VincentVanCope
M̶e̶n̶t̶a̶l̶c̶e̶l̶ Mentally ill Truecel
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- Nov 8, 2017
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I used to be a sad and bitter incel like a lot of people here.
Then, one depressing night I thought to myself, you know, what if the clever, respectable, nice people at /r/inceltears were right! I went to sleep thinking about my future.
I woke up, and you know what - I had a shower. Boom. Instant difference. Thought I should keep the momentum going and went for a fresh haircut. Wow! What an improvement!
It's been a few months of progress like this now. I will be honest, I am still a virgin, but my life is so much better now. There's this girl, Emily, she already has a boyfriend Brad, but hey, I still get to hang with her. She lets me drive her places, pay for shopping, wash her and her boyfriend's feet, paint her toenails, clean her bed after she's had her fun with Brad. It's pretty great actually.
Just wanted to make a short post really about how much my life has improved ever since I listened to the intelligent people over at inceltears.
Then, one depressing night I thought to myself, you know, what if the clever, respectable, nice people at /r/inceltears were right! I went to sleep thinking about my future.
I woke up, and you know what - I had a shower. Boom. Instant difference. Thought I should keep the momentum going and went for a fresh haircut. Wow! What an improvement!
It's been a few months of progress like this now. I will be honest, I am still a virgin, but my life is so much better now. There's this girl, Emily, she already has a boyfriend Brad, but hey, I still get to hang with her. She lets me drive her places, pay for shopping, wash her and her boyfriend's feet, paint her toenails, clean her bed after she's had her fun with Brad. It's pretty great actually.
Just wanted to make a short post really about how much my life has improved ever since I listened to the intelligent people over at inceltears.