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My cousin is a gigachad, 6'7 triathlete with perfect, large masculine jaw and protruding chin, exactly like Dolph Lundgren, flawless teeth, perfect slanted ideal thickness nose, thick and dark eyebrows and head hair and dark magical eyes, and perfect lips and cheekbones and midface and EVERYTHING. When he smiles he smiles perfectly, in that its visually a flawless thing to witness, and looks like how a smile is supposed to look on perfectly beautiful people.
And this nigger right here has the nerve to tell me,
"Yea bro you just gotta go up to the girls and tell them what you want man! its easy! lol Im seeing three girls right now in different european cities and I drive around visiting them (did I mention he's also a SPECIALIST OPHTHALMOLOGIST SURGEON/DOCTOR who trained at Karolinska Institute in Sweden?), and I just can't keep up with all the hundreds of matches on tinder. Its too tough man, lol there are too many girls to choose from"
I was on a phone call with him where he was telling me this a few minutes ago, and I was looking at his face in his whatsapp profile picture during the call and putting all his words into my minds eye and the suicidefuel was agonizing. This guy lives in a different world, has anything and everything he could possibly want in life (Did I mention the three girls he's been banging in Hungary, Austria and Poland are all flawless 10/10's, and two of them are thicc athletic with massive racks?? Fucking christ)
He's a 10/10 male and is an officer at Mensa with ridiculous IQ, and is a medical doctor. I have no words. I don't understand how he's my immediate cousin and lives such a different world. I wish this story was bullshit but it IS NOT. It's goddamn legit. I swear I remember he's got some awards or something from Karolinska med school when he published papers with some chick he was banging that revolutionized some biomedical shit or whatever. The fucker is the GOAT
And this nigger right here has the nerve to tell me,
"Yea bro you just gotta go up to the girls and tell them what you want man! its easy! lol Im seeing three girls right now in different european cities and I drive around visiting them (did I mention he's also a SPECIALIST OPHTHALMOLOGIST SURGEON/DOCTOR who trained at Karolinska Institute in Sweden?), and I just can't keep up with all the hundreds of matches on tinder. Its too tough man, lol there are too many girls to choose from"
I was on a phone call with him where he was telling me this a few minutes ago, and I was looking at his face in his whatsapp profile picture during the call and putting all his words into my minds eye and the suicidefuel was agonizing. This guy lives in a different world, has anything and everything he could possibly want in life (Did I mention the three girls he's been banging in Hungary, Austria and Poland are all flawless 10/10's, and two of them are thicc athletic with massive racks?? Fucking christ)
He's a 10/10 male and is an officer at Mensa with ridiculous IQ, and is a medical doctor. I have no words. I don't understand how he's my immediate cousin and lives such a different world. I wish this story was bullshit but it IS NOT. It's goddamn legit. I swear I remember he's got some awards or something from Karolinska med school when he published papers with some chick he was banging that revolutionized some biomedical shit or whatever. The fucker is the GOAT
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