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Fakecels vs Truecels (full description)

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iiiTeMpeR

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Fakecels (examples: Gambler, Knajjd)
  • Not actually ugly, is 6-7/10
  • Extremely insecure 
  • Puts his whole self-worth on whether women like him or not
  • Can get laid with looks-match if he puts time into his looks
  • Doesn't consider himself to be incel, but disguises himself as one so he doesn’t get banned 
  • Becomes blue-pilled when approached by women
  • Mostly uses twitter and facebook
  • Is a frequent lookism.net poster
  • Only goes on incels.is for ego boost
  • Is frustrated that his high school crush fucks Chad instead of him
  • Most likely not a virgin and had sex a few times 
  • Usually Chad-lite if he loses weight and becomes fit
  • Friend zoned by all his female friends 
  • Has a social circle
  • Believes one day he will find ‘the one’
Truecels (examples: Inbredcel, BlackOps2cel)
  • Has shitty face shape and bone structure and cannot be fixed without surgical intervention
  • Sub 4/10
  • Resents women, normies and Chads Resents society 
  • Use to be a red pillar
  • Is fit and has visible abs 
  • Was bullied all throughout his life and was made fun of for his sub human genetics 
  • All his social interactions are on incels and /r9k/
  • Virgin
  • Only way he can get laid is by escortcelling
  • Has autism or aspergers and most likely has severe social anxiety
  • Stacy and Chad don’t know he exists
  • Normies think he is virgin because of his personality
  • Cosmetic surgery is his only hope
  • Accepted his faith and LDARs in style
 
How the fuck do you rate a 5' 2" tall man a 6-7? The other one definitely isn't that attractive either. You don't know what you're talking about.

Too many here can't rate.
 
not_here_4_points said:
How the fuck do you rate a 5' 2" tall man a 6-7? The other one definitely isn't that attractive either. You don't know what you're talking about.

Too many here can't rate.

Face > Height, pretty sure I know what I'm talking about, been here longer then you habibi
 
Truecel check in
 
iiiTeMpeR said:
Face > Height, pretty sure I know what I'm talking about, been here longer then you habibi

Face and height both matter, one or the other severely sufficient can ruin you. 5' 2" is very bad.

And what the hell do you mean you've been here longer than me?
 
not_here_4_points said:
Face and height both matter, one or the other severely sufficient can ruin you. 5' 2" is very bad.

And what the hell do you mean you've been here longer than me?

You said "I don't know what I'm talking about", so I responded by saying I've been part of the community way before you, therefore I'm pretty fucking sure I know what I'm talking about

EDIT: When you don't have the face, height is pointless, when you've got the face, height will be a major disability but you have more chance of leaving inceldom then people with ugly faces. Face > Height
 
Why is there no category for ascended master?
 
iiiTeMpeR said:
You said "I don't know what I'm talking about", so I responded by saying I've been part of the community way before you, therefore I'm pretty fucking sure I know what I'm talking about

You're one of the most hopeless morons on this site, a severe shitposter, all around deleterious to this forum. I wouldn't be surprised if some stopped coming returning to this forum on account or your retarded attention-whoring shitposts.

I didn't know what the hell you meant by saying you've been around longer, that's a stupid thing to say anyhow. Nothing to do with the merit of ideas. You also have no idea how long I've been on incel subs/sites and it's again, fucking stupid to think you could.
 
not_here_4_points said:
You're one of the most hopeless morons on this site, a severe shitposter, all around deleterious to this forum. I wouldn't be surprised if some stopped coming returning to this forum on account or your retarded attention-whoring shitposts.

I didn't know what the hell you meant by saying you've been around longer, that's a stupid thing to say anyhow. Nothing to do with the merit of ideas. You also have no idea how long I've been on incel subs/sites and it's again, fucking stupid to think you could.

Bad day?
 
iiiTeMpeR said:

No, I just care about the community that's pretty much dead now anyway. This site's quality is what has assured that so I resent this.
 
According to this description I'm more truecel than fakecel. Also, why no one mentions @sparky and his tinder matches?
 
not_here_4_points said:
No, I just care about the community that's pretty much dead now anyway. This site's quality is what has assured that so I resent this.


Um what is wrong with a casual shitpost for laughs here and there? It's not like it's all I do, I do a lot of actual posts, why are you so far up your ass? Fucking relax, my posts shouldn't affect how well yours do since it's sorted by newest, so if your posts really are that "good', then they would show up more. I've been posting this type of stuff (memes, life experiences) since /r/incels so go fuck yourself


Bushladen008 said:
According to this description I'm more truecel than fakecel. Also, why no one mentions @sparky and his tinder matches?

Based on your picture, you looked attractive, I'll remove it from the post because maybe you've got a shitty eye region.
 
iiiTeMpeR said:
Um what is wrong with a casual shitpost for laughs here and there? It's not like it's all I do, I do a lot of actual posts, why are you so far up your ass? Fucking relax, my posts shouldn't affect how well yours do since it's sorted by newest, so if your posts really are that "good', then they would show up more. I've been posting this type of stuff (memes, life experiences) since /r/incels so go fuck yourself



Based on your picture, you looked attractive, I'll remove it from the post because maybe you've got a shitty eye region.



Thank you.
 
iiiTeMpeR said:
Um what is wrong with a casual shitpost for laughs here and there? It's not like it's all I do, I do a lot of actual posts, why are you so far up your ass? Fucking relax, my posts shouldn't affect how well yours do since it's sorted by newest, so if your posts really are that "good', then they would show up more. I've been posting this type of stuff (memes, life experiences) since /r/incels so go fuck yourself

I never mentioned my own posts and that wasn't what it was about. The problem is this forum is being dominated by a combination of the worst users of /r/incels and lookism and the quality reflects that. I and I'm sure many others find that depressing.
 
iiiTeMpeR said:
not_here_4_points said:
How the fuck do you rate a 5' 2" tall man a 6-7? The other one definitely isn't that attractive either. You don't know what you're talking about.
Too many here can't rate.
Face > Height, pretty sure I know what I'm talking about, been here longer then you habibi
Fuck, you are stupid
 
not_here_4_points said:
I never mentioned my own posts and that wasn't what it was about. The problem is this forum is being dominated by a combination of the worst users of /r/incels and lookism and the quality reflects that. I and I'm sure many others find that depressing.


How about make a post about it then? On here, make a poll. Regardless I'm not going to stop posting a funny incel meme every now and then, this place shouldn't become nothing but depressing essays, it should be a mix of everything.

Also, any post in particular you deem bad? post links
 
Making a post like this just means everyone will say they are truecel just to fit in. I am truecel btw lol.
 
NekoStance said:
Fuck, you are stupid

Why, height is hopeless when your face is fucked. Also way to go insulting me cuz u disagree, kek SJW tactics
 
Fakecel:

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Another witch hunt begins...
 
Here is the real definition

Fakecel- someone that gets laid and lies about it

Truecel- someone that actually can't get laid
 
iiiTeMpeR said:
Truecels (examples: Inbredcel, BlackOps2cel)

[*]Is fit and has visible abs 

EH?!
 
Truecel-me

Fakecel-anyone who disagrees with me
 

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