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Ellsworth

Ellsworth

Chad but they let me post here anyway
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When I was you to like 12 or 13 just after hitting puberty. I was with my dad (I think my grandma was with me too, don’t remember) and we were out running errands. We stopped at the bank and my dad gave me a letter and said “ellsworth go drop this letter in that mailbox”.

I took the letter and got out of the car and walked toward the blue mailbox. Standing near the mailbox was a milf. I remember being attracted to her and was so fixated on her that I tripped over the curb and fell right in front of her and my family waiting in the car. She was completely the reason I fell and tripped on the curb. I thing everyone just assumed I tripped, but it was because she was so attractive to me that she had all my attention. Lol
 
tell me about the milf :feelzez:
 
she will never be yours
 
Chad got to creampie in her later that day
 
tell me about the milf :feelzez:
Lol bro it was over 20 years ago. But she was just standing by the mailbox talking to another foid and I was just fixed on her I didn’t notice the curb so I tripped and fell right in front her :forcedsmile::lul:
 
Lol bro it was over 20 years ago. But she was just standing by the mailbox talking to another foid and I was just fixed on her I didn’t notice the curb so I tripped and fell right in front her :forcedsmile::lul:
she is probably a grandmother now:feelsrope:
 

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