Once upon a time a rural jew who lived in a shtetl in Poland go to Warsaw in search of a wife.
When he eventually returned to his shtetl,he came with a wild story instead of a wife.
"I see a woman who knew the Talmud by heart and dress modestly.
I see a woman that lay with as much man as possible.
I see a woman that is a hardline communist and advocates for equality.
I see a woman that only dates men of high status and discriminates against every other male."
Then his friends said:"So what of it? Warsaw is a big city,there must be a million girls there"
With an expression of bewilderment,the jew answered his friends:"You do not understand! It is the same woman!"
When he eventually returned to his shtetl,he came with a wild story instead of a wife.
"I see a woman who knew the Talmud by heart and dress modestly.
I see a woman that lay with as much man as possible.
I see a woman that is a hardline communist and advocates for equality.
I see a woman that only dates men of high status and discriminates against every other male."
Then his friends said:"So what of it? Warsaw is a big city,there must be a million girls there"
With an expression of bewilderment,the jew answered his friends:"You do not understand! It is the same woman!"
