mins incall GFE, no extras)
* Pay attention to date, time, place and price
* Be polite, otherwise you'll get shit service
* Don't drink alcohol or take sedatives beforehand
* Make sure you have the cash, and a way of carrying it safely
* If possible, shower and do your hygiene (brush teeth, etc) before your session - and let them know you will do so - some whorsties charge for the time while you are in the shower at her place, etc
* Bring and use your own mouthwash and shower product
* Bring your own water / beverage
* Eat a light meal beforehand

Keep yourself safe:
* Carry your cash carefully
* If the building or neighbourhood looks dodgy, call it off
* If the whorstie looks different to (worse than) her ad, call it off
* Understand she'll likely have 'security' close by - a friend, a colleague, a simp, hired muscle, affiliates etc
* Understand she might have criminal, law enforcement, and politician simps who might fuck you up if you misbehave
* Understand you might end up on the local blacklist and really reduce your options in the future if you do dumb shit
* Behave yourself - you're there to receive a service, not for anything else
* You have to pay the money
* Remember that bad customers get bad service

The actual session:
* Be polite - you're buying a service
* Leave your politics and religion at the door
* Leave your incel rage & sadness at the door
* Money upfront
* The clock is ticking - don't spend too much time talking about nonsense
* When you're undressing, put everything (wallet, phone, jewellery, etc in your bag) - so you won't leave anything behind
* Use protection
* It is easiest to follow the standard pattern: oral > sex > coom in condom
* Foreplay only if it excites you
* Work your way up in terms of pace and intensity - start slow, take the time to soak up the experience
* Don't worry about the little details the first couple of times - just immerse yourself in the experience - it's about learning and enjoying
* Don't worry about how long you can fuck for or pleasuring her - that's more advanced stuff
* Pee and use mouth wash at the first instance after sex
* If you've booked less than an hour, don't try to cum or have sex twice
* Leave promptly once your time is up
* Check you have all your belongings

On your way home:
* Feel the difference in your body and your mind
* You might feel slightly spaced out - travel safely
* Don't get stuck on one whorstie even if you really like her - see her again but don't make her exclusive
* Take the time to learn about your own sexuality the first few times you have sex - this is on another level compared with porn and fapping - your likes, dislikes, abilities and quirks will be revealed to you gradually over the first year or two

 

[GripMaxxing]

thanks. needed this thread

 

[HotPotCel]

Nice, where should I begin? After 10 experiences I think escortcelling just made everything worse tbh. Also, I'm hooked on hookers. But I think it's a good idea to have a thread to discuss escortceldom, it's a topic that haven't been that discussed in the forum.

Sorry to hear that brocel. Do you get a sense of why that is?

I've been escortcel for around 10 years, on and off. Currently doing sugarcel.

 

[GripMaxxing]

* Understand she'll likely have 'security' close by - a friend, a colleague, a simp, hired muscle, affiliates etc

* Understand she might have criminal, law enforcement, and politician simps who might fuck you up if you misbehave

ngl that turns me off a bit

 

[HotPotCel]

thanks. needed this thread

ngl that turns me off a bit

All good. As long as you're not a fuck wit. I have had 0 problems over a decade.

 

[GripMaxxing]

Have you ever had an escort session without using a condom? If so, how much was it?

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

I'm being dead serious: this should be pinned to have a place to talk about escorting services and have brocels share their experiences. I haven't done it yet (24 yo) but I'm considering it within 1-2 years to see how it is. Ofc I would go with something midrange to test it, then we would see how it goes.

 

[HotPotCel]

Have you ever had an escort session without using a condom? If so, how much was it?

Very, very few escorts offer this apart from older noodle foids. If you want to raw and creampie a Stacey it may be at least $800 to $1000 per hour. Too rich for my blood.

I've had bareback sex with two massage foids who don't usually offer full service. Both around $250 for the hour. Took a while to know them and build up trust.
Massage parlours are a completely different game in my area though. The above guide doesn't apply.

I'm only doing sugarcel now. Sugarcel is usually bareback in my area.

I'm being dead serious: this should be pinned to have a place to talk about escorting services and have brocels share their experiences. I haven't done it yet (24 yo) but I'm considering it within 1-2 years to see how it is. Ofc I would go with something midrange to test it, then we would see how it goes.

Good plan. Mid-range at least. Don't start with bottom barrel.

