1. The main character is an Asian twink with blue eyes. Two of his companions are gay soyboys including an Asian with blond hair. Only the third companion is male. The main character has no respect to his father the king. And no one in the kingdom respects the main character the prince or his king. How are you supposed to take these character seriously?
2. Their luxury car breaks down so you have to push buttons to push it to the nearest gas station. With some shitty old music, yes they played this song while you had to push the car. While your subject sat in it.
3. Then you come across some thot who was adopted by the owner of the gas station. The thot is an excellent mechanic despite dressing up as a stripper. She would be fitting as a lot lizzard (prostitute for truckers, working at the truck parking lots). But no, she is a strong and capable woman teaching men about fixing cars. She wears hotpants, showing her thongs, no ass and fake boobs? Nice for the old gas station owner cuck to adopt her btw.
Despite being royalty, you can't afford the car repayment. Your subjects make fun of you. The thot sends you out to kill monsters as a payment. And when you are done she calls you up. Yes. The smart phone is central in the game. And sends you out on a new mission. You can kill a rhino monster, and one character learns a new recipe. After the mission you may choose to set camp. And it is not like normal games where you set up a fire. No, it is a short clip with them setting up a tent. And taking selfies with shopping bags from some store. And one of the companions increases his cooking skills. While another gets point in photography. And he has taken pictures of your adventures so far. And an gallery with selfies of you and your companions. Taken by the faggots professional camera, not your smartphone. No, I am not making this up. Also, shitty elevator music.
And yes, just the first 20 minutes, not more. I am fucking done!
2. Their luxury car breaks down so you have to push buttons to push it to the nearest gas station. With some shitty old music, yes they played this song while you had to push the car. While your subject sat in it.
3. Then you come across some thot who was adopted by the owner of the gas station. The thot is an excellent mechanic despite dressing up as a stripper. She would be fitting as a lot lizzard (prostitute for truckers, working at the truck parking lots). But no, she is a strong and capable woman teaching men about fixing cars. She wears hotpants, showing her thongs, no ass and fake boobs? Nice for the old gas station owner cuck to adopt her btw.
Despite being royalty, you can't afford the car repayment. Your subjects make fun of you. The thot sends you out to kill monsters as a payment. And when you are done she calls you up. Yes. The smart phone is central in the game. And sends you out on a new mission. You can kill a rhino monster, and one character learns a new recipe. After the mission you may choose to set camp. And it is not like normal games where you set up a fire. No, it is a short clip with them setting up a tent. And taking selfies with shopping bags from some store. And one of the companions increases his cooking skills. While another gets point in photography. And he has taken pictures of your adventures so far. And an gallery with selfies of you and your companions. Taken by the faggots professional camera, not your smartphone. No, I am not making this up. Also, shitty elevator music.
And yes, just the first 20 minutes, not more. I am fucking done!
