Cope Finally lost my virginity at 22…

[genetic-error]

To an escort.

It was alright, I lasted a long time because I masturbate too often and have a death grip. The condom came off inside her and that was concerning. Three weeks later and I don’t have any symptoms of an STD, so I think I dodged a bullet. I could see myself doing this every other month. She actually stayed another hour and a half and we just watched TV and talked. She texted me on and off but then stopped bc she realized I’m broke and I’m not going to book immediately after. I’m honestly glad I went through with this because I’ve lost the “virgin” label, despite being unfuckable irl. Escortmaxxing is cool as long as you’re ok with feeling empty and slightly pathetic. I literally told all of my coworkers and managers because I don’t give a fuck.

 

[McFlurryCel]

GrAY

 

[Diddy]

 

[FuckHOA]

As an escortcel, losing it to an escort is the saddest way to lose it and will stick with you forever but I do not regret losing mine to an escort. After I fucked an escort I gave myself a thumbs up in the mirror.

 

[genetic-error]

As an escortcel, losing it to an escort is the saddest way to lose it and will stick with you forever but I do not regret losing mine to an escort. After I fucked an escort I gave myself a thumbs up in the mirror.

It could’ve been a lot worse though. There are people who aren’t even able to fuck a prostitute because they’re so deformed. Do you still see prostitutes?

 

[Ultracel30]

No, thanks. I have decided to not loose my card to an escort.

 

[Friezacel]

No, thanks. I have decided to not loose my card to an escort.

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Escortmaxxing is cool as long as you’re ok with feeling empty and slightly pathetic.

not very convincing tbh

I literally told all of my coworkers and managers because I don’t give a fuck.

If you don't give no fucks, why did you tell them?

No, thanks. I have decided to not loose my card to an escort.

me three

 

[PersonaPimp]

No, thanks. I have decided to not loose my card to an escort.

 

[Tugacel]

No, thanks. I have decided to not loose my card to an escort.

Between staying virgin until death or lose it to an escort, I'd lose it to an escort if I was brave enough.

 

[MaldireMan0077]

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You know the song name? Good ass song?

 

[Mistake]

No, thanks. I have decided to not loose my card to an escort.

 

[genetic-error]

Between staying virgin until death or lose it to an escort, I'd lose it to an escort if I was brave enough.

Send it. There is a strange confidence boost that comes with knowing you did it with a woman, even if it wasn’t “real”

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

She actually stayed another hour and a half and we just watched TV and talked. She texted me

Fakecel.

 

[genetic-error]

Fakecel.

Dude, I’m 5’8 bald at 22 and feminine looking. I got 4 matches on tinder when I was 18, and that was with hair, I imagine I wouldn’t get any matches if I tried it now that I’m fat and bald.

 

[Audley Porter]

Did you use your personal phone number to contact her? I'm browsing skipthegames right now and have finished reading the website's guide... There is an escort close to me that has caught my eye. Should I shoot her a text now?

 

[My Name Jeff]

was it better then masturbating and if so why

 

[genetic-error]

Did you use your personal phone number to contact her? I'm browsing skipthegames right now and have finished reading the website's guide... There is an escort close to me that has caught my eye. Should I shoot her a text now?

Yes, it seems like they respond much faster if you text them versus going through the website.

 

[genetic-error]

was it better then masturbating and if so why

Much better than masturbating. 1000x better. It’s almost depressing how great it is.

 

[My Name Jeff]

Much better than masturbating. 1000x better. It’s almost depressing how great it is.

second part of my question - why is that?

 

[PURE ANUS]

To an escort.

It was alright, I lasted a long time because I masturbate too often and have a death grip. The condom came off inside her and that was concerning. Three weeks later and I don’t have any symptoms of an STD, so I think I dodged a bullet. I could see myself doing this every other month. She actually stayed another hour and a half and we just watched TV and talked. She texted me on and off but then stopped bc she realized I’m broke and I’m not going to book immediately after. I’m honestly glad I went through with this because I’ve lost the “virgin” label, despite being unfuckable irl. Escortmaxxing is cool as long as you’re ok with feeling empty and slightly pathetic. I literally told all of my coworkers and managers because I don’t give a fuck.

Why would you tel your managers?

 

[Puppeter]

 

[Puppeter]

Much better than masturbating. 1000x better. It’s almost depressing how great it is.

You could feel ger body while fucking right?

 

[genetic-error]

second part of my question - why is that?

second part of my question - why is that?

Because it’s awesome to feel a warm body up against yours and hear moans and touch her ass/tits while she’s riding you. A fleshlight or hand has nothing on this.

 

[My Name Jeff]

Because it’s awesome to feel a warm body up against yours and hear moans and touch her ass/tits while she’s riding you. A fleshlight or hand has nothing on this.

hm, i see.

all things considered, do you think it's actually worth it to have to pay the amount you did? like would you be doing this daily/weekly/monthly?

 

[genetic-error]

Why would you tel your managers?

I have no goddamn clue tbh. I told almost everyone at my workplace, men and women. I just don’t give a fuck and would rather them know that I’ve had sex and I’m not a wizard.

 

[genetic-error]

hm, i see.

all things considered, do you think it's actually worth it to have to pay the amount you did? like would you be doing this daily/weekly/monthly?

Yes, but you should only do this maybe once or twice a year to break up the monotony of life. I still live with my parents so I have a decent amount of disposable income, so I don’t mind paying 700-1000 every other month because I would’ve spent it on rent at some shitty apartment anyway.