 

[Doomer28]

HotPot guide for Lvl 1 escortcel

Educate yourself:
* Brothels and sugaring have their own rules, this list is about escorts
* The customs and practices of paid sex in your area may be different - do your research, ask people in the know
* Buying escort services may be illegal in your area - study this carefully
* Study the sex work lingo & jargon in your area

Searching for an escort:
* If it's too cheap to be true, it's a fake ad
* Don't be afraid to ask the whorstie relevant questions, but keep it easy and succinct
* Best to custom whorsties who work for themselves
* Read the ads carefully - understand her services, rates, extras, boundaries, etc
* Take all photos provided with a grain of salt - they may be shopped, or old, or stolen from another foid
* Be wary of whorsties asking for 'deposits' or other forms of transactions before meeting in person
* Very cheap foids will usually be old, ugly or druggies
* Don't see escorts in high-crime areas
* You may see the escort at your place, her place (usually short term rental or hotel), or your hotel
* Some escorts won't visit hotels less than 4 stars

Preparing for your session:
* Negotiate and clearly decide with the whorstie what service you will be purchasing (eg. 30 mins incall GFE, no extras)
* Pay attention to date, time, place and price
* Be polite, otherwise you'll get shit service
* Don't drink alcohol or take sedatives beforehand
* Make sure you have the cash, and a way of carrying it safely
* If possible, shower and do your hygiene (brush teeth, etc) before your session - and let them know you will do so - some whorsties charge for the time while you are in the shower at her place, etc
* Bring and use your own mouthwash and shower product
* Bring your own water / beverage
* Eat a light meal beforehand

Keep yourself safe:
* Carry your cash carefully
* If the building or neighbourhood looks dodgy, call it off
* If the whorstie looks different to (worse than) her ad, call it off
* Understand she'll likely have 'security' close by - a friend, a colleague, a simp, hired muscle, affiliates etc
* Understand she might have criminal, law enforcement, and politician simps who might fuck you up if you misbehave
* Understand you might end up on the local blacklist and really reduce your options in the future if you do dumb shit
* Behave yourself - you're there to receive a service, not for anything else
* You have to pay the money
* Remember that bad customers get bad service

The actual session:
* Be polite - you're buying a service
* Leave your politics and religion at the door
* Leave your incel rage & sadness at the door
* Money upfront
* The clock is ticking - don't spend too much time talking about nonsense
* When you're undressing, put everything (wallet, phone, jewellery, etc in your bag) - so you won't leave anything behind
* Use protection
* It is easiest to follow the standard pattern: oral > sex > coom in condom
* Foreplay only if it excites you
* Work your way up in terms of pace and intensity - start slow, take the time to soak up the experience
* Don't worry about the little details the first couple of times - just immerse yourself in the experience - it's about learning and enjoying
* Don't worry about how long you can fuck for or pleasuring her - that's more advanced stuff
* Pee and use mouth wash at the first instance after sex
* If you've booked less than an hour, don't try to cum or have sex twice
* Leave promptly once your time is up
* Check you have all your belongings

On your way home:
* Feel the difference in your body and your mind
* You might feel slightly spaced out - travel safely
* Don't get stuck on one whorstie even if you really like her - see her again but don't make her exclusive
* Take the time to learn about your own sexuality the first few times you have sex - this is on another level compared with porn and fapping - your likes, dislikes, abilities and quirks will be revealed to you gradually over the first year or two

Quality post. Agree for the most part.

thanks. needed this thread

Same.

Sorry to hear that brocel. Do you get a sense of why that is?

I've been escortcel for around 10 years, on and off. Currently doing sugarcel.

I started doing it last year, when I already knew that it was over for me (I was 28, now I'm 29).

I've always tried to choose wisely, reading reviews from other customers, checking if the pics are real and all that. I always take care of my hygiene, I'm always really respectful towards them and all that but lots of bad shit have happened to me. I got a yeast infection from one of them, another whore kicked me out after 18 or 19 minutes when I paid for 30, other whores asked me to cum after five minutes when I paid for 30. I developed oneitis for two of them, on the first and third encounter I didn't even had one single erection because I was nervous or something (I didn't even like the third whore, she looked like a drug addict). Also, I think I'm addicted to it, and after ten encounters I've never managed to cum. So yeah, I think escortcelling is not for everyone. Even after all of this I'm seriously thinking on doing it again (Last session was on December).

 

[GripMaxxing]

I'm only doing sugarcel now. Sugarcel is usually bareback in my area.

Alright so what really is sugarcelling? (im too lazy to google it so sry for asking too much)

 

[HotPotCel]

I got a yeast infection from one of them, another whore kicked me out after 18 or 19 minutes when I paid for 30, other whores asked me to cum after five minutes when I paid for 30. I developed oneitis for two of them, on the first and third encounter I didn't even had one single erection because I was nervous or something (I didn't even like the third whore, she looked like a drug addict). Also, I think I'm addicted to it, and after ten encounters I've never managed to cum. So yeah, I think escortcelling is not for everyone. Even after all of this I'm seriously thinking on doing it again (Last session was on December).

