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LifeFuel Escortcels, what's the most humilliating thing you've done to an escort?

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This could be fun. I remember when r/incels still existed one fellow incel posted he paid an escort and asked for peeing in her hair :feelsgah::feelskek: He did it because it's much more difficult to wash than skin :lul::lul:
 
farted in her mouth.Jk,ı'm virgin as fuck but ı would like to fart in a foid's mouth tbh
 
I had sex with her. Having to have sex with subhuman trash is humilliating
 
It's never humiliating to her because u pay her.
 
I had sex with her. Having to have sex with subhuman trash is humilliating
If I had more money I'd pay that bitch to make out with me in a public place or infront of her family
 
I made a 18yo escort lick my asshole in my last week in Brazil. Good that I'm NT because it required some persuasive efforts. I made it mostly because I was jealous of my cousin getting rimmed by JBs and wanted to see how it feels.

Turns out it doesn't feel that special but a foid doing such a thing for you is exciting, yeah.

She told me she had never done that before, which I believe because of her age and the fact that's not that popular (many men think it's gay and all). Felt good to be the first at something at least.
 
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I made a 18yo escort lick my asshole in my last week in Brazil. Good that I'm NT because it required some persuasive efforts. I made it mostly because I was jealous of my cousin getting rimmed by JBs and wanted to see how it feels.

Turns out it doesn't feel that special but a foid doing such a thing for you is exciting, yeah.

She told me she had never done that before, which I believe because of her age and the fact that's not that popular (many men think it's gay and all). Felt good to be the first at something at least.

Gross. Faggot.
 
I will never use escorts,
have some honor ffs
escorts are for losers and cucks
 
I will never use escorts,
have some honor ffs
escorts are for losers and cucks

Hmm3


I always had Thailand escorts on the back of my mind if I failed in Japan.

I guess it's ascension or bust for me then.

At least there is always 2D.

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@Zaetheus stay strong buddy boyo, consider this some training
 
I will never use escorts,
have some honor ffs
escorts are for losers and cucks

lol at having dignity while posting on an incel forum. we are losers bitch that's why we're here
 
im not sure if it was in budapest or warsaw but anyway - got a whore to my hotel, paid extra in advance to cum on her face (sex with condom is like 10% of real sex, so at least i can cum on her.)
anyway she was kinda of a bitch (most of them are when they see they need to fuck a ugly subhuman) so when the time to cum came i told her to get on her knees, put out her tongue and put her hands behind her back (i wanted to finish me myself so i can aim lol) best orgasm ever. felt so fucking good, i got her tongue, eye, ear and tits. most of the times im really nice to them (AKA cuck) but when they are really bitchy im bitchy back...
i dont remember how much i paid her but i remember i calculated it and it was more than 20 X the minimum wage for an hour in her country. whore.
 
I came in her mouth. Also asked one to rim me.
 
I will never use escorts,
have some honor ffs
escorts are for losers and cucks
Look around man, all of us are losers here, we're such lowest of the low that we couldn't even be cucks even if we wanted to.
 
I will never use escorts,
have some honor ffs
escorts are for losers and cucks
Vast majority of men are getting sex thru long tetm prostitution anyways.
 
What do escorts do if they know you're a virgin? It'll be fine but I'm just curious.

Going to go to one before this year ends.
 
I'm too much of an anxious autist to pay for an escort. I would probably pay her to sit on my face, but then I think about how many cocks she's taken and nah.
 
I will never use escorts,
have some honor ffs
escorts are for losers and cucks
This is the masculine conclusion and I agree but at this point in my life I really don't care about this sort of thing anymore.
Masturbation and viewing pornography is also dishonorable, immoral and emasculating yet most of us do it.

If all was well prostitutes and whore women would be publicly executed.
 
What do escorts do if they know you're a virgin? It'll be fine but I'm just curious.

Going to go to one before this year ends.

Don't tell them. They're already disgusted by having to fuck guys like us, and that'll just make it even worse. And they're not going to do anything special for your first time. That only happens in movies.
 
Asians escorts are usually willing to do all of kind of hot nasty stuff even if you don't ask them,best hookers by far.

What do escorts do if they know you're a virgin? It'll be fine but I'm just curious.

Going to go to one before this year ends.

They have never asked me that,don't worry.And honestly I really doubt they give a fuck about it.
 
Nothing i don't want to get shoot !!!
 
What a boring thread,noone says anything interesting so here's the weirdest and most fucked up and gayest stuff I've done (mods don't ban me because I had to pay to do all of this,I would still be a virgin if escorts didn't exist)

-Golden shower (getting pissed)
-Asshole licking,literally tastes like shit and I don't want to do it again
-BSDM,I've licked boots and kneeled like a cuck while getting slapped,these kind of whores are expensive as fuck though
-Strap-oned by a +30 year old redhead :soy::soy:
-Chained
-Did cocaine with a 18 year old to enhance the experience,expensive.
-A fucking giga muscled ethnic opened the door and caught us in the act to say the hour had passed.
-Scat,disgusting.
-Threesome where one of them farted and laughed
-Getting spitted on the face,yes it was an Asian.

I'm sure there are more I'm forgetting but those are more or less the highlights.
 
What a boring thread,noone says anything interesting so here's the weirdest and most fucked up and gayest stuff I've done (mods don't ban me because I had to pay to do all of this,I would still be a virgin if escorts didn't exist)

-Golden shower (getting pissed)
-Asshole licking,literally tastes like shit and I don't want to do it again
-BSDM,I've licked boots and kneeled like a cuck while getting slapped,these kind of whores are expensive as fuck though
-Strap-oned by a +30 year old redhead :soy::soy:
-Chained
-Did cocaine with a 18 year old to enhance the experience,expensive.
-A fucking giga muscled ethnic opened the door and caught us in the act to say the hour had passed.
-Scat,disgusting.
-Threesome where one of them farted and laughed
-Getting spitted on the face,yes it was an Asian.

I'm sure there are more I'm forgetting but those are more or less the highlights.
Strap-oned is top gay:feelsbaton:...duuude wtf are you a fag ? paying for gay shit, i agree with the other they are fetishes...but not this.
 
Strap-oned is top gay:feelsbaton:...duuude wtf are you a fag ? paying for gay shit, i agree with the other they are fetishes...but not this.
It was a femdom session, if I refused I would have broken the mood.
 
Get rimmed for two times for young pros without asking for it. Those whores are really degenerated in tropical lands.
 
It was a femdom session, if I refused I would have broken the mood.

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Also i wish i could escort but JFL at Uk laws, cant even use the main escort site cuz cant prove im over 18, no driving license or passport. :feelskek:
 
Why u guys bashing on prostitutes? Without them you will legit die a virgin, at least they give incels the option to experience what sex is like in his life.
 
im not sure if it was in budapest or warsaw but anyway - got a whore to my hotel, paid extra in advance to cum on her face (sex with condom is like 10% of real sex, so at least i can cum on her.)
anyway she was kinda of a bitch (most of them are when they see they need to fuck a ugly subhuman) so when the time to cum came i told her to get on her knees, put out her tongue and put her hands behind her back (i wanted to finish me myself so i can aim lol) best orgasm ever. felt so fucking good, i got her tongue, eye, ear and tits. most of the times im really nice to them (AKA cuck) but when they are really bitchy im bitchy back...
i dont remember how much i paid her but i remember i calculated it and it was more than 20 X the minimum wage for an hour in her country. whore.

:chad:
 

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