Story Gigachad cousin telling me about how easy life is with women

[Cuyen]

Go E-ahh

 

[engineerescortceler]

Well tbh statistically this is a
1% of 1% of 1%. 1 in a million I gues

 

[Dolicocephalic]

fuck it here's the pic of cousin

He's public figure anyway as doc, we're all praising him for his looks, whatever

He's a dark haired version of Dolph Lundgren

My fraternal twin brother is a Chad-Lite version of marlon teixeira

And I'm a dolichocephalic jason statham with a recessed jaw and bald head.


Heh

Thanks god.

 

[musicel]

lol. you didnt lie.

 

[Zielony4]

Damn, wish I didn't read that as soon as I woke up. Time to go back to sleep.