Damn brocel. That's brutal tbh. I've not experienced anywhere near your troubles after a decade.

Not sure about not being able coom with 10 sessions so far. Beyond my knowledge ngl.

Alright so what really is sugarcelling? (im too lazy to google it so sry for asking too much)

It's different around the world but basically either:
* You sponser a foid through an allowance/stipend and have sexual access to her
* You pay a foid per meet - amateur escorting

It sits between GFE and an actual waifu.

Sugarfoids aren't supposed to be pro sex workers. But some pros will pose as sugarbabes to drum up business. It's a much more complex thing tbh. Hard to explain in one post.

It's not something you should do until you have considerable escortcel experience and a few years moneymaxxing.

 

[Doomer28]

Damn brocel. That's brutal tbh. I've not experienced anywhere near your troubles after a decade.

Not sure about not being able coom with 10 sessions so far. Beyond my knowledge ngl.

And there's more. There was this whore who refused to kiss me (Very few kiss and for the most part they only give small pecks) and then i read on trick forums that she kiss the other customers, she kissed some 50yo guy but not me, it's always the same shit, they treat the other customers better than they treat me, quite brutal, and this one who kicked me out of her flat after 19min, everybody was saying she was awesome and giving her 5 stars ffs. I guess the problem is that i'm an ugly incel and they know it, it feels bad to see all these men having great sex with them while i get the assembly line treatment.

 

[HotPotCel]

I guess the problem is that i'm an ugly incel and they know it, it feels bad to see all these men having great sex with them while i get the assembly line treatment.

No doubt brocel. Many whorsties will give ugly men second-class treatment. Can't be helped ngl.

 

[Incline]

Might use this later, I already researched escorts in my city.

 

[HotPotCel]

Might use this later, I already researched escorts in my city.

Good lad. Let us know how you go.

And please share any photos, stories, advice, whatever.

 

[GripMaxxing]

 

[HotPotCel]

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Sexy, ngl. How much?

 

[GripMaxxing]

Sexy, ngl. How much?

1 Googol USD. Btw never expected an escortcel with this much experience using a silly cat avi. I expected someone with an avi like @rope2cope. Avi Halo effect.

 

[HotPotCel]

1 Googol USD. Btw never expected an escortcel with this much experience using a silly cat avi. I expected someone with an avi like @rope2cope. Avi Halo effect.

High wizard cat was a popular meme when I was young.

I always wanted to ascend before 30. Now I'm turning 34. So I'm a wizardcel - technically.

 

[Doomer28]

No doubt brocel. Many whorsties will give ugly men second-class treatment. Can't be helped ngl.

Yeah, this australian guy who have a youtube channel (Decline) had kinda similar problems to mine, I chatted with him on Discord a few times.

Escortcelling just made me hate foids even more. Brutal and blackpilled.

 

[HotPotCel]

Escortcelling just made me hate foids even more. Brutal and blackpilled.

Fuck. Why you doing it again though? Which part is addictive?

 

[Doomer28]

Fuck. Why you doing it again though? Which part is addictive?

Well, it's hard to explain, one of the reasons I guess it's because a part of me is thinking "next time will be better, next time will be different" and also because of the sense of unfulfillment, kind of a vicious cycle. And if you look at the half full glass, not everything is shitty anyway, sex can be fun and enjoyable sometimes, when they act shitty or rude I just try to keep calm, "ignore" them and enjoy whatever we're doing. I'm from Spain, here is about 50€ for 30min. (That's like 60USD i think) unfortunately I'm NEET so I rarely get money (Most money I've got was from past temporary jobs or similar things)

 

[Incline]

High wizard cat was a popular meme when I was young.

I always wanted to ascend before 30. Now I'm turning 34. So I'm a wizardcel - technically.

So since when did you escortmaxx

 

[Idotms]

ID tier thread ngl

 

[HotPotCel]

Well, it's hard to explain

Fuck, that's cheap compared to my area.

I understand what you mean.
I think, for me, my first time went really well and that set the tone for the next years I suppose.

So, my first time was actually at a brothel.
This was around 2010 I think?

Anyway, had walked past this brothel a few times. Tempted to go in but felt like it might be too expensive - my finances back in the day was not great.
Anyway, I was living in rental at the time, and one day the dressing mirror fell on the floor and I saw an envelope hidden at the back. It contained an equivalent of $150 USD. I took that as a sign and went whoreceling for the first time.

