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Cope Finally lost my virginity at 22…

Graycels, am i right? :chad::chad::chad:
 
As an escortcel, losing it to an escort is the saddest way to lose it and will stick with you forever but I do not regret losing mine to an escort. After I fucked an escort I gave myself a thumbs up in the mirror.
Would rather lose mine to an escort than take it to the grave with me. :feelsbadman:
 
I’m jealous tbh, that’s always been something that I’ve wanted to try, I just wouldn’t do that with a sex worker.
I read that escorts are cleaner than the average foid because they don't want to endanger their livelihood. If it looks healthy and smells healthy, it's good enough for me.
 
I read that escorts are cleaner than the average foid because they don't want to endanger their livelihood. If it looks healthy and smells healthy, it's good enough for me.
That makes sense
 
Would rather lose mine to an escort than take it to the grave with me. :feelsbadman:
I understand what your saying, escortmaxxing would be really hard as a severely deformed person

The part that sucks is I can never tell my family about my first sexual experience and they will die never knowing especially my mom, I thought about telling my brother who I really trust but I fear he will frown upon me even though he does crazy shit all the time
 
As a whorecel, I don't get why you would pick an escort over a whore, whores are way cheaper.
 
i will never escortmaxx it just disgusts me too much
 
I don't think escort"cels" should be allowed here so fuck you but nice man good for you
 
I have no goddamn clue tbh. I told almost everyone at my workplace, men and women. I just don’t give a fuck and would rather them know that I’ve had sex and I’m not a wizard.
total infidel Death

Julian Bond Day GIF
 
Brutal but at least you got your money's worth

Personally i would feel ashamed having a sex with an escort but sooner or later i won't have much of a choice, i will give it a few years if i get really desperate
 
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Brutal but at least you got your money's worth

Personally i would feel ashamed having a sex with an escort but sooner or later i won't have much of a choice, i will give it a few years if i get really desperate
I just swallowed my pride, life is too short to give a shit about societal norms
 
Dude, I’m 5’8 bald at 22 and feminine looking. I got 4 matches on tinder when I was 18, and that was with hair, I imagine I wouldn’t get any matches if I tried it now that I’m fat and bald.
so all your saying is you need a wig and some weight loss? JFL
 
so all your saying is you need a wig and some weight loss? JFL
A wig is social suicide if you don’t plan on quitting your current job. Imagine how people would react if you suddenly showed up to work with a full head of hair. They might be nice to your face but they’d talk shit.
 
A wig is social suicide if you don’t plan on quitting your current job. Imagine how people would react if you suddenly showed up to work with a full head of hair. They might be nice to your face but they’d talk shit.
Nobody is lynching you for wearing a wig. People will laugh giggle and talk shit, but to people you've never met you'll be alright. Or ya know, you could lose weight, and wear the wig for the tinder pics. Then if it works out in your favor, wear the wig to dates. I'm not asking you to always wear one.
 
Nobody is lynching you for wearing a wig. People will laugh giggle and talk shit, but to people you've never met you'll be alright. Or ya know, you could lose weight, and wear the wig for the tinder pics. Then if it works out in your favor, wear the wig to dates. I'm not asking you to always wear one.
Good point. I’m currently on ozempic for weight loss and I’m down 10lbs, trying to get below 200lbs. I got a tattoo that’s supposed to frame your face, it’s called SMP. Mine has faded slightly so I’ll need to get it touched up.
 
Good point. I’m currently on ozempic for weight loss and I’m down 10lbs, trying to get below 200lbs. I got a tattoo that’s supposed to frame your face, it’s called SMP. Mine has faded slightly so I’ll need to get it touched up.
how tall are you? wont ozempic fuck up your face? couldnt you do the classic CICO?
 
how tall are you? wont ozempic fuck up your face? couldnt you do the classic CICO?
If I could do the classic cico I wouldn’t be taking ozempic. I eat because I’m depressed. That face thing is a rumor started by plastic surgeons. Ozempic doesn’t do anything to your face, but losing a lot of weight changes your face. Still better than being fat.
 
Nobody is lynching you for wearing a wig. People will laugh giggle and talk shit, but to people you've never met you'll be alright. Or ya know, you could lose weight, and wear the wig for the tinder pics. Then if it works out in your favor, wear the wig to dates. I'm not asking you to always wear one.
It's funny that your pfp is a guy in a cardboard box. My earliest childhood memory at 3 is standing inside a box like that.
 
What’s the difference?
Whores are either streetwalkers, sex trafficking victims, or owned by pimps. Escorts are independent sluts with their own private place. I'd never go to a whore.
 
