5 Reasons On Why You're Not Getting Any Pussy
5 Reasons On Why You're Not Getting Any Pussy
Toilet Etiquette
When you’re sharing a slab of beer with a group of mates. Behaving like an animal and leaving skid marks in the toilet bowl may be acceptable. But when you’re in the company of a woman, it certainly is not.Again, these basics for your toilet and bathroom are non-negotiable. One would also expect, you extend the courtesy when you visit her, at her home.
- Anti-bacterial Hand Wash/Soap. (use it).
- Toilet Spray. (use it).
- Toilet brush. (use it).
- Toilet paper. (You blokes may be able to ‘shake yourself dry’ after a piss. Women don’t have that luxury).
You’re An Energy Vampire
You’re a man that gives her no time to miss you.You’ve only just asked her out on a date and already you’re flooding her with texts, emails and messages.
You want pussy?
Get busy with your own life. Men who are busy are extraordinarily attractive.
Give us a challenge. Give us something to miss!
The Compliments You Give Suck
A lot of men believe that you attain pussy via ‘Compliment Road’.That’s actually incorrect and would require me to digress and write an entirely different article. But if you’re going to give a woman a compliment:
- Make sure it’s sincere.
- And compliment her on her skills, not her looks.
One-Night-Stand Etiquette
If you’re going to bother taking a woman back to your bachelor pad. Ensure you have the basics covered.I’ve visited many bachelor pads in my time and blokes overall, seem to have no idea of what’s required of them.
These basics are non-negotiable. If you’re unable to oblige. I suggest you stay at home, watch some porn and have a wank.
- Shampoo, conditioner and shower-gel.
- Two fresh towels. One for her hair. One for her body.
- Coffee, tea and milk.
- A hairdryer.
- Aspirin.
