Almost nobody in the Spongebob unverse gets laid, they're all incels, it's brutal.
Spongebob is a bluepilled incel. He's so incel that people think he's gay and made him into an asexual LGBT icon.
Patrick is a low functioning autist retardcel. He clearly doesn't get pussy, but he's too low IQ to notice it as a problem. Like real life retards he annoys his surroundings with his sperg antics.
Squidward is a jaded oldcel. He knows it's over and just wants to LDAR but gets dragged around by his bluepilled coworkers. What's worse is he's a wagecel and works for minimum wage at some shitty restaurant while getting abused by his boss.
Plankton is so incel he built himself an AI wife. As a deformed turbomanlet truecel he gets mogged by everyone else in the series, even the other incels. He's trying to steal Krabs' secret formula so he can moneymaxx and betabuxx a real wife.
Mr. Krabs is the only main character who isn't incel. He went MGTOW after his whale ex-wife divorce raped him and is now stuck with his fat daughter.
Honorable mention: Larry the Lobster is the only chad in the series. He has a youtube channel where he gives out secret redpill knowledge and tells naive incels to take roids so they can mog like him.
Spongebob is a bluepilled incel. He's so incel that people think he's gay and made him into an asexual LGBT icon.
Patrick is a low functioning autist retardcel. He clearly doesn't get pussy, but he's too low IQ to notice it as a problem. Like real life retards he annoys his surroundings with his sperg antics.
Squidward is a jaded oldcel. He knows it's over and just wants to LDAR but gets dragged around by his bluepilled coworkers. What's worse is he's a wagecel and works for minimum wage at some shitty restaurant while getting abused by his boss.
Plankton is so incel he built himself an AI wife. As a deformed turbomanlet truecel he gets mogged by everyone else in the series, even the other incels. He's trying to steal Krabs' secret formula so he can moneymaxx and betabuxx a real wife.
Mr. Krabs is the only main character who isn't incel. He went MGTOW after his whale ex-wife divorce raped him and is now stuck with his fat daughter.
Honorable mention: Larry the Lobster is the only chad in the series. He has a youtube channel where he gives out secret redpill knowledge and tells naive incels to take roids so they can mog like him.
