Serious get a fucking fleshlight retard

[Indari]

It is massive lifefuel and makes masturbating so much better. The one I have (fleshlight surge go) was only $60. A worthy investment.

No it doesn't require a lot of maintenance all you have to do is wash the lube and cum out of it after each use which takes like one minute and let it dry.

I've seen people here say they own one but their hand is better and I find this hard to believe. Do you have one with a texture inside? Are you washing it after every use? Are you making sure to only use water based lube and not to use any other stuff on it that degrades the material? I also hear that using cornstarch on it restores the softness so that would be a good idea to do every once in a while.

 

[Hunter]

or you could stop playing yourself and get on nofap. costs $0, no maintenance.

 

[Ignas]

Would buy if it could be shipped to my country

 

[Jockcel]

or you could stop playing yourself and get on nofap. costs $0, no maintenance.

 

[Konon]

Or you could just rope

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

or you could stop playing yourself and get on nofap. costs $0, no maintenance.

cope

 

[Insalsa]

or you could stop playing yourself and get on nofap. costs $0, no maintenance.

 

[takERisks]

Or you could just rope

 

[Frottbott]

2nd time writing this, but through meditation I can just lay in bed and cum without touching anything. Sounds way better than a gay fleshlight. It literally feels like a foid is touching it. Not nearly as good as the real thing, but It's getting a bit better and exponentially at that.

 

[Hunter]

cope

nope

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

nope

pope

 

[Felix97]

or you could stop playing yourself and get on nofap. costs $0, no maintenance.

this

 

[Deleted member 3291]

get a lolihole

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01HSYVMM0/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Not a possibility.

 

[Hunter]

pope

slope

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

slope

gay

 

[ValiantThor2]

It is massive lifefuel and makes masturbating so much better. The one I have (fleshlight surge go) was only $60. A worthy investment.

No it doesn't require a lot of maintenance all you have to do is wash the lube and cum out of it after each use which takes like one minute and let it dry.

I've seen people here say they own one but their hand is better and I find this hard to believe. Do you have one with a texture inside? Are you washing it after every use? Are you making sure to only use water based lube and not to use any other stuff on it that degrades the material? I also hear that using cornstarch on it restores the softness so that would be a good idea to do every once in a while.

 

[Allcel]

Or you could just rope

 

[Blindcell]

I lucidmax

Just the other night I was fucking 6 beauties and was having multiple orgasms in the span of mere seconds and the dream lasted for like an hour or so.

Seems I don't have wet dreams so I my brain just keeps orgasming like a woman. I'll tell ya it's fucking awesome.

 

[Indari]

itt ZERO iq
jfc

 

[Deleted member 5861]

itt ZERO iq
jfc

IQ, there we now have 2.

 

[Garbage Life]

I thought about buying. Only thing is where would I hide it?

 

[Deleted member 10314]

You're making me want to buy one now.

Or you could just rope

 

[The End]

I have 3 masturbation devices. A Tenga, a fake ass/vag, and a head. I don't use any of them; my hand is better. It's simple convenience -- my hand is always nearby to rub my cock.

I dunno. I've masturbated a zillion times, and it's just not cutting the mustard. By this point my sex-drive is mostly mental, since I'm basically impotent anyway. I wanna play with girls' bodies.

Tell me: how do men not just gang-rape girls everywhere? We need some universal hand-signals; so if a bunch of guys are eyeing a hot waitress at a restaurant, we can all silently agree to gang rape her.

 

[Zesto]

I've been through this with you already. The Japanese have created a superior product called an onahole.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Nothing beats a doll

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I've been through this with you already. The Japanese have created a superior product called an onahole.

What is the difference?

 

[Deleted member 1410]

pope

pope on a rope

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

pope on a rope

gay

 

[anon]

Fleshlight feels better than my shitty callused hand, but it needs to be warm and lube itself is not enough, you need some warm/hot water too to break down the lube a bit. I usually just nuke a cup of water in my microwave until it boils. It stays hot for 30 minutes easily which is usually how long my sessions take. I just sprinkle a bit of warm water on my dick/fleshlight every couple of minutes to keep it nice and warm and it helps with making the lube not feel as viscous. It feels great.

When I jerk off with my hand I don't really feel anything when I cum, but with the fleshlight I actually spas out a bit from how much better it feels. Kind of like the first time you came when you were a kid, but not quite. That first cum when I was a kid was incredible, I haven't been able to achieve that feeling since.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

id rather fuck an escort tbh

 

[Deleted member 677]

Tell me: how do men not just gang-rape girls everywhere? We need some universal hand-signals; so if a bunch of guys are eyeing a hot waitress at a restaurant, we can all silently agree to gang rape her.

 

[Ritalincel]

or you could

 

[hamiltoncel]

I have 3 masturbation devices. A Tenga, a fake ass/vag, and a head. I don't use any of them; my hand is better. It's simple convenience -- my hand is always nearby to rub my cock.

I dunno. I've masturbated a zillion times, and it's just not cutting the mustard. By this point my sex-drive is mostly mental, since I'm basically impotent anyway. I wanna play with girls' bodies.

Tell me: how do men not just gang-rape girls everywhere? We need some universal hand-signals; so if a bunch of guys are eyeing a hot waitress at a restaurant, we can all silently agree to gang rape her.

Yikes. Sweaty you need to take a break.

 

[Clock Tower]

Left curve gang
Fleshlight hurts my dick

 

[Timecel]

agree with op, i paid like 30 bucks for mine and it's really nice.

 

[KingChemist]

Agreed. Amazing investment for an incel.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

be interested to here from any escortcels how different it is between fucking a fleshlight and an actual pussy.

 

[Anger]

Death upon nofapers

 

[Indari]

be interested to here from any escortcels how different it is between fucking a fleshlight and an actual pussy.

she was loose as fuck and too fat for me to stay inside and im 6 1/4 inches

 

[Indari]

Did it feel good tho?

no

 

[Deleted member 1983]

no

so your saying a fleshlight is a lot tighter than an actual pussy?

 

[Rice Cel]

she was loose as fuck and too fat for me to stay inside and im 6 1/4 inches

Why would you buy yourself a fat hooker?

 

[Indari]

so your saying a fleshlight is a lot tighter than an actual pussy?

tighter than a 30syo roast beef escort

Why would you buy yourself a fat hooker?

im retarded
brain wasn't functioning that night

 

[Untermenschcel]

 

[K.Y.Vocel]

https://www.amazon.com/Original-Sin...p/B000N8YOI8?ref_=bl_dp_s_web_2601953011&th=1
I bought one of these... it fucking sucked and NOT IN A GOOD WAY, is this what an actual fleshlight feels like if anyone tried it , cause it was horrible and didn't feel any better than my hand it was also warmed up too so any suggestions for anything better or if they're like this piece of shit.

 

[Haywire]

Tell me: how do men not just gang-rape girls everywhere? We need some universal hand-signals; so if a bunch of guys are eyeing a hot waitress at a restaurant, we can all silently agree to gang rape her.

laws,prison,whiteknights.

 

[Deleted member 60]

STFU fakecel scum

 

[Animas]

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fuuuuuuuckkkkk cucking is toooo intenseee