Experiment [Gigacope] [ArrangeMarriageMaxxing] [Insha'Allah] I'm converting to Christianity

[DepravedAndDeprived]

For years I have been playing around with the idea of joining a turbo-fundamentalist church in the hopes of getting arranged married to a pious woman. It has always been merely a fantasy, a potent cope. Lately however I've been taking the idea more seriously. I am now fairly certain that I will unironically pursue this avenue.

In regards to ascension, I am aware that the odds are against me. No religion for your face, after all. But I'd like to give it a try nonetheless. Even if I fail, I believe that fundamentalism is one of the strongest bastions against degeneracy/zog/globohomo. I have only to gain and nothing to lose.

I have been attending Sunday church every weeks for a couple of months. I will soon take up a Bible course. Meanwhile, I'm spending a great deal of effort trying to find out more what my options are. After all 90% of modern churches are homosexual filth. I wish to find the church which maximises my chances of ascension and the strongest safeguard against globohomo.

Also if you suggest I become a muslim instead, I have hereby pre-empted you. Muhammad is a fake nigger prophet. Suck it muzzies

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Nice cope but not gonna happen, too unrealistic, chico

 

[manletogre]

Christcuck , Christianity is dead they welcome faggots and hold faggot flags up church

While Muslim throw these fags off buildings

 

[Transcended Trucel]

For years I have been playing around with the idea of joining a turbo-fundamentalist church in the hopes of getting arranged married to a pious woman. It has always been merely a fantasy, a potent cope. Lately however I've been taking the idea more seriously. I am now fairly certain that I will unironically pursue this avenue.

In regards to ascension, I am aware that the odds are against me. No religion for your face, after all. But I'd like to give it a try nonetheless. Even if I fail, I believe that fundamentalism is one of the strongest bastions against degeneracy/zog/globohomo. I have only to gain and nothing to lose.

I have been attending Sunday church every weeks for a couple of months. I will soon take up a Bible course. Meanwhile, I'm spending a great deal of effort trying to find out more what my options are. After all 90% of modern churches are homosexual filth. I wish to find the church which maximises my chances of ascension and the strongest safeguard against globohomo.

Also if you suggest I become a muslim instead, I have hereby pre-empted you. Muhammad is a fake nigger prophet. Suck it muzzies

what denomination? don't evangelical Maxx, those are cucks

 

[ReconElement]

Don't you have any trad pagan peoples in Jewrope? It'd even coincide with your white idealism?

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

Christcuck , Christianity is dead they welcome faggots and hold faggot flags up church

While Muslim throw these fags off buildings

I believe that there are still some viable churches out there.

what denomination? don't evangelical Maxx, those are cucks

I do not know. A church that condones arranged marriage, rejects all forms of modernism, and has a reasonable presence here in Western Europe (unvaxxed so I can't migrate to America JFL)

Don't you have any trad pagan peoples in Jewrope? It'd even coincide with your white idealism?

99% of trad pagans are basically just /pol/ but IRL. They're nearly all male. I do respect them but there's not a chance that I'll ascend in these circles.

Nice cope but not gonna happen, too unrealistic, chico

Which part? The conversion or the ascension?

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

I believe that there are still some viable churches out there.

I do not know. A church that condones arranged marriage, rejects all forms of modernism, and has a reasonable presence here in Western Europe (unvaxxed so I can't migrate to America JFL)

99% of trad pagans are basically just /pol/ but IRL. They're nearly all male. I do respect them but there's not a chance that I'll ascend in these circles.

Which part? The conversion or the ascension?

The whole entire plan, mang

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Join a sect.

 

[Amir]

Most of those 'pious' women are born again virgins

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

The whole entire plan, mang

Cope

Join a sect.

Which one?

Most of those 'pious' women are born again virgins

Tbhtbh