I went to the brothel and they did the 'line-up' for me - sat in a small room with red lights, the whoresties came in one by one for introductions.
I picked the youngest one, who was 20. I'd have been around 23 at the time. The manager gave me a special rate of 2 hours for something like $200.
Anyway, she was noodle (I am rice), slim figure, small tits, great ass, 6/10 face, great skin - realy fresh and youthful energy.
I was really conscious of my facial deformities and battling a degree of anxiety.
But we got talking, and it turns out my ancestors came from the same area that she just migrated from. That conversation helped me feel much more at ease.

I told her I was a virgin, and she thought that was sweet. She guided me in touching her. And after that, gave me a bareback blow job. Condom went on after a few minutes. Missionary and doggy for about 15 minutes. And then the biggest coom I've ever experienced up to that point.

I fell onto the bed next to her and was in shock ngl. I didn't know about incels and ascension and pills at that point. But I knew I just lost my V-card, and I couldn't believe how great sex felt. I'd had some lonely teen years, and before that encounter I had been high inhib and constantly intellectualising about the merits of keeping my V-card until I met my perfect waifu.

Anyway, it was another 10 minutes and a conversation about immigration or some shit, until I recovered enough to stand up. I went to take a shower. She came in and said we still had time. She knelt down in the shower and gave me a blowjob for a good 10 minutes until I came on her tiny tits. I washed up, thanked her, and left.

I felt really good about that experience ngl. I felt like I was on cloud-9 for a whole week. For the first time in a few years I wasn't constantly irritable and angry. That experience started my escortcel cope, and is worth a lot more to me than the $200 I paid.

I don't remember her face in much detail anymore. I don't recall her name either. But I look back on this memory fondly.

Thinking about my escortmaxx career, she was no where near the best looking I've met, or the youngest, but she was sweet, gentle, caring and had an innocence about her.

I don't recall the next few whorsties I fucked tbh. Too long ago now. But that first time was memorable.

So since when did you escortmaxx

 

[GripMaxxing]

Fuck, that's cheap compared to my area.

I understand what you mean.
I think, for me, my first time went really well and that set the tone for the next years I suppose.

So, my first time was actually at a brothel.
This was around 2010 I think?

Anyway, had walked past this brothel a few times. Tempted to go in but felt like it might be too expensive - my finances back in the day was not great.
Anyway, I was living in rental at the time, and one day the dressing mirror fell on the floor and I saw an envelope hidden at the back. It contained an equivalent of $150 USD. I took that as a sign and went whoreceling for the first time.

I went to the brothel and they did the 'line-up' for me - sat in a small room with red lights, the whoresties came in one by one for introductions.
I picked the youngest one, who was 20. I'd have been around 23 at the time. The manager gave me a special rate of 2 hours for something like $200.
Anyway, she was noodle (I am rice), slim figure, small tits, great ass, 6/10 face, great skin - realy fresh and youthful energy.
I was really conscious of my facial deformities and battling a degree of anxiety.
But we got talking, and it turns out my ancestors came from the same area that she just migrated from. That conversation helped me feel much more at ease.

I told her I was a virgin, and she thought that was sweet. She guided me in touching her. And after that, gave me a bareback blow job. Condom went on after a few minutes. Missionary and doggy for about 15 minutes. And then the biggest coom I've ever experienced up to that point.

Stopped reading until there. Too brutal for me. Wish I had money to escortcel, sounds like you actually had a good experience with it. Im a 17 year old KHHV with barely anything to do but rot on the sewers forums everyday. In what country are you escortcelling at that time? UK?

 

[HotPotCel]

ID tier thread ngl

Are you also a fellow escortcel?

Stopped reading until there. Too brutal for me. Wish I had money to escortcel, sounds like you actually had a good experience with it. Im a 17 year old KHHV with barely anything to do but rot on the sewers forums everyday. In what country are you escortcelling at that time? UK?

You'll be right. I was 23 when that happened. You've got years left tbh. No hurry.
I mostly rotted until 22/23.
But, if you want to try it, start trying to get some $$$ together.

Chadstralia at that point in time.

 

[Aadi]

God tier thread ngl. I'm a future escortcel.

I just wanna know

1.) How to fuck like a porn star for atleast 30 mins?

2.) Since I'm an average dickcel so does that make any difference in penetration especially when I'm with an escort with fat ass?

3.) Can I do anal with average dick?

Also, I feel like I know nothing about STDs besides using a condom. Is that enough? Do I have to know about other sex related diseases that can be transmitted through oral sex or touching a hole?

