everyone should learn how to commit, "accidental violence" (drunken monkey style kung fu)
Ofc, don't be actually drunk! Lol! Thats the bs meme part of the media of it...
In a way its similar to the violence as portrayed in the movie, "the accountant." Except, instead of using a, "determined look," use a clueless look.
in today's world of recording eyes everywhere, one needs a method to defend oneself without seemingly doing so.
@eliya has enough martial arts skills to do this, but he lacks the, "don't fuck with me" mindset. (he needs to find himself "worthy" of self defense.)
a type of stealthy self defense option.
everyone in white western civilizations know, that bully's are rewarded and self defense is a crime.
you need to protect yourself but look like an idiot whilst doing so.
"I didn't mean to hurt anyone..." (shocked gulp!) after you broke the insane yelling bus niggers neck, in front of a crowd of NPC phone recorders...
this is a real skillset that can be intuitive and very easy, once you know some basic anatomy and martial arts skills.
the hardest part is remaining calm, methodological, and observant, while wearing a facial expression of panic &/or stupidity.
in fact, it must look 100% accidental! not timed. there's a few movies linked below that can explain it much better. basically, you open you're eyes very wide - like a gullible fool - and accidentally reach out and punch, push, pull, or knock over, whomever is fucking with you. but to any onlookers or cameras, it looks as if you're just very clumsy.
you sway as if drunk, dizzy, or just bewildered, scared, etc, and use it as a way to get momentum for various strikes and/or (judo - style) grabs.
if done properly, you can walk though a crowd of falling scum and look as if you are innocent of any harm! be sure to apologize for you're clumsiness!
it's very hard to describe, but its in a few old martial arts movies...
you pull someone down, as you climb up them.... like a flailing drowning man.
by having you're eyes moronically wide, it makes you not look "calculating" or cunning. (plus it increases your Peripheral vision...) so you are far more aware of you're surroundings.
( these movie titles are slightly a mandala effect for me, as I remembered them differently. these ones listed are the current names.
mostly, I only remember the Jackie Chan ones.... )
en.m.wikipedia.org
Drunken Monkey 2003
(Original title: Zhui ma lao)
Drunken Master 1978
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Drunken Master II 1994
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yes. you will look like a fucking idiot if you take this advice, but you also "might not" get arrested for public violence!
"he's just a fool that got lucky..."
ofc, this isn't something you can do without knowledge of basic martial arts. you must know how to hit and grab and fall and spar... but. it's possible to get a feel for the basics really fast if you have good hand-eye coordination.
you mostly want to get the face right. shell shocked is good. blank is good. anything but murderous rage.
you can give you "victim" (attacker) a micro glimpse of murderous rage, but then look around like a retard before you flail all over them. lol.
this does a few things. it gets you inside their "ooda loop," and causes them confusion, while you are in full control of the shituation.
ooda loop.
(= observe, orient, decide, act... repeat) look it up!
en.m.wikipedia.org
if they don't know its a fight, then they they'll be easier to beat. remember, they started it. but they won't know you've accepted their challenge.
say a knife dude on the train is being a chimp. you somehow get behind him and start to look like you're off balance... you strongly grab his neck from behind, in a choke hold, then quickly drop. breaking his gdmf neck. oopsi! "hey get up Mister! sorry I fell on you! someone get a ambulance!"
get the idea? it's stealth violence. while acting like a harmless clumsy idiot.
onlookers see the wide eyed, off balance, flailing idiot, not the meticulously calculated violence. it's a show.
just like the aftermath is a show. I just fell... it was an accident! I hope he's ok. (he's obviously dead) act like a moron and they'll treat you like an equal.
ofc #2...
this stuff is empty hands only, and is useless if you start using weapons. you can't "accidentally stab or shoot someone in public." duh!
anyway, it's a jungle out there.
be careful.
remember, no one has you're back. (yoyo)
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Ofc, don't be actually drunk! Lol! Thats the bs meme part of the media of it...
In a way its similar to the violence as portrayed in the movie, "the accountant." Except, instead of using a, "determined look," use a clueless look.
in today's world of recording eyes everywhere, one needs a method to defend oneself without seemingly doing so.
