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Gaming video essays are so retarded

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I just watched a YouTube essay about why Mario Sunshine is a bad game. I won't link it cause it was so shit and I suspect a tranny made it. However, the video could be summarized as "freedom good, linearity bad." I've noticed this pattern with most of these YouTube essays. There's this unquestionable dogma, that having freedom to do things in any order is somehow automatically better than a well designed linearl level. They can't explain why it's better. They act as if it's self explanatory. It is probably one of the best examples of normies who think they're smart regurgitating worthless pretentious slop that doesn't really mean anything.

There's also been this trend among gaming YouTubers to claim that retro games are objectively bad because they "randomly" have "difficulty spikes." They're so used to modern slop that never escalates difficulty wise that they see these older games that actually continually challenge you as bad.

They're so shallow. These videos. They have very little depth. They just sort of regurgitate whatever opinion is popular and do it in a flowery pretentious way. I'd suggest you use a transcript tool if you're curious as to what these videos have to say. Life is too short to waste your time listening to this slop.
 
I think video essays in general are just extremely pretentious and insufferable. I’d honestly rather watch scat porn.
 
I think video essays in general are just extremely pretentious and insufferable. I’d honestly rather watch scat porn.
Some of the worst content on YouTube.
 
I think video essays in general are just extremely pretentious and insufferable. I’d honestly rather watch scat porn.
Same.
 
Lmao :feelskek: Only scary part of Halo was flood facehuggers chasing your ass. Anything else you will shoot to death.
Even they weren't that bad. It's easy to position yourself in Halo 1 to take care of and dispatch the flood. I was only marginally scared when I first encountered them.
 
Even they weren't that bad. It's easy to position yourself in Halo 1 to take care of and dispatch the flood. I was only marginally scared when I first encountered them.
Yeah it was scary once or twice. After than that you were just throwing nade at them and strafe shooting. While normies are terrified of everything they see or not on the screen. I think they got brainfucked by Souls games and try to find "deep hidden lore" even if there is nothing there it's their heads that imagine shit and make everything scaried than it's in reality
 
Yeah it was scary once or twice. After than that you were just throwing nade at them and strafe shooting. While normies are terrified of everything they see or not on the screen. I think they got brainfucked by Souls games and try to find "deep hidden lore" even if there is nothing there it's their heads that imagine shit and make everything scaried than it's in reality
That's probably the case.
 
Video essay youtubers spend 20 minutes explaining something that could be shortened to 2 minutes.
 
Video game essays only serve as a tool to revise history and popular opinion of game titles
Why are souls games exploding all of a sudden?
Why is death stranding suddenly good now?
Why do normalfaggots care about Persona?
And my personal gripe is that revisionist subhumans now consider Ratchet 2 superior to 3 when it was the other way around 10 or more years ago
 
Video game essays only serve as a tool to revise history and popular opinion of game titles
Why are souls games exploding all of a sudden?
Why is death stranding suddenly good now?
Why do normalfaggots care about Persona?
And my personal gripe is that revisionist subhumans now consider Ratchet 2 superior to 3 when it was the other way around 10 or more years ago
It's funny that they act as if Dark Souls was niche before Elden Ring when it was a massively successful mainstream series. Sorry, Dark Souls 1 is not a hidden gem.

Normies love Persona because it allows them to self insert as attractive popular men and simp/white knight for girls. It's one of the most shallow and juvenile jrpgs, (especially in terms of SMT) yet all these retards will make six/seven hour essays about how deep it is.
 
It's funny that they act as if Dark Souls was niche before Elden Ring when it was a massively successful mainstream series. Sorry, Dark Souls 1 is not a hidden gem.

Normies love Persona because it allows them to self insert as attractive popular men and simp/white knight for girls. It's one of the most shallow and juvenile jrpgs, (especially in terms of SMT) yet all these retards will make six/seven hour essays about how deep it is.
Sure dark souls was popular but nowhere near the extent that Elden Ring has. It literally has triple the sales of Dark Souls 3 and spawned a web of shitty soulslike games

Persona was less popular than the Yakuza Niche which sold like 1 or 2 million per game
 
Sure dark souls was popular but nowhere near the extent that Elden Ring has. It literally has triple the sales of Dark Souls 3 and spawned a web of shitty soulslike games

Persona was less popular than the Yakuza Niche which sold like 1 or 2 million per game
Elden Ring was popular because it followed the typical open world slop formula that normies love.
 
Perhaps, Same thing with BOTW. Although I blame the former on streamers.
At least Elden Ring had some original content. Breath of the Wild was so shit and repetitive. I immediately question the intelligence of anyone who likes that game.
 
Yeah i never watch that shit
 

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