Theory fellow redditchads, AITA for putting my (55M) penis into an unconscious gigastacy (19F)?

[PPEcel]

im a 1/10, 4'11, 105-pound skinnyfat currymanlet permavirgin janitor. the other day when i mop floor at college, i see a 6'0 blonde, blue-eyed gigastacy. i ask for bob but she just look down at me like im cockroach

i decide to ascend.

one day i follow her and wait her sleep and break in and inject drug. i tried moving her body to my crappy 1992 honda civic but she was big and just trying to lift her body hurt my 4 inch wrists. so i touch her vagene there then i put in her. because she feel stretched out i didnt feel much but i was able to nut in 2 seconds after smelling her.

i think NTA because she didnt feel my 1 inch penis and i ascend

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

She’s the asshole for making him use drugs

 

[Caesercel]

Stop drinking

 

[Lolimancer]

I dont speak reddit so I voted everything

 

[PPEcel]

Stop drinking

how much did i drink

 

[Caesercel]

how much did i drink

Not in liberty to say

 

[Insanitycel]

She’s the asshole for making him use drugs

agreed

 

[Justdone]

Stop drinking

It’s time to enter his flat and take every bottle away from him ngl and turn him into a gymcel

 

[BigMorons]

Sounds like knajjd experience

 

[rope2cope]

I dont speak reddit so I voted everything

 

[Capable_Onion]

I dont speak reddit so I voted everything

 

[Shigechi]

based, not incel anymore

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

im a 1/10, 4'11, 105-pound skinnyfat currymanlet permavirgin janitor. the other day when i mop floor at college, i see a 6'0 blonde, blue-eyed gigastacy. i ask for bob but she just look down at me like im cockroach

i decide to ascend.

one day i follow her and wait her sleep and break in and inject drug. i tried moving her body to my crappy 1992 honda civic but she was big and just trying to lift her body hurt my 4 inch wrists. so i touch her vagene there then i put in her. because she feel stretched out i didnt feel much but i was able to nut in 2 seconds after smelling her.

i think NTA because she didnt feel my 1 inch penis and i ascend

Where the fuck did he find a giant 6’0” woman? Can’t be that height and a gigastacy.

 

[PPEcel]

Where the fuck did he find a giant 6’0” woman? Can’t be that height and a gigastacy.

only 49 bluepillers

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Sounds like knajjd experience

we can't let (((them))) know

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

we can't let (((them))) know

Except he was the one unconscious and the gigastacy rode him.

only 49 bluepillers

Over for ITbaitcels

 

[PPEcel]

Sounds like knajjd experience

Wait what about knajjd?

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Except he was the one unconscious and the gigastacy rode him.



Over for ITbaitcels

You let out the truth

 

[PPEcel]

You let out the truth

someone tell me what was up with knajjd

 

[Deleted member 34301]

What do those abbreviations mean?

 

[Transcended Trucel]

someone tell me what was up with knajjd

I will dm u

 

[PPEcel]

What do those abbreviations mean?

check out r/AITA

 

[fast_curry]

I dont speak reddit so I voted everything

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

I chose INFO because you didn't mention what her vagene smelled like.

 

[Lolimancer]

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

I chose INFO because you didn't mention what her vagene smelled like.

thx

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

She’s the asshole for making him use drugs

 

[PPEcel]

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

I chose INFO because you didn't mention what her vagene smelled like.

how would u answer if it smelled like fesikh

 

[fast_curry]

how would u answer if it smelled like fesikh

NTA because:
- you didn't have anal sex with her
- she forgot her daily shower

 

[PPEcel]

NTA because:
- you didn't have anal sex with her
- she forgot her daily shower

1) what if ihad anal

 

[PPEcel]

Over for ITbaitcels

 

[Mecoja]

I dont speak reddit so I voted everything

Same, i have no clue what any of it means.

 

[PPEcel]

Same, i have no clue what any of it means.

aita = amitheasshole

 

[Mecoja]

aita = amitheasshole

post it on reddit.

 

[Tenshi]

you're just a very based gentlemen

 

[Emba]

I dont speak reddit so I voted everything

 

[PPEcel]

you're just a very based gentlemen

I like that emoji

 

[Kamikaze]

You had me at curry

 

[incelredditor]

This crime would be condemned more than the murder of a dozen incels.

 

[PPEcel]

You had me at curry

Huh

 

[dirtykombatcel]

I dont speak reddit so I voted everything

 

[Autism Supremacy.]

im a 1/10, 4'11, 105-pound skinnyfat currymanlet permavirgin janitor. the other day when i mop floor at college, i see a 6'0 blonde, blue-eyed gigastacy. i ask for bob but she just look down at me like im cockroach

i decide to ascend.

wrong cuz ur actually a rich chang that fucks regularly and have already ascended, go choke on a grain of rice you gook fucker

 

[PPEcel]

wrong cuz ur actually a rich chang that fucks regularly and have already ascended, go choke on a grain of rice you gook fucker

How long have you been lurking greyfag

 

[Autism Supremacy.]

How long have you been lurking greyfag

Enough that I'm not wrong, based on your reaction.
But all whitecels are goddddzzzz

 

[PPEcel]

Enough that I'm not wrong, based on your reaction.
But all whitecels are goddddzzzz

If I was Chang I wouldn't be rotting here would I

 

[Autism Supremacy.]

If I was Chang I wouldn't be rotting here would I

yeah the incel community is full of truecel shitskins rotting here like tellem t and biv
give me a break

 

[PPEcel]

yeah the incel community is full of truecel shitskins rotting here like tellem t and biv
give me a break

I'm the truest of truecels to the point where I get relentlessly attacked even by other "incels"

 

[Deleted member 35110]

Good ascension story brocel

 

[Neggr]

She’s the asshole for making him use drugs

 

[PPEcel]

Good ascension story brocel

thank you brocel

 

[Deleted member 35110]

thank you brocel

 

[Deleted member 23518]

"Stop making fun of starbucks, inkels"

Seriously, what is wrong with these people