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Found a almost 100% pain free graunteed way to rope. What ya think?

ethniccel1

ethniccel1

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Dont worry I dont want to overdose but as an incel I need to be ready if I get cancer or get in a wheelchair I am alone since my parents are already aged so I need to ready.

I saw Methadone costs 5€ a pill by the dealers where the junkies hang out and a blow of heroine cost 5€ . So 7 pills and one blow of heroine and some 3-4 beers is enough to do the trick. Methadone is slow release so just take a pill daily 7 days in adavnce then on the day drink alcohol and to finish off blow the heroine in a pipe or on foil.

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I think you (theoretically speaking) should buy a gun just in case it doesn't kill you/doesn't kill you quickly so you can blow your brains out instead of having the worst headache of your life for hours if you fuck up and become a vegetable.
 
I think you (theoretically speaking) should buy a gun just in case it doesn't kill you/doesn't kill you quickly so you can blow your brains out instead of having the worst headache of your life for hours if you fuck up
Gun is the superior way of rope. Almost guaranteed to kill you and not make you suffer
 
I think you (theoretically speaking) should buy a gun just in case it doesn't kill you/doesn't kill you quickly so you can blow your brains out instead of having the worst headache of your life for hours if you fuck up and become a vegetable.
Not easy to get a gun in Germany:cryfeels:
 
Gun is the superior way of rope. Almost guaranteed to kill you and not make you suffer
Not easy to get a gun in Germany but VERY EASY to get drugs of all kinds and all types of pills and all super cheap as well in big cities
 
Not easy to get a gun in Germany but VERY EASY to get drugs of all kinds and all types of pills and all super cheap as well in big cities
It’s the other way around here in USA. Can get guns relatively easy but almost impossible to get drugs if you don’t have social connections
 
holy fucking shit this sounds like a wicked way to go out. abso fucking lutely zooted and on cloud 9 just fadin away sounds rad as shit :feelzez: :feelzez: :feelzez:
 

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