Whores are either streetwalkers, sex trafficking victims, or owned by pimps. Escorts are independent sluts with their own private place. I'd never go to a whore.
Yeah, no thanks. I am frustrated but I don’t hate women, I wouldn’t want to contribute to someone’s abuse.
 
Thanks, but what’s your reasoning?
You've had sex obviously. Sure it wasn't unconditional but still, for me sex is sex. Now for example you know what sex is like and can lie to chads that you had sex with an ex or something and they will believe you since you can explain your new found sex knowledge. I can never join in conversation that is about sex. It's the experience really.
 
You've had sex obviously. Sure it wasn't unconditional but still, for me sex is sex. Now for example you know what sex is like and can lie to chads that you had sex with an ex or something and they will believe you since you can explain your new found sex knowledge. I can never join in conversation that is about sex. It's the experience really.
I think you should see an escort then. Life is too short to care what people think. Also they won’t laugh at your dick if it’s not big. I’m dead on average and she didn’t make me feel weird at all.
 
What does pussy feel like?
 
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@genetic-error
Hey, I hate to break it to you, but it looks like you were scammed. I know prices in the US can be high, but this is just ridiculous.

First off, $150-200 for a hotel room? You can get a 4-star hotel with breakfast included in downtown Chicago for that price. I have no idea what you paid for or why you didn't just opt for a cheap motel if you were just going to fuck anyway.

And $500-700 for an escort? That's some luxury service right there. Anything over $300 is considered high-end. With that kind of money, she should be inviting you to her own place and be a perfect 10 in looks and skills.
 
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I read that escorts are cleaner than the average foid because they don't want to endanger their livelihood. If it looks healthy and smells healthy, it's good enough for me.
I bet the average female has a higher chance carrying an STD, than profesional prostitutes/escorts
who make sure they have sex in a safe manner , with their clients.
Average woman is getting ran through, via tinder and apps similar to it.
There´s no difference between a ´prostitute´ and ´average woman´ anymore.
 
It's funny that your pfp is a guy in a cardboard box. My earliest childhood memory at 3 is standing inside a box like that.
yeah, its a nice pfp because the guy is giving the defeated look. whenever im surrounded by normie talk or activities i picture myself just like this guy, hell even if he mogs me.
 
Escortmaxxing is cool as long as you’re ok with feeling empty and slightly pathetic.
I can understand your balls feeling empty, but not feeling pathetic. It's not the hooker, it's the cringe conditioning. It's like how Catholics used to have existential crises after masturbating, for doing something that's not even prohibited in the bible. Kellogg got a stick up his ass about masturbation and Catholics, instead of laughing, decided to try to one-up him.
 
@genetic-error
Hey, I hate to break it to you, but it looks like you were scammed. I know prices in the US can be high, but this is just ridiculous.

First off, $150-200 for a hotel room? You can get a 4-star hotel with breakfast included in downtown Chicago for that price. I have no idea what you paid for or why you didn't just opt for a cheap motel if you were just going to fuck anyway.

And $500-700 for an escort? That's some luxury service right there. Anything over $300 is considered high-end. With that kind of money, she should be inviting you to her own place and be a perfect 10 in looks and skills.
Why was your thread deleted?
 
it was considered "bluepilled content" XDD, so yea...
What the fuck lol, how is seeing an escort bluepilled?

Are we just not supposed to do anything except sit and rot?
 
Lol no one should be banned for fucking an escort, imo. I can find an escort, very easily, but its not my thing.
 
Between staying virgin until death or lose it to an escort, I'd lose it to an escort if I was brave enough.
I can’t die a virgin, I just can’t. I’m planning on losing it to an escort soon. The only problem is escorts aren’t legal in my state, so I will have to travel once I save enough money to finally escortmaxx.
 
What the fuck lol, how is seeing an escort bluepilled?

Are we just not supposed to do anything except sit and rot?
no he was mentioning another thread which was deleted, also you didn't reply to my original post about your escort thing and how you got scammed n shit
 
mogs me

im 28 and still a virgin
 
I can’t die a virgin, I just can’t. I’m planning on losing it to an escort soon. The only problem is escorts aren’t legal in my state, so I will have to travel once I save enough money to finally escortmaxx.
It isn’t legal where I live, but as long as you do not your homework on Reddit you should be ok.
 
It isn’t legal where I live, but as long as you do not your homework on Reddit you should be ok.
I honestly have no idea how to find an escort in my state. I think it’s my best bet to take a trip to Vegas where it is legal and have a bunch of fun there.
 

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