Ok that were the most important ones. There are just a couple more that we could ANALyze.
I am in an open relationship = my partner is a cuck lolol who needs respect anyway?
Looking for a bull for our cuckold relationship = my partner is a total pervert. Pls send help
It's complicated = I am a coward and hoarder orbiters and FWBs
Looking for a fling, hubby must not find out = you are going to get castrated if he catches us, but I am safe, so jokes not on me
I love bad boys = My life is depressingly boring but my suicide attempts were unsuccesful
I love tattoos = My life is depressingly boring but my suicide attempts were unsuccesful
No boys who can only look pretty but do nothing = Chad and Tyrone are already my fuckbuddies, but you can make yourself useful for me... cuck
Looking for a dahminant mang who knows wat he wants = just be larger than life, fuck off with your feelings, homofag
I like Chad
=
Tautology
I do not like Chad =
Oxymoron, ya moron
I have a son/ daughter = I messed up and need someone to play the father/ husband role
I have a wonderful son/ daughter = Almost won, already got knocked up by Chad, just need a beta now to play the father/ husband role
Sorry not sorry = I am the biggest, most impolite, most insufferable cunt in the entire office
Teehee = I desperately gotta hide my insecurities and shortcomings. Quick, find somebody to belittle!! Yes, that has worked all throughout high school
I am sexually dominant = I failed to conquer Chad with normie strats... maybe I can get him by appealing to a niche??
I am romantic = I love to nurture broken Chads
Rihanna FTW = I am a good goy
Beyonce FTW = I am a good goy
I am a feminist = I am a very good goy
I became a feminist = I am bitter and others have to suffer my tsunami landwhale wrath
I want the man to make the first step = I am a total loser. I am not even capable of peeling a banana.
I am bisexual = I have special needs and love to cause desasters
I am pansexual = i have special needs. Wheelchair plus helmet means you have to run, I'm not fucking around
Gender is a social construct = I feel not good enough for Chad and now I have sloppy, drug infested orgies with freaks
If I was a boy I would listen to
her = If I was a youtuber, I would be Ricky Berwick
