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(FIRST POST) First job interview

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I went for a job interview today. When I got there, a woman handed me a huge questionnaire to fill out with personal information and some logic questions. It took me an hour to finish it. When I stood up to hand in the form, that same woman kept ignoring me. I had to stand there for several minutes until another employee told her I wanted to hand in the form, and then they told me to come back tomorrow for a work test.
 

It's all so tiresome.


Despite the silly source, this little blog post nearly 15 years old turned out to be really quite prophetic!

> Business Week recently published an article which discusses how you're now being interviewed for much more than just competency and skill...

> > Job interviews are becoming more like first dates.
> > [...]
> > ...companies are making hiring decisions in a manner more closely resembling the choice of friends or romantic partners.
> > [...]
> > ...employers dont necessarily hire the most skilled candidates.
> > [...]
> > I hired someone as a manager, and it created a lot of tension because he didnt fit in. People tried to alienate him because they weren't interested in him as a friend, she says. And it also goes the other way. I once hired a woman who really didnt have the right background or experience for the job, but who I hit it off with during the interview, says Rebecca Grossman-Cohen, a marketing executive at News Corp.

> Human resources, the biggest impediment to American corporate progress, is now evaluating you like a potential sex partner. In this type of selection process, who suffers? Betas with no game.

> Alphas with charm, sexy smirks, and the basic ability to make rapport with promiscuous HR women will get the job over shy guys in spite of having less technical skill. (I pity the Game Denialist who hopes that holding out will get him beautiful women and high-paying jobs!) The kicker is that HR has no shame about it. They are proudly announcing in media interviews how likability is a far more important trait than education or experience.

> > In an employment market in which many first-time employees relocate for work, offices are becoming surrogate families and social communities. New hires, especially young workers, want the secret Santa gift exchanges, the karaoke nights, and, increasingly, like-minded colleagues who share their values.
> > [...]
> > A lot of times, cultural fit is used as an excuse for feelings interviewers arent comfortable expressing, says Eric Peterson, manager of diversity and inclusion at the Society for Human Resources and Management. Maybe a hiring manager can't picture himself having a beer with someone who has an accent. Sometimes, diversity candidates are shown the door for no other reason than that they made the interviewer a little less at ease.

> What will happen to an economy where workers are hired based on their ability to give HR butterflies in their stomachs? We'll end up rewarding networkers, charlatans, charming rogues, and social hanger-ons who DON'T PRODUCE. There is only one result for a nation who takes this path:

> [photo of the ruins of Rome]

HRM, GEE WHIZ, I WONDER WHY WE'VE BEEN UNDER A "COMPETENCY CRISIS" AND AN "ENSHITTIFICATION EPIDEMIC" THE PAST SEVERAL YEARS, WITH PLANES FALLING OUT OF THE SKY AND MODERN COMPUTERS AND THE MODERN INTERNET BEING BARELY FUNCTIONAL SEWER-SWAMPS?!!? Well, that and hiring for CRT/DEI/Belonging/etc. instead of skill and talent, since that'd be wayciss and muh-soggy-knee.
 
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It's all so stupid.


> What will happen to an economy where workers are hired based on their ability to give HR butterflies in their stomachs? We’ll end up rewarding networkers, charlatans, charming rogues, and social hanger-ons who don’t produce. There is only one result for a nation who takes this path: [photo of the ruins of Rome]

Despite the silly source, that little blog post nearly 15 years old turned out to be really quite prophetic!
I've been looking for a job for almost two years, and this is how I'm treated when I go to a job interview.
 
I went for a job interview today. When I got there, a woman handed me a huge questionnaire to fill out with personal information and some logic questions. It took me an hour to finish it. When I stood up to hand in the form, that same woman kept ignoring me. I had to stand there for several minutes until another employee told her I wanted to hand in the form, and then they told me to come back tomorrow for a work test.
Just be confident bro, JFL
 
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Come On What GIF by MOODMAN
 
I've been looking for a job for almost two years, and this is how I'm treated when I go to a job interview.
It sucks, doesn't it? You basically gotta go through "how to seem more confident and manly" self-schooling to do anything in a matriarchal soyciety. Reading and practicing the likes of How To Win Friends And Influence People, The 7 Habits Of Highly Effective People, The 48 Laws of Power, Meditations, Neurolinguistic Programming, The Art of Deception: Controlling the Human Element of Security, The Prince, and so on and so forth just to git gud at the lie-lie-lie "social choreography" skillset just to not starve on the streets.
 
I am too autistic for this shit.
 
I went for a job interview today. When I got there, a woman handed me a huge questionnaire to fill out with personal information and some logic questions. It took me an hour to finish it. When I stood up to hand in the form, that same woman kept ignoring me. I had to stand there for several minutes until another employee told her I wanted to hand in the form, and then they told me to come back tomorrow for a work test.
What is this job sector?

And what is your preferred job?
 
Logistics

None, all jobs require some kind of socialization and I'm terrible at it.
Ah right. I will be doing something similar, regarding Construction Management.

Suppose we join the circus?
 
Work sucks. The best tactic is to join the military and shoot yourself in the leg or something so you can discharge and live off of disability benefits then neetmax.
Just hope they say your injuries aren't service related
 
Just throwing this out there to whomever's interested:

 

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