 

[Idotms]

Are you also a fellow escortcel?

no, it's cucked

 

[GripMaxxing]

no, it's cucked

less cucked than marrying for sex tbh.

 

[HotPotCel]

God tier thread ngl. I'm a future escortcel.

I just wanna know

1.) How to fuck like a porn star for atleast 30 mins?

2.) Since I'm an average dickcel so does that make any difference in penetration especially when I'm with an escort with fat ass?

3.) Can I do anal with average dick?

Also, I feel like I know nothing about STDs besides using a condom. Is that enough? Do I have to know about other sex related diseases that can be transmitted through oral sex or touching a hole?

I knew you'd show up. Welcome fellow escortcel.

1. Experience, supplements, drugs (not recommended).
Also, after your first coom, you last longer.

2. With a 5 or 6" pener, most positions are doable. If the whorstie has a huge ass then YMMV. It depends on a few other things like the position of the vagina opening, their thigh size, width of hips, etc.

3. Yes. Most escorts don't do anal or won't do anal with a large pener. I've only ever done anal once, and it's not really my thing. Hopefully someone else can chime in.

4. STDs. Wear a condom. Don't lick a whorstie out. They'll check your pener for disease, you should do the same with their vag.
STDs depends on the area. SEA has heaps of it. Anglosphere usually safer.

no, it's cucked

Breaking my heart ngl

less cucked than marrying for sex tbh.

Yes, precisely. Cheaper than betabuxx. Much more variety. No risk of kids or dead bedroom. No risk of divorce rape.

 

[Aadi]

Thanks for the tips bro.
I'm working out my glutes and hamstrings a lot and plus I plan on cardio maxxing for stamina and getting down to single digit body fat before my first experience.
I feel like that would be more than enough.

 

[HotPotCel]

Thanks for the tips bro.
I'm working out my glutes and hamstrings a lot and plus I plan on cardio maxxing for stamina and getting down to single digit body fat before my first experience.
I feel like that would be more than enough.

More than enough... But if you are young and a virgin, you might coom prematurely even if you are an Olympic athlete.

Learning to fuck is also more than just power and stamina. It's much more about coordination, rhythm, control, responsiveness, etc.

I was not particularly fit, nor did I take any drugs or supplements my first time. And I still had a good experience.

 

[Idotms]

less cucked than marrying for sex tbh.

Cope

 

[HotPotCel]

Please this is not a thread debating cuckness of escortcel. Back on topic brocels.
This thread has gotten me reminiscing.

I will tell you an interesting story with an escort. This was my first and only experience with a Latam foid.

This happened around 4 years ago in Argentina. I had been travelling for about 2 weeks by that point, and really wanted to coom. So I made a dumb decision to hastily arrange an incall escort one night. (No research, foreigh country, bad idea.)

Booking made via texting app after searching through local escort sites.
Higher end service catering for tourists - about $250 USD an hour.

This chick was a pale Latam girl, local Argentinian. She agreed to see me because she liked anime and wanted to try a riceman. But she spoke so little English that we communicated through Google translate.

19 yo, brunette, pale skin, 8/10, sakura tattoo on her back, tall and on the slimmer side, B cup, big bubbly ass.

We kissed and did missionary, cowgirl and doggy. I coomed hard as I'd been blueballed for 2 weeks. She was nice to look at. Her butt was excellent.

We carried on more conversation through Google translate. She talked about wanting to visit Japan, and trying to save money through escorting to afford the trip.

My time was up, but her apartment door had been locked from the outside by her friend (another whorstie) who went to buy dinner. Her friend had taken the only key.

So we were locked together in the apartment for another 45 minutes together. I started getting a bit stressed. I thought her friend was locking me in so she could round up thugs to rob me. My whorstie tried to calm me, but we couldn't communicate very well through the translator. My anxiety was pretty high right then ngl.

My whorstie then jerked me to another erection and guided me inside her for missionary fucking. By the time I finished cooming the second time her friend had returned. It had been an honest mistake.

I walked out of there a tired but happy cel. A bit of stress for a free 45 minute extension was worth it I guess?

But, in retrospect, things could have turned out differently. I was definitely thinking with my dick and not my brain. An on-the-spot booking without prior research, in an unfamiliar foreign country was a very stupid decision. It could have ended badly. If the whorsties had decided to lock me in and extort me, I'd have no avenue to seek assistance. I'd recommend outcalls to your hotel when you're travelling tbh.
Thankfully it turned out very well.