@eliya has enough martial arts skills to do this, but he lacks the, "don't fuck with me" mindset. (he needs to find himself "worthy" of self defense.)
a type of stealthy self defense option.
everyone in white western civilizations know, that bully's are rewarded and self defense is a crime.
you need to protect yourself but look like an idiot whilst doing so.
"I didn't mean to hurt anyone..." (shocked gulp!) after you broke the insane yelling bus niggers neck, in front of a crowd of NPC phone recorders...
this is a real skillset that can be intuitive and very easy, once you know some basic anatomy and martial arts skills.
the hardest part is remaining calm, methodological, and observant, while wearing a facial expression of panic &/or stupidity.
in fact, it must look 100% accidental! not timed. there's a few movies linked below that can explain it much better. basically, you open you're eyes very wide - like a gullible fool - and accidentally reach out and punch, push, pull, or knock over, whomever is fucking with you. but to any onlookers or cameras, it looks as if you're just very clumsy.
you sway as if drunk, dizzy, or just bewildered, scared, etc, and use it as a way to get momentum for various strikes and/or (judo - style) grabs.
if done properly, you can walk though a crowd of falling scum and look as if you are innocent of any harm! be sure to apologize for you're clumsiness!
it's very hard to describe, but its in a few old martial arts movies...
you pull someone down, as you climb up them.... like a flailing drowning man.
by having you're eyes moronically wide, it makes you not look "calculating" or cunning. (plus it increases your Peripheral vision...) so you are far more aware of you're surroundings.
( these movie titles are slightly a mandala effect for me, as I remembered them differently. these ones listed are the current names.
mostly, I only remember the Jackie Chan ones.... )
Drunken Monkey - Wikipedia
Drunken Monkey 2003
(Original title: Zhui ma lao)
Drunken Master 1978
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The father of Wong Fei-hong, who has been attempting to teach his son kung-fu, but has found him too disobedient to teach and decides to send him off
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Drunken Master II 1994
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In turbulent China before World War I, the collapse of the Manchu Dynasty fuels violent uprisings and political chaos - the perfect setting for a gran
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yes. you will look like a fucking idiot if you take this advice, but you also "might not" get arrested for public violence!
"he's just a fool that got lucky..."
ofc, this isn't something you can do without knowledge of basic martial arts. you must know how to hit and grab and fall and spar... but. it's possible to get a feel for the basics really fast if you have good hand-eye coordination.
you mostly want to get the face right. shell shocked is good. blank is good. anything but murderous rage.
you can give you "victim" (attacker) a micro glimpse of murderous rage, but then look around like a retard before you flail all over them. lol.
this does a few things. it gets you inside their "ooda loop," and causes them confusion, while you are in full control of the shituation.
ooda loop.
(= observe, orient, decide, act... repeat) look it up!
OODA loop - Wikipedia
if they don't know its a fight, then they they'll be easier to beat. remember, they started it. but they won't know you've accepted their challenge.
say a knife dude on the train is being a chimp. you somehow get behind him and start to look like you're off balance... you strongly grab his neck from behind, in a choke hold, then quickly drop. breaking his gdmf neck. oopsi! "hey get up Mister! sorry I fell on you! someone get a ambulance!"
get the idea? it's stealth violence. while acting like a harmless clumsy idiot.
onlookers see the wide eyed, off balance, flailing idiot, not the meticulously calculated violence. it's a show.
just like the aftermath is a show. I just fell... it was an accident! I hope he's ok. (he's obviously dead) act like a moron and they'll treat you like an equal.
ofc #2...
this stuff is empty hands only, and is useless if you start using weapons. you can't "accidentally stab or shoot someone in public." duh!
anyway, it's a jungle out there.
be careful.
remember, no one has you're back. (yoyo)
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Yoyo You (are) on your own... Meaning; No one has your back. No one gives a shit about you. You spend everyday alone. No one reaches out to you. When you reach out, you get punished for it. Money is a major part of all "relationships" (All communications are part of a business...
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