 

[My Name Jeff]

Yes, but you should only do this maybe once or twice a year to break up the monotony of life. I still live with my parents so I have a decent amount of disposable income, so I don’t mind paying 700-1000 every other month because I would’ve spent it on rent at some shitty apartment anyway.

700-1000??? i'm assuming this isn't just for one night?????

 

[genetic-error]

700-1000??? i'm assuming this isn't just for one night?????

Escorts in my state typically go for $500-700 per hour, and I have to pay for a hotel which is usually $150-200 a night. I can’t just bring the escort to my parents house even though they’re cool with it and know that I saw and plan on seeing escorts on a regular basis.

 

[genetic-error]

You could feel ger body while fucking right?

That was the best part.

 

[My Name Jeff]

Escorts in my state typically go for $500-700 per hour, and I have to pay for a hotel which is usually $150-200 a night. I can’t just bring the escort to my parents house even though they’re cool with it and know that I saw and plan on seeing escorts on a regular basis.

WTF

imagine being born a good looking foid and having some nervous incel have sex with you (an enjoyable act for both people) and them PAYING YOU 700 fucking dollars after. 2 hours to pay rent for an entire house meanwhile wage leaves work 160 hours a month and can't afford to rent a shitty one room apartment

 

[genetic-error]

WTF

imagine being born a good looking foid and having some nervous incel have sex with you (an enjoyable act for both people) and them PAYING YOU 700 fucking dollars after. 2 hours to pay rent for an entire house meanwhile wage leaves work 160 hours a month and can't afford to rent a shitty one room apartment

Life on easy mode brother.

 

[Shrek]

No, thanks. I have decided to not loose my card to an escort.

Based graycel

 

[Puppeter]

No, thanks. I have decided to not loose my card to an escort.

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

Much better than masturbating. 1000x better. It’s almost depressing how great it is.

Not in experience. The Hand is S tier, it's free and available 24/7, and it won't judge you.

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

WTF

imagine being born a good looking foid and having some nervous incel have sex with you (an enjoyable act for both people) and them PAYING YOU 700 fucking dollars after. 2 hours to pay rent for an entire house meanwhile wage leaves work 160 hours a month and can't afford to rent a shitty one room apartment

Bold of you to assume it's enjoyable for them. Imagine if you had to have sex with an 80 year old granny, that's how we look to them.

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

Escorts in my state typically go for $500-700 per hour, and I have to pay for a hotel which is usually $150-200 a night. I can’t just bring the escort to my parents house even though they’re cool with it and know that I saw and plan on seeing escorts on a regular basis.

That's an absurd price, must be murica. In Europe you pay 20-25% of that on average.

 

[Lucifer157]

How does pussy taste like? I wanna put my subhuman shit-skinned micro-Asian-penis in a vagina of a gym blonde, busty white stacy.

 

[JudeoBiden]

No, thanks. I have decided to not loose my card to an escort.

Imagine being a male who values his virginity that doesn't exist, meanwhile foids whose virginity is precious are giving it up when they're in middle school.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Death grip is useful, it allowed me to get my money's worth with escorts.

 

[InceldianWarrior]

She actually stayed another hour and a half

Might try it too, haven't looked at any websites yet. Probably won't if it's 500 per hour tho, that's ridiculous.

 

[starystulejarz]

No, thanks. I have decided to not loose my card to an escort.

 

[My Name Jeff]

Bold of you to assume it's enjoyable for them. Imagine if you had to have sex with an 80 year old granny, that's how we look to them.

still, the act itself is pleasurable. it's not like they experience pain from having sex with an ugly guy. it's a penis entering their slit and they are biologically developed to find this pleasurable

if you had sex with a granny you would still find it pleasurable physically, even if you mentally found it detestable

 

[genetic-error]

That's an absurd price, must be murica. In Europe you pay 20-25% of that on average.

That’s because it’s legal in most of Europe, right?

 

[genetic-error]

still, the act itself is pleasurable. it's not like they experience pain from having sex with an ugly guy. it's a penis entering their slit and they are biologically developed to find this pleasurable

if you had sex with a granny you would still find it pleasurable physically, even if you mentally found it detestable

I’d probably go soft if I had to do that shit lol

 

[genetic-error]

Might try it too, haven't looked at any websites yet. Probably won't if it's 500 per hour tho, that's ridiculous.

I’d try it at least once a year for the novelty

 

[genetic-error]

Death grip is useful, it allowed me to get my money's worth with escorts.

It’s a blessing in disguise. I took cialis just to make sure i wouldn’t go soft due to lack of sensation or anxiety. I lasted about 15-20 minutes, she was riding me and had to stop because she got tired lol

 

[genetic-error]

How does pussy taste like? I wanna put my subhuman shit-skinned micro-Asian-penis in a vagina of a gym blonde, busty white stacy.

I would NOT recommend going down on a prostitute without a dental dam, I didn’t try that. You should see an escort though.

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

I would NOT recommend going down on a prostitute without a dental dam, I didn’t try that. You should see an escort though.

I did do that, she was clean and tasted just as I imagined. I could smell her on my face for 2 days after.

 

[genetic-error]

I did do that, she was clean and tasted just as I imagined. I could smell her on my face for 2 days after.

I’m jealous tbh, that’s always been something that I’ve wanted to try, I just wouldn’t do that with a sex worker.