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Blackpill Fakecel trait: Your good at sports/athletic

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Real incels are unathletic, weak, and stiff people who are genetically inferior. Nobody would want to mate with a short, unattractive, unathletic, mentally disabled inkwell
 
If you're good at sports , you are a fakecel scum.
Truecels
do not have the desire or motivation to play ball.
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Yes, though this is mostly a function of "good traits" coming in packages.

Even so, an ogre that's good at teh football will get pull just from status. Not to mention that they will be treated like actual men throughout their lives, even if virgins.
 
Truecels never do sports ofc, except for masturbation.
 
based post, i remenber i was bad at football
Not only that but i am bad at videogames too
 
My cardio is good but other than that I'm a clumsy retard !
 
Fakecel if you weren't always picked last for sports in PE class
 
Fakecel scum trait
 
Holy shit at the jealous seething in here.
 
Yeah being good at sports is a major fakecel trait because not only does it signal your good genetics but it also means that you were able to get into sports teams as a child and weren't brutally gatekept because you were a weirdo, so it's actually two fakecel traits in one.
 
tru,thats a huge fakecel trait,back in high school all of the boys who were good at sports were tall/had good looking faces
They were all very NT also and would pick on incels
 
I can’t even dribble a basketball, I never even learned how to ride a bike.
 
When I was younger I got cut from soccer teams cause I could not make friends with all the chads so I did cross country and track because it was no cut and being “good” was objective. All you needed was fast times
 
When I was younger I got cut from soccer teams cause I could not make friends with all the chads so I did cross country and track because it was no cut and being “good” was objective. All you needed was fast times
Sprinting increases HGH :feelsthink:
 
I'm terrible at any sport that involves a ball and any level of hand eye coordination
 
I was always good at football ⚽️ but that didn't change shit, I was still a ugly recessed dog everyone disliked.
 
I can still knock any sexhaver the fuck out
 
I always sucked at team sports. When I was 14-15, I had motivation for running and I ran ~3km in Cooper test. Now I'm a fatty. Inceldom did a lot to me
 
I was always picked last in physical activity which was a massive detriment to the little confidence i had at that time, it's very demoralizing.
 
I've always packed on muscle easily but was the absolute worst at any sport I touched and was generally just clumsy, like I had trouble just walking correctly and would trip every few minutes, it was almost comical how often it happened.

I trained football when I was 5 but stopped when I pooped my pants at practice. Then basketball 8-10, was pretty bad, would just chuck shots. Waterpolo 9-11, had no idea what I was doing, though in one game I started just karate chopping peoples arms and the coach said that was great defense, so I was happy with that.
 
Real incels are unathletic, weak, and stiff people who are genetically inferior. Nobody would want to mate with a short, unattractive, unathletic, mentally disabled inkwell
Not really. There are many athlete incels
 
I have dyspraxia. Always been trash at sports espesially team sports like football or basketball. Been bullied at school for that
 
I'm not good at team sports, but I technically made it to nationals swimming and some others but mainly by pure luck XD.

But I'd say I am athletic. Genetically athletic too. Just things like tree climbing, flips at the beach, cliff jumps, all of that.

Too bad none of it makes a difference now like it would have 50 years ago or whatever
 
Damn so I can’t even cope with late night hoop sessions?

Thoughts? @AutistSupremacist


Real incels are unathletic, weak, and stiff people who are genetically inferior
I was an undersized guard at 5’6 and still ugly on the court
 
Damn so I can’t even cope with late night hoop sessions?

Thoughts? @AutistSupremacist



I was an undersized guard at 5’6 and still ugly on the court
I used to run track but gave up on that ages ago. I suppose OP is right.
 
Damn so I can’t even cope with late night hoop sessions?

Thoughts? @AutistSupremacist



I was an undersized guard at 5’6 and still ugly on the court
you can but ur genetics weren’t meant for basketball
 
I recently started jogging and I look like Mike Israetel when I run. :forcedsmile:
 
I can still knock any sexhaver the fuck out
As long as they stand still in awe of your postcount and time online trvcel stats, the chin or liver is easy to hit.
 

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