 

[over4men]

HotPot guide for Lvl 1 escortcel

Educate yourself:
* Brothels and sugaring have their own rules, this list is about escorts
* The customs and practices of paid sex in your area may be different - do your research, ask people in the know
* Buying escort services may be illegal in your area - study this carefully
* Study the sex work lingo & jargon in your area

Searching for an escort:
* If it's too cheap to be true, it's a fake ad
* Don't be afraid to ask the whorstie relevant questions, but keep it easy and succinct
* Best to custom whorsties who work for themselves
* Read the ads carefully - understand her services, rates, extras, boundaries, etc
* Take all photos provided with a grain of salt - they may be shopped, or old, or stolen from another foid
* Be wary of whorsties asking for 'deposits' or other forms of transactions before meeting in person
* Very cheap foids will usually be old, ugly or druggies
* Don't see escorts in high-crime areas
* You may see the escort at your place, her place (usually short term rental or hotel), or your hotel
* Some escorts won't visit hotels less than 4 stars

Preparing for your session:
* Negotiate and clearly decide with the whorstie what service you will be purchasing (eg. 30 mins incall GFE, no extras)
* Pay attention to date, time, place and price
* Be polite, otherwise you'll get shit service
* Don't drink alcohol or take sedatives beforehand
* Make sure you have the cash, and a way of carrying it safely
* If possible, shower and do your hygiene (brush teeth, etc) before your session - and let them know you will do so - some whorsties charge for the time while you are in the shower at her place, etc
* Bring and use your own mouthwash and shower product
* Bring your own water / beverage
* Eat a light meal beforehand

Keep yourself safe:
* Carry your cash carefully
* If the building or neighbourhood looks dodgy, call it off
* If the whorstie looks different to (worse than) her ad, call it off
* Understand she'll likely have 'security' close by - a friend, a colleague, a simp, hired muscle, affiliates etc
* Understand she might have criminal, law enforcement, and politician simps who might fuck you up if you misbehave
* Understand you might end up on the local blacklist and really reduce your options in the future if you do dumb shit
* Behave yourself - you're there to receive a service, not for anything else
* You have to pay the money
* Remember that bad customers get bad service

The actual session:
* Be polite - you're buying a service
* Leave your politics and religion at the door
* Leave your incel rage & sadness at the door
* Money upfront
* The clock is ticking - don't spend too much time talking about nonsense
* When you're undressing, put everything (wallet, phone, jewellery, etc in your bag) - so you won't leave anything behind
* Use protection
* It is easiest to follow the standard pattern: oral > sex > coom in condom
* Foreplay only if it excites you
* Work your way up in terms of pace and intensity - start slow, take the time to soak up the experience
* Don't worry about the little details the first couple of times - just immerse yourself in the experience - it's about learning and enjoying
* Don't worry about how long you can fuck for or pleasuring her - that's more advanced stuff
* Pee and use mouth wash at the first instance after sex
* If you've booked less than an hour, don't try to cum or have sex twice
* Leave promptly once your time is up
* Check you have all your belongings

On your way home:
* Feel the difference in your body and your mind
* You might feel slightly spaced out - travel safely
* Don't get stuck on one whorstie even if you really like her - see her again but don't make her exclusive
* Take the time to learn about your own sexuality the first few times you have sex - this is on another level compared with porn and fapping - your likes, dislikes, abilities and quirks will be revealed to you gradually over the first year or two

very high quality post. this deserves to get pinned

 

[HotPotCel]

very high quality post. this deserves to get pinned

Thank you, brocel.

Before I sign off for the day, I will share a sadder experience.

This was in my first year of escortmaxx. My first escort after several visits to local brothels. I did not know much about the escort scene, so I organised the booking with a local escort agency, without even seeing any pictures (don't do this). It was $300 for the hour.

What arrived at my door was beyond my expectations. 21 yo, very slim, 9/10 face, A cup, blond hair, blue eyes. Very beautiful and youthful. There was an accent when she spoke - turns out she is visiting from Germany.

However, she made no eye contact with me. I think she could not stomach my disfigured face. Perhaps she was inexperienced? She could not hide her discomfort.

This little angel gave me a very average covered BJ, then jumped on my pener and rode me cowgirl, fast and pretty hard. She had her eyes closed the entire time, maybe thinking about a Chad she had back in Germany. I was surprised she could thrust so powerfully given her small size. I coomed very, very hard and she kept riding me after too. This was the first time I've been fucked to an orgasm (where I was the passive participant). I really felt like she fucked me, and not the other way round.

There was still time on the clock, but she refused to have sex a second time. She said that she usually did $500 bookings and not $300 bookings, so I could only have sex once.

