Serious Failed suicide attempt

[1984cel]

I tried to rope off a fan in my room. The blade I attached it to collapsed a few seconds after I stuck my neck in. My parents obviously heard what happened, then sent my ass to a psych ward for 9 days.

Now my fan is fucked. Just making this thread for fags that might call me out tbh. I might try a tree later this year

 

[Six]

then sent my ass to a psych ward for 9 days.

No respect for you, Evil people like them should be purged.

 

[IronMike]

typical attention whore behavior. No possible way you thought that a ceiling fan could hold your body weight. Even a child could deduce that.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I'm glad it failed. Stick around.

 

[knajjd]

I'm glad it failed. Stick around.

he's not going to be sticking around.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

he's not going to be sticking around.

You filthy inkel!! This is why you are inkel!! Y'all so negative!!
Nevermind you banned him @knajjd

 

[Mainländer]

 

[Insomniac]

Have a feeling this is LARP tbh.

If it’s not then I’m sorry this all happened to you.

 

[superighteous]

lol fuck you if larp. many people were genuinely worried about you and you toyed with their emotions just because you could.

 

[Ritalincel]

free him

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

free him

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[Ritalincel]

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[Blue Squirtle]

JFL if you think a fan blade can hold more than 30Lbs

 

[AsiaCel]

Shouldnt rope, there are alternatives to roping

 

[ihaveno1]

there are alternatives to roping

 

[Deleted member 14490]

Ded srs

 

[Insomniac]

there are alternatives to roping

 

[StaroRavager]

Somebody watched The Temple of Doom too many times

 

[jetfuelcel]

>made thread declaring how he was going to an hero a few days ago
>tried it
>used a fucking ceiling fan
I'm guessing that you used a strand of spaghetti for the noose too.
At the same time, there's a good chance you made all of this up (but I could say this everywhere since this is the internet).

 

[Ritalincel]

should of gone paddock ngl

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Gengar looks so cute there.

 

[Ritalincel]

Is he dead?

 

[Deleted member 60]

he's not going to be sticking around.

elab

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

Have a feeling this is LARP tbh.

If it’s not then I’m sorry this all happened to you.

Feel sorry that he was too retarted to realize that a fucking ceiling fan wouldnt hold his weight? I dont want to say too much but i think lowiq people are better dead.

 

[Templarcel421]

Ded srs

 

[Michael15651]

It's over for failedsuicideattemptcels

 

[Ritalincel]

he's not going to be sticking around.

elab

 

[knajjd]

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