This summER, around the time of the Olympics - I went to the mailbox one day (in the California suburbs the mailboxes are communal and have a lock on the boxes) and - my mailbox key was missing.
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It was bizarre, because I never lose my mailbox key - I love my mailbox key.
I came to the conclusion that my mailbox key must have fallen off the key ring.
Just now, this evening my mother was going through the mail. My mother loves to argue about my bills - it doesn't matter if the bill is paid or not.
A bill came, and she was arguing with me about it - and I told her I would pay the bill in a few hours, since payday is literally in four hours.
"How did you get a mailbox key? - I took your mailbox key the last time you had a bill come in the mail."
As soon as she said that, I basically said, "Alright, I will pay the bill within the next 48 hours." And, I went to my bedroom.
Went to Walmart at 6:00am to get a key copied - the machine rejected the key…
The machine was the foid I asked to prom senior year of high school - my key was 17-year-old me wondering why God is so cruel. I will try Lowe’s tomorrow, I hate The Home Cheapot.
incels.is
It was bizarre, because I never lose my mailbox key - I love my mailbox key.
I came to the conclusion that my mailbox key must have fallen off the key ring.
Just now, this evening my mother was going through the mail. My mother loves to argue about my bills - it doesn't matter if the bill is paid or not.
A bill came, and she was arguing with me about it - and I told her I would pay the bill in a few hours, since payday is literally in four hours.
"How did you get a mailbox key? - I took your mailbox key the last time you had a bill come in the mail."
As soon as she said that, I basically said, "Alright, I will pay the bill within the next 48 hours." And, I went to my bedroom.
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