She asked me what I did for a job. I answered her. It's a pretty specialised field. She was very shocked by this, and told me both her parents worked in the same field in Germany... There is a chance I know them. She was not responsive for a minute, and looked stressed.

She asked to have a shower, and spent 20 minutes in there. I could hear her softly sobbing. She then walked out of my apartment without saying goodbye.

This was a slightly bitter experience. On the one hand, she had a top 3 prettiest face in my escortmaxx career and rode me really well, but on the other she really did appear distressed at the end, and it bothers me not knowing exactly why.

Was I too ugly for her to fuck? Was she crying because I was so subhuman that it was suifuel for her to fuck me? Or was it because our conversation reminded her of her parents?

Sad little blonde angel. One of the most memorable occurrences in my life. One of my sadder and more bitter sessions.

 

[Miserable]

 

[HeroinNihilism]

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[rope2cope]

ESCORTCELS GTFIH

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

Thank you, brocel.

Before I sign off for the day, I will share a sadder experience.

This was in my first year of escortmaxx. My first escort after several visits to local brothels. I did not know much about the escort scene, so I organised the booking with a local escort agency, without even seeing any pictures (don't do this). It was $300 for the hour.

What arrived at my door was beyond my expectations. 21 yo, very slim, 9/10 face, A cup, blond hair, blue eyes. Very beautiful and youthful. There was an accent when she spoke - turns out she is visiting from Germany.

However, she made no eye contact with me. I think she could not stomach my disfigured face. Perhaps she was inexperienced? She could not hide her discomfort.

This little angel gave me a very average covered BJ, then jumped on my pener and rode me cowgirl, fast and pretty hard. She had her eyes closed the entire time, maybe thinking about a Chad she had back in Germany. I was surprised she could thrust so powerfully given her small size. I coomed very, very hard and she kept riding me after too. This was the first time I've been fucked to an orgasm (where I was the passive participant). I really felt like she fucked me, and not the other way round.

There was still time on the clock, but she refused to have sex a second time. She said that she usually did $500 bookings and not $300 bookings, so I could only have sex once.

She asked me what I did for a job. I answered her. It's a pretty specialised field. She was very shocked by this, and told me both her parents worked in the same field in Germany... There is a chance I know them. She was not responsive for a minute, and looked stressed.

She asked to have a shower, and spent 20 minutes in there. I could hear her softly sobbing. She then walked out of my apartment without saying goodbye.

This was a slightly bitter experience. On the one hand, she had a top 3 prettiest face in my escortmaxx career and rode me really well, but on the other she really did appear distressed at the end, and it bothers me not knowing exactly why.

Was I too ugly for her to fuck? Was she crying because I was so subhuman that it was suifuel for her to fuck me? Or was it because our conversation reminded her of her parents?

Sad little blonde angel. One of the most memorable occurrences in my life. One of my sadder and more bitter sessions.

Hi brocel, just want to tell you just in case: don't beat yourself over it, it's not your fault she cried. You treated her with more respect than she ever gave you.

 

[HotPotCel]

Hi brocel, just want to tell you just in case: don't beat yourself over it, it's not your fault she cried. You treated her with more respect than she ever gave you.

Thanks brocel. I was only 23/24 at the time, and much more obsessive and emotional than I am now. I don't feel like I did anything wrong, apart from having a deformed face.
She'd be around 30 now - I wonder if she's still whoring.

Background: https://incels.co/threads/this-is-it-im-doing-it.274531/

So I started the day by taking a long shower (lol) and shaved all the hair around the dick for the day of my life. Brushed my teeth and used a tongue scraper before the meeting. Took the bus to the center and went directly to an ATM to take out 165 dollars. Then took the train to the city which was delayed due to cold weather and snow. Wrote to her on whatsapp if she was at home and if I could come in. She was still doing something else and was probably shopping so I just walked around the area in cold freeze weather. Asked for the password to the property if the door eventually had any so that eventually the police was not monitoring the estate as they would suspect someone who stand outside the street door for too long. Her english was terrible and she misunderstood me and became angry in text because of my question. She then told me that she was inside the entrance of the estate and was waiting for me. I wrote that I was there and she got quite angry again because she couldn't see me when I was actually just 10 seconds from the street door. So she opened the street door with a kind of angry face and made sighs while holding a bag from the grocery store.

