Story Funny story about me

[Ellsworth]

When I was you to like 12 or 13 just after hitting puberty. I was with my dad (I think my grandma was with me too, don’t remember) and we were out running errands. We stopped at the bank and my dad gave me a letter and said “ellsworth go drop this letter in that mailbox”.

I took the letter and got out of the car and walked toward the blue mailbox. Standing near the mailbox was a milf. I remember being attracted to her and was so fixated on her that I tripped over the curb and fell right in front of her and my family waiting in the car. She was completely the reason I fell and tripped on the curb. I thing everyone just assumed I tripped, but it was because she was so attractive to me that she had all my attention. Lol

 

[텍스트]

tell me about the milf

 

[Deleted member 41988]

she will never be yours

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Chad got to creampie in her later that day

 

[Ellsworth]

tell me about the milf

Lol bro it was over 20 years ago. But she was just standing by the mailbox talking to another foid and I was just fixed on her I didn’t notice the curb so I tripped and fell right in front her

 

[텍스트]

Lol bro it was over 20 years ago. But she was just standing by the mailbox talking to another foid and I was just fixed on her I didn’t notice the curb so I tripped and fell right in front her

she is probably a grandmother now