We took the elevator and she asked where I was from with a kind of bitter face. I said that I was from ethnicistan but was born in this country. She was from Hungary. Right before she opened the door the inexperienced asshole (me) took out the money before we came into the apartment. She got angry and said that I should not hurry up with that since her neighboors can see this. She didn't look good in the face at all and I can understand why she censored her face from the advertisement. So we went in and my dick was stone cold. My dick was not working for 4 days and I was for some reason not horny for like a week and I was extremely scared that my dick was not going to raise. She asked me if I was a virgin and I lied and said "no" and said that I have had sex long time before. So she started to blow me without condom in order to get my dick erected. It didn't work at all. She sucked my dick and my dick made some progress so she inserted the condom and I then told her to ride me in cowgirl position. She put my dick in the pussy and tried to ride me but continued to complain about my small dick. So she blowed me again, put a new condom, and I did doggy style for like 10 seconds until she said that it was not going to work with this dick. She said that time's up and I said that it was my fault for not calling her while horny. She was also skinny and her body was nowhere like the pictures and the breasts were saggy... Small ass instead of the big ass that I saw in the pictures. So I said thank you for the service and she opened the door to farewell me and asking me to give a nice review on the website which I did even though in reality I should have given her 1 stars out of 5. Felt extremely disgusted after this. Money thrown in the sea. But hopefully I have learnt from my mistakes. Next time I will only choose a girl that advertises with her face uncensored and that for real is a 10/10 while my libido is atleast in a normal condition. And no more eastern europeans from Hungary or Romania. My feeling is that she was pimped. Felt bad when I saw a picture of a small boy in her mobile background. Probably her son... and here I am paying for a hooker that might be pimped. Poor son.

Unfortunately it seems like my brain has been damaged by porn all these years. It has made me completely impotent and I pray to God that it will be restored, because as I am right now I will not be able to even enjoy hookermaxxing with a 10/10 because of this. Maybe I should try viagra next time.

To be continued...

I'm pasting this first time story from another thread. Pretty terrible experience from @thewageslave. Not going to bash him - it's his first time, and he seems a sensitive and decent cel.

But my take from this is:
* Don't see a whorestie if you're not horny or healthy (dick not working)
* Research, research, research - but kerp in mind you won't always get to see a face pic - an element of gambling always exist
* If she gives you attitude on texting, move on
* If she gets angry at you, move on
* If you find her unattractive, move on
* Don't be hesitant to cancel your session on the spot - use that money and do something nice for yourself
* Don't flash cash in public
* If your pener is limp, sticking it in the vag won't help - just continue with blow job and get the whorestie to use her hands

Thst is all.

 

[HotPotCel]

Let me tell you about an aborted session.

I had seen on a local internet escort directory there was a New Sheepland foid and her friend travelling to my country, and were offering escort service. Advertised herself as 19, slim, cumskin. The pricing was good - not cheap, but around $50 cheaper than average local escorts.

I texted her, and got replies back quickly and in perfect English. That reassured me as there are many fake-ad rice operators in my country. She also sent me some selfie photos with her phone number in it.

Anyway an incall was booked and I rocked up to her private apartment. Kek & behold, it was a noodlewhore in her late 20s, nice body but obviously much older than 19, and 5/10 face. She spoke only a little bit of English. She tried very hard to convince me to stay, offered a small discount, and even dragged her friend out of bed (sleeping) to see if I wanted to fuck her friend - who was a younger ricewhale.

I fucked off. Turned around and left. I blocked 'her' number on my phone, reported it for illegal activities with my telcom.

I was angry as fuck. They wasted my time. But they probably had affiliates in the same building, so I wasn't going to cause a scene.

I treated myself to a movie and some nice food after.

The learning points for me from this were:
* FAKE Ads are everywhere and getting harder to spot all the time
* Agencies employ young, local girls who can talk and text properly to operate their phones, but these are not the foids you'll be seeing
* To avoid reverse searching, agencies pay Staceys for their selfies - often with her holding a piece of paper so they can photoshop a number in there
* These scammers rely on guys being either too horny, too intoxicated or too high inhib to walk out

Don't hesitate to walk out, brocel.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Pee and use mouth wash at the first instance after sex

Why?

 

[HotPotCel]

Why?

Prevent STDs.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Too poor, too high inhib and autistic/socially anxious, and also live where it's illegal to get an escort.
I don't really want to pay for sex anyway
plus it would probably just depress me badly

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

1.) How to fuck like a porn star for atleast 30 mins?

SSRI pills, like paroxetine. Take it for a few weeks at max dose.

Without SSRI pills I can't last more than 15 seconds in masturbation.

Prevent STDs.

Peeing prevents STDs? Didn't you use condom? Why mouthwash? I haven't ever used one in my life.

 

[usernamesevn]